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* Posts by Fpaolini

8 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Apr 2024

In the name of science: Boffins build fart-tracking undies

Fpaolini
Mushroom

Shut up and take my money!

Broadband rollouts feel the burn from AI memory frenzy

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“Quietly”…

Uhm.

Nope.

Oracle Java licensing worries are percolating through the userbase

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Re: How to check?

It’s not a stupid question.

The thing is, you should be aware of what you disseminate through the company. Obviously, it’s not easy - sometimes nearly impossible, especially on smb.

That said, oracle should die of hunger and the ruins should be buried, staked, salted and burned. Twice

Lego crams an ASIC in a brick to keep kids interested

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Re: Repeat after me...

Are you the chief wizard at the defcon in London around 2yrs ago?

Microsoft sends Windows Control Panel to tech graveyard

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s/sucked/sucks

I’m still on 10.

With win10 for personal use vm.

And linux for, ya’all ‘now…

And iphone for, ya’all MAYBE ‘nderstand

BOFH takes a visit to retro computing land

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God WE’re old and not properly seasoned

Mscdex

Gooooood Lord

Autoexec is fine.

Believe me not, I’m on the 6th pint and I’ve installed DOS with PCNFS (yes, not a typo PC NFS) in the last 6 months.

Better ask for next few pints

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Trigger alert. I had a matsushita drive and a Creative Soundblaster. Yes, with the capitals.

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Soundblaster. Commodore. I’ve lost an apple II in a moving (that’s another story, moving offices half my “collection” was lost. FUCK!