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40 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Jan 2024

The new Siri makes one of Apple's most convenient OS features a cumbersome mess

alcachofas

me. when I swapped from android pre timer history, I was so grumpy. I have a handful of timers I regularly set. Why make me enter them every single time? Maddening.

But I will say that the timer history is an absolute bag of shit - just keep the last X, ordered by length FFS. Or let me choose which ones to save.

alcachofas

Re: I use Spotlight search like that also

I logged in specially just to downvote this

Airbus to migrate critical apps to a sovereign Euro cloud

alcachofas

SHE has systems on HER own compuers. SHE wants to move to somebody else's computer but isn't sure SHE can find somebody else whose computer SHE can trust.

Techie 'forgot' to tell boss their cost-saving idea meant a day of gaming

alcachofas

This is the bit of the story I want to know more about!

Half of exposed React servers remain unpatched amid active exploitation

alcachofas

Just answering: no

There’s no react involved in their routing of a huge amount of internet traffic. And it’s simply the huge amount that means that any time they drop the ball the whole internet breaks. This is a centralisation problem, not a javascript problem.

Barts Health seeks High Court block after Clop pillages NHS trust data

alcachofas

Re: Negligence

“Sensitive personal data should be encrypted at rest”

Do we know it wasn’t? This was an exploit of the software that reads the sensitive data, which will definitely have the means to read the data.

Your database files can be as encrypted as you like but if you give me a login to your database I can read your files…

(Though I totally agree on their awful statement)

alcachofas

Re: Your data is perfectly safe.

Yeah that’s a crummy statement. Especially as they’re just throwing words in to make it sound like a higher bar.

Access to compressed files means nothing. That sentence should just read “the risk is limited to those able to access the dark web”. Which frankly isn’t much of a relief!

Cloudflare blames Friday outage on borked fix for React2shell vuln

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"It's a race, but more security providers would be able to win if they had access to complete and accurate information."

Ah, we just have to give earlier complete information to all the good guys, and that will mean we can stop the bad guys.

Hmm. But how do we tell them apart?

Vibe coding: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing (Sorry, Linus)

alcachofas

What on earth does your bizarre experiment have to do with what the other poster suggested?

All they’re saying is the newbie might get some tips and ideas for how to solve their problem, where they’d previously had to read a lot of docs or consult someone else for advice.

We can argue about whether that’s good or not - imo reading docs and asking for help are both good skills to nurture - but I’ve got no idea what you think your experiment demonstrates

CPython may go Rusty, but older platforms risk getting iced out

alcachofas

Re: Nothing to see here

And yet the number of Perl 5 programmes doing anything meaningful pales into insignificance compared to python.

You’re not wrong. But you’re also miles from being right.

Snap out of it: Canonical on Flatpak friction, Core Desktop, and the future of Ubuntu

alcachofas

Re: My opinion of snap

Which is fine, you just have to recognise that your willingness to build from source means you’re not really the target audience snaps are aimed at.

alcachofas

Re: Good read

Thanks! I’ll take a look. I suspect I’m not really ready to commit to it properly but I’d like to have a play with it

alcachofas

Good read

Decent interview, cheers.

I might not agree with a bunch of what he says but it’s nice that he’s at least aware of the points of difference and has his reasons for why they’re taking the path they are. Too many interviews are just “we’re right, critics are wrong”.

I’ve not really played with immutable installs. If the Ubuntu one is a way off, what’s the best in class at the moment?

The clock's ticking for MySQL 8.0 as end of life looms

alcachofas

Upgrade hell

I spent a good portion of my last year at my previous job pushing to get our (long since deprecated) 5.5 instances upgraded.

It never happened.

I’d bet they’re still a way off reaching 8, let alone moving on from it

GitHub CEO: Future devs will not code, they will manage AI

alcachofas

Re: They just won't be using GitHub anymore

Yep, since M$ bought GitHub it has definitely… (checks notes)… faded into obscurity.

Hmm.

I’m not sure it’s a kiss of death if it takes a casual 7 years for it to take effect

Zed code editor hears your prayers, rolls out AI-free mode

alcachofas

You should learn how to use cocaine

Never a truer word spoken

GitHub command palette wins stay of execution after dev pushback

alcachofas

Good to know

Add me to the list of people who hadn’t even realised this existed. Will be enabling today!

And hoping it stays

Anthropic won't fix a bug in its SQLite MCP server

alcachofas

Archived

Surprised myself but I’m with Anthropic here. If the repo is archived and the concern is that it’s been forked, there’s very little that them pushing a fix to it would achieve. The forks simply won’t pick it up.

This feels a bit like blaming stack overflow for hosting a bad answer. Sure, it’d be better if it wasn’t there but it’s on you if you copy example code and it does something dumb. This wasn’t exactly released software.

If I was anthropic I’d just shrug and delete the repo “fixed”

LibreOffice adds voice to 'ditch Windows for Linux' campaign

alcachofas

Re: Distro chooser is not fit for purpose

Oh no, really?

Can they just not see that lots of people will already have been put off my having to choose a distro (“I thought I was choosing Linux…”). And the ones who stick around get questioned on their philosophical beliefs around init systems? Do they actually want to just alienate every potential convert?

Feels like the whole chooser should end with a set of questions on your personal take on Gnu/Linux naming and how you feel about Stallman. That should drive the last few away…

30 years of MySQL, the database that changed the world

alcachofas

Re: OTT

Oh you’re adorable.

alcachofas

OTT

Oh boy the reg comentariat can never just not like anything can they? Where does the hyperbolic whining come from?

It’s not a ‘toy database’. It’s not ‘awful’. You may disagree with some key decisions in it but eeesh… grow up.

And the person who “refuses to work” with MySQL? I’d rather have data integrity issues than have someone like that on my team

Nextcloud puts out fire after data leak panic

alcachofas

Decent response

Reading that GitHub thread, this is an almost perfect example of how to acknowledge, handle and communicate around a serious issue.

This shouldn’t be a surprise but I’m so used now to deflection, weasel words and excuses, that the clear response and expected timelines are seriously good to see

Ignorance really is bliss when you’re drowning in information

alcachofas

Gatekeepers

The joy of missing out is an interesting concept. I like it, but I think I’d find it hard to embrace it.

There’s a real problem in how we’ve done away with gatekeepers, or rather, just added a lot more gatekeepers. None of us trust a single source to curate our news and knowledge for us. In some senses it’s empowering - each and every one can be an independent researcher - but in reality it’s both exhausting and a con: trusting to an algorithm doesn’t actually ensure greater transparency or variety than just reading a newspaper ever did.

Short-lived bling, dumb smart things, and more: The worst in show from CES 2025

alcachofas

China!

The tp-link award is just xenophobia really, isn’t it? As if American companies are that much better at resisting government intervention and reporting issues.

It’s not as if the router that “won” the award has any specific known flaws, they’ve just decided china=bad

Google's AI bug hunters sniff out two dozen-plus code gremlins that humans missed

alcachofas

Re: Important? You decide.

Ha, good spot.

I was reading the article and thinking “critical flaw in OpenSSL? I feel like we should have heard about that already”

Reading the linked bug report makes it clear why we haven’t…

To kill memory safety bugs in C code, try the TrapC fork

alcachofas

Dead in the water.

Tech support world record? 8.5 seconds from seeing to fixing

alcachofas

Re: Fastest:

To be fair, this happened to me the other day.

My excuse is I was using a laptop downstairs and the weight was resting on a connected bluetooth keyboard upstairs.

Took me bloody ages and several restarts before I worked it out.

Yes, your network is down – you annoyed us so much we crashed it

alcachofas

Re: Finance dept. are at the root of this issue

I have to google to check bear with me every. single. time. It just doesn’t stick in my head

Automotive AI player Cerence appoints ex-Intel boss Brian Krzanich as its CEO

alcachofas

Re: Hmmm.

Dismissing claims concerns that the CEO is having relationships with an employee as ‘woke BS’ is desperate stuff.

Relationships with a colleague and a subordinate are very different things.

MongoDB rebuts claims it's not ready for business critical workloads

alcachofas

Re: Popular with people who don't know what they're doing

“ And no, being "easy" is not a valid reason.”

What a silly argument. All things being equal (and I’m not saying they always are), then picking the easiest of two solutions is valid and sensible.

SAP CTO bows out over 'incident' at company shindig

alcachofas

I’m not sure that being a generally well intentioned computer science phd is quite the blocker to being a creep that you think it is

DigiCert gives unlucky folks 24 hours to replace doomed certificates after code blunder

alcachofas

Or, alternatively, the developer of the original code had built a sprawling, spaghetti mess of undocumented essential functionality and pottered off into retirement without ensuring any transfer of knowledge…

Row erupts over data sharing function in UK doctor software

alcachofas

As someone who worked in this space for years and years… I’m not surprised. A lot of these orgs just aren’t talking to each other and/or not listening.

We spent a lot of time pushing back against half thought through plans around data sharing and control and were frequently accused of simply being “opposed to joining up healthcare” rather than flagging up concerns that proposals were unworkable.

I am not sad that I do not work in this domain any more.

Version 256 of systemd boasts '42% less Unix philosophy'

alcachofas

Except I’m not arguing the other way. I… don’t have strong feelings either way. And I have no problem with those that do but oh boy some of the commenters here are taking their pigeon chess to heart.

alcachofas

The groupthink here is so strong! You’d think systemd personally shat in all of your cornflakes

You don’t have to love it but the frothing and raging here is genuinely beyond parody.

It’s not hard to see why people with opinions like these lost the argument.

Rapid7 throws JetBrains under the bus for 'uncoordinated vulnerability disclosure'

alcachofas

Re: and these are the good guys?

Agreed. I’m not sure anyone comes out of this looking good.

I get what Rapid7 are trying to achieve but IMO saying “you must behave as we dictate or we’ll publicly drop exploits for your software” doesn’t exactly look great.

Search chatbots? Pah, this startup's trying on Yahoo's old outfit of web directories

alcachofas

Interesting piece.

I’m not at all sure that this guy’s approach is going to be a sustainable and widely used one but it’s good to see people attacking the problem from a different angle. There’s way too much groupthink right now - we get bursts of innovation and then just a truckload of people all doing the same thing.

KDE 6 misses boat to make it into Kubuntu 24.04

alcachofas

Re: Wait, what?

Came to say the same thing.

KDE having no current, supported, stable version is a bit silly really.

Still no love for JPEG XL: Browser maker love-in snubs next-gen image format

alcachofas

Most of those quotes are from students. And they’re angry/shocked/appalled that Google, Mozilla, Apple etc aren’t accountable to them. Yikes.

We put salt in our tea so you don't have to

alcachofas

Re: Milk?

Yes. This. I’m more scandalised by the milk going in at the same time as the bag than any of this salt business. Outrageous behaviour.