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Government upgrades drones, deploys joystick tweakers to catch illegal dumpers

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Re: Self-inflicted

Recycling and ‘bins’ should have been standardised across the UK. Instead - like most ‘local democracy’ faux choice - it’s just generated several hundred differing provisions of the same service across the UK, slashed non-statutory green bins service and statutory food waste collection- that depending on where you live can or can’t go in the green bin.

Fucking madness.

Payroll pirates are conning help desks to steal workers' identities and redirect paychecks

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Re: Direct Transfer

… or Pay-Packet or BACS Credit for those not living in Trumpistan.

Any company that can change payroll bank account details without a robust process needs a clear out of some personnel. That should be portal self-serve, or via the Payroll Team only from a data protection perspective. Certainly not from a random phone call and sketchy impersonation.

Infinite Machine e-scooter is like the offspring of a Vespa and a Cybertruck

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Re: Uncompromisingly ugly

I doubt it will pass any EuroNCAP crash test rating looking like that. Same as the Cybertruck.

Newly launched civil service pension portal from Capita is crapita, users report

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Re: Vast improvement

I don’t know why they didn’t give it to a UK Based Provider who already has the ‘at scale’ systems like Standard Life or L&G or borrow/take a copy of another large one like NHS Pension System.

Britain's first small modular reactors to be built in Wales

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So the impact is aesthetically challenging then… anyway there is plenty room for more offshore wind, on-shore wind, solar and hydro galore and jobs and energy security that brings.

A quick journey up and down the M74 and beyond makes that self-evident. I will include through adjacent M6 Cumberland and Westmorland too.

OpenAI’s viability called into question by reported inference spending with Microsoft

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You can see it with the financing deals been done for data centres and 30 year bonds.

They will get turned into derivatives and flogged to suckers.

OpenAI is burning cash at a multiple 2-3x income.

Google, Microsoft, Meta. Oracle and X can bury bury the numbers to an extent and booking $30bn annual revenue projections from Open AI is future revenues further inflating shares.

US has growth rate similar to UK if you remove the AI bubble effect. It’s not going to end up well. Global Crash and further Quantitive Easing/Debt.

At least interest rates will crash back to near zero for debtors and (new) Government Debt.

The rich and commodity and share traders never learn as it’s someone else’s money. The rich have vacated The tech shares bubble already and can invest cheap on the crash.

(I wish aI had hoovered up a pile of mildly risky Rolls-Royce shares during their Covid time in the toilet ).

Ministry of Defence's F-35 blunder: £57B and counting

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Re: Again why beancouters

… and bake in the VSTOL requirement hobbling capabilities by them only being useful for one type of expensive and late plane.

Fortytwo's decentralized AI has the answer to life, the universe, and everything

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SETI@Home

TBH sounds like SETI@Home…. But good luck getting people to run the agent on their PC these days. That seems a hard ask in today’s malware, data theft and enshittified times.

Euro cloud alliance urges action on Broadcom as Microsoft mends fences

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Slung Out?

“The European cloud vendor forum has 38 members, according to its website. Amazon Web Services used to be on its board, but the cloud giant exited after the trade association changed the rules for admission to block non-European cloud vendors with annual revenues exceeding €10 billion.”

I guess Microsoft will be slung out of the pub doors soon then?

Digital ID is now less about illegal working, more about rummaging through drawers

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Re: Makes me wonder

So what do you do if you don’t have/want a phone ?

Amazon's AI specs aim to stop delivery drivers getting lost between van and porch

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Re: Hmm...

They still knock ?… how quaint.

If they do here it’s for a pin-code/high value for or age verify.

Mostly it’s dump the box on the doorstep and run. If you lucky the doorbell gets a single prod. If you unlucky - like Royal Mail- ram it through the letterbox in a square peg, round hole fashion.

UK to roll out mandatory digital ID for right to work by 2029

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Perhaps just deliver on promises to mae existing ID Dihital and don’t reinvent the wheel and maybe if some use in the real world.

Digital Passports, Digital Drivers ID.

Got a text from Royal Mail asking me to lock up a parcel that was sent to local Post Office “Don’t forget this pick-up code” the SMS sent. What is didn’t say was the jobseekers tossers in the PO wanted some ID - which I didn’t have as I had whipped out on lunch-break.

I have a photo of my Passport, or driving licence or I. A show you a copy of an eBank Statement, or HMRC on-line which should be reasonable proof of ID??

‘No we need originals … we don’t accept Digital Copies’

‘What not even of the text J showed you with the pickup code’

Sullen look and denied….. until I wasted a further 30 mins going to get ID.

Analogue fuckers.

There are already right to work checks and portals for employers to validate them.

Workers: Yes, RTO makes sense. No, we’re not going to do it

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Re: Message to CEOs : it's hopeless

If they can’t measure your output what does in office or WFH have to do with it at all?

Perhaps they need to figure that out as presenteerism certainly isn’t a metric worth shit.

ChatGPT joins human league, now solves CAPTCHAs for the right prompt

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Re: Solution

Please identify the Pelican Crossings or non-Yellow school buses in the photos until none left. Fixed.

Britain jumps into bed with Palantir in £1.5B defense pact

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Re: Selling the UK by the pound ...

Toyota make some fine cars at Derby and Hybrid Engines on Deeside.

Indeed they export the Corolla GR to USA from there.

Apple's 'Awe Droppings' fall close to the tree

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The 17 Air is as retarded a decision as binning off the SE for the. Their ‘value’ offering blows as it stands now … esp. with the cost pressures buyers are under.

People want

- entry level iPhone in a small format based on prior model innards

- full function iPhone nn in a larger format without getting skinned for a Pro/Max.

Microserfs ordered back to the office, given 10 days to appeal

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Re: I'm not sure how this will play out for my team

It’s hard to work as a Team collaboratively in the office when other colleagues you worked with there have been fucked off for cheap replacements in Bangalore (or in Microsoft’s case also China).

What customers want - more reliable software, more Azure/M365 uptime, less CoPilot analysis insertion, less fucked up monthly patching, fewer security holes, and Windows 11 on existing hardware.

These are product issues.

UK government trial of M365 Copilot finds no clear productivity boost

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Re: Productivity goes down

With irony … most CoPilot efficiency gains are fixing poor functionality, gaps, weaknesses and stuff M365 can’t do.

A circular virtual economy.

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Re: Crapilot

‘Rushed’? … the trial ended in Dec 2024….. 8 months later……. And they still haven’t finished the benefits analysis.

Salesforce sacrifices 4,000 support jobs on the altar of AI

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Re: So disgusting...

No even a wisp of a mention about the efficiency gains a human using A.I. brings.

Oh yeah.. that’s because there aren’t and and we will take the bump to the bottom-line and fuck staff off each and every time.

Apple iOS 26 set to dump 75M iPhones on the e-waste pile

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Re: Why?

Most old tat will be bought by CeX. You mag only get £2-3 for an old iPad from them but that’ll get you a beer in Wetherspoon's to wish it Bon Voyage. It’s out of your house too..

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Re: Why?

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/regulations-waste-electrical-and-electronic-equipment

Been the law in UK and EU for years.

If you have tech recycling just offload it on Curry’s in UK.

https://www.currys.co.uk/services/delivery-installation/recycling.html

They may even give you £5 credit if you buy something on their trade in any old shite promo.

Cupertino must stop calling Apple Watches 'carbon neutral,' German court rules

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Bully boy tactics from the Orange Shitgibbon and his new crime Republic of Gilead.

Take a look at the unlawful reach of the Cloud Act for example… .in breach of GDPR for starters. The upcoming shitshow over Digital Seevices taxes as a second.

US government snaps up 10% of Intel for $8.9B

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Not any more … the bags of Made in America wheat/corn/maize/soya etc …. Have no distribution chemannel since USAid was wood-chipped.

AI crawlers and fetchers are blowing up websites, with Meta and OpenAI the worst offenders

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Re: one site I frequent

LOL - it took about 20-30 mins. I have noted the behaviour in the last 12 months. I guess I offended the Orange Shit gibbon or Space Karen..

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Re: one site I frequent

El Reg could do with that to stop the down vote bots attached to certain users. I give it 10 mins to down vote this.

Anarchy in the AI: Trump's desire to supercharge US tech faces plenty of hurdles

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Re: Martian Law

Didn’t you watch For All Mankind or The Expanse

Pft.

Molten salt nuclear reactors slated to power Google datacenters in 2030

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Re: Shipping container sized

Perhaps some modularising of components.

The radioactive box

The cooling water pumping box

The electricity generating box

The grid connection box

For easier maintenance and separation of risk.

Hopefully it won’t look like the Port Los Angeles…

India's PM laments missing out on global chipmaking dominance – in 1964!

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Re: India vs Maine

https://www.mainebiz.biz/article/semiconductor-maker-on-is-leaving-maine-and-laying-off-dozens-as-part-of-sweeping-reorg

Sadly eaten up by global nickel and diming and off-shoring … directly against CHIPS Act goals and other more recent Orange Orangutan bullying..

Texas Instruments I beleive bought the other plant mentioned.

Election workers fear threats and intimidation without feds' support in 2026

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Re: The 2024 election was "quiet"

Trump saying blatant lies like ‘The USA is the only country that does Postal Voting”.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postal_voting

The £9 billion question: To Microsoft or not to Microsoft?

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Resurrect former UK Government IT and Hosting Champion (that the Tories closed down).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Computer_and_Telecommunications_Agency

Proper Sovereign Cloud … and they could also design/build an standardised ERP framework for Government that … isn’t shit.

However no… SPA25 will come….

No more 'Sanity Checks.' Inclusive language guide bans problematic tech terms

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Re: Quite possibly

I literally don’t know anyone offended by this.

… calling a digging tool, a digging tool here.

Only ISPs get to determine what constitutes 'affordable' broadband, says team Trump

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It’s not exactly like they even have to worry much about the impact on their lifestyles of the poor … as they have stashed/tax havened enough money to last 50 lifetimes.

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Re: Only one ISP in some locations

“Careful what you wish for …..”.

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Re: Only one ISP in some locations

Defining ‘affordable’ is literally a job of the FTC - not suppliers.

Christ on a bike.

Atlassian's Trello redesign may be 'worst in tech history' say frustrated users

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Re: I love when they change software interface for the sake of changing it

Grew up a Tudor man, not Walkers (Smiths).

Fully agree.

… and lamenting despite the various flavours events Walkers run are unable to bring back Spring Onion flavour. Cockwombles.

Perplexity vexed by Cloudflare's claims its bots are bad

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Re: "If you can't tell a helpful digital assistant from a malicious scraper"

reeloaders complain about being labelled freeloaders.

Perplexity, Grok, Gemini, ChatGPT … all go fuck yourselves.

Millions of age checks performed as UK Online Safety Act gets rolling

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Re: "I've seen these age checks popping up for large sections of Reddit"

YouTube doing the same thing. With irony suggesting using YouTube if YouTube was not working <shrug>

Was a DashCam car crash compilation, with mild bad language and ‘Merican arseholeness.

Tesla starts sort-of Robotaxi service in San Francisco by invite only

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Re: Almost there

Should be real soon with the next Gen self driving system Samsung are helping with. Esp. If it finally has LIDAR.

Cue class action for all those mis-sold gen version that doesn’t FSD.

Brit watchdog pushes to rein in Microsoft and AWS with 'strategic market status'

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Re: Let's count the metaphors

Given that the vast majority of the UK’s AWS’s systems are hosted in the *AWS-Europe- west-1 region in Dublin … I’m wondering how far the CMA’s reach stretches.

Esp.. With the UK being outside of the EU post the catastrophe of Brexit… where with sweet irony those rules should have been enforceable throughout the EU….

* simple because the UK region not stood up until 2016… and most already had a foothold in Ireland.

Cisco donates Agntcy project to Linux Foundation in the hope it gets AI agents interacting elegantly

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Agntcy… sounds like “the Biztalk” of the A.I. World.

Oracle VirtualBox licensing tweak lies in wait for the unwary

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Re: HMRC

HMR C have powers of the UK state. Oracle don’t.

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Re: All because

Yes… prior case history… just because it is ‘free’ does not mean if has zero value/

Datacenter lobby blows a fuse over EU efficiency proposals

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Surely - like for cars/trucks/planes - being as fuel efficient as possible/using the least amount of fuel/energy possible is being ‘fiscally conservative’?

The GOP should be the standard bearer for this … not opposing it/maximising Petro revenues, throwing EPA rules into the trash and treating paying the minimum amount of tax legally possible be seen as a national pastime.

<Edit - my downvote every post made bot seems to be running every 5 minute now. Congrats ras-Putin>.

US science left out in the cold amid plans to retire Antarctic icebreaker

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Re: Not MAGA, MAD

No-Boaty McBoat Face.

US agencies log nearly 9x more GenAI use cases in 2024 - but deployments stall

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2 Use Cases only needed

1. Siri/Alexa/Google .. get your ears syringed so you can hear and understand clearly spoken conversational English in its many dialects (other languages are available).

2. Siri if I am driving that’s literally when I need a fucking voice driven assistant- don’t clam up and say you can’t help me as I am driving. FFS.

To paraphrase Basil Fawlty … ‘Siri you are a useless cloth eared bint’.

UK needs to pick up handsets for troubled Emergency Services Network project

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Re: Government tech in a nutshell.

Because it is an on-going shit show.

You anti-EU blowhards didn’t ever shut up since 1974 … so give us the same courtesy please.

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Re: Government tech in a nutshell.

Could be worse and they could have selected an iPhone 8 at the start and have a Govt warehouse with 1/2m of them in it.

UK VPN demand soars after debut of Online Safety Act

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That’s dick not disk.

I’m surprised his blowharding over the wind turbines is not self-sabotaging his hatred of them. They must be running hot.

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Well both sides of the story ….. and no lefty media bias.

That’s what the blowhards always complain about.

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