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X sues to protect Twitter brand Musk has been trying to kill

OllieJones

Wanton brand destruction shenanigans continue

This Musk dude will go down in biz-school brand management case study history for what not to do.

When he bought the little blue bird, the word "tweet" was well on its way to the nirvana occupied by the likes of "hoover", "kleenex", "fridge" and "styrofoam" -- a brand so transcendently well-known it becomes part of common language. AND, "twitter" was still a defensible brand. That combination has enduring value as a trademark.

But, no, Musk bought all that and tried to flush it down the toilet. This counterattack sounds like he did some panic-induced screaming at some trademark lawyers. I hope they're billing at least a few thousand an hour for tolerating his abuse.

This guy hates branding. X? WTF? I think it's because the only entity that has more power in the modern world than oligarchs is the customers of household brands. People can be effective boycotting Target or Nestle or Jim Beam or whatever if they don't like their policies. It's a weakness at the heart of the strength of big companies. But it isn't a weakness when companies serve their customers.

NIST contemplated pulling the pin on NTP servers after blackout caused atomic clock drift

OllieJones

The guy who maintains the global time service isn't considered critical?

Really?

I guess America is great again, huh?

Why isn't somebody laying on a helicopter or a snow machine or something to get this guy to the time servers so he can make sure they work correctly?

Developer made one wrong click and sent his AWS bill into the stratosphere

OllieJones

Remember when the hard drive on the build machine would fill up?

Useta be a mistake like that would fill up the hard drive on the build machine, and somebody would troubleshoot it and fix it. Rather than spend enough money to buy a few thousand more hard drives.

The clock's ticking for MySQL 8.0 as end of life looms

OllieJones

Yes, MariaDB and MySQL have differences, but CMSs don't exploit those differences

A large fraction of MySQL instances exist to support the various php / apache or nginx based CMSs (WordPress, drupal, Joomla!, that lot).

And those CMSs don't exploit any distinctive features of either MySQL or MariaDB, but rather work with both. So migration should not be a nightmare of rewrites.

New boss took charge of project code and sent two billion unwanted emails

OllieJones

HR screwup hoses email server

In the 1980s this old guy worked at one of the workstation hardware companies.We were using an email system developed in-house, with the hope of beating some bugs out of it before we unleashed it on paying customers.

The HR department planned an outing to a local amusement park. You know the deal: roller coasters, fun-houses, a tolerable band playing music.

They got the bright icebreaker idea of randomly giving out tokens with a number on them. The idea was to find the other person on stafff who had the same number, and collect a prize. I knew a fellow on the email server team. He took one look at this and said "here comes our load test."

So, people started sending emails to "all" with their number. Other people started hitting "reply all" saying "stop doing this" and "hey, that's my number".

The experimental email system disappeared in a cloud of greasy black smoke.

The good news was, it stayed gone and the company adopted sendmail.

Intern did exactly what he was told and turned off the wrong server

OllieJones

AWS? Yesderday?

Oh, the old "unplug the nameserver" trrick, eh?

Techie found an error message so rude the CEO of IBM apologized for it

OllieJones

Front panel prohibits "P00f"

Years ago I worked at a company making hardware. They had a primitive front panel display device that displayed the letter "P" followed by three hex digits.

The VP of Engineering sent a memo to all the firmware hackers (of whom I was one) instructing us never to write any code, even in jest or for testing purposes, that displayed "00f" in those three digits.

I believe we all complied. Sadly it didn't keep that company from going P00f and vanishing.

The air is hissing out of the overinflated AI balloon

OllieJones

AI like an intern?

Yeah, AI is like an intern. Like a high-school student intern who smokes weed in the parking lot at lunch every day.

It's like the New Riders of the Purple Sage lyric ...

"Smoking dope, snorting coke / trrin' t' write a song / forgetting everything I know / 'til the next line comes along. "

Rock on, Sam.

I started losing my digital privacy in 1974, aged 11

OllieJones

MUMPS the software, entered service in 1966, never forgot anything.

Well, now, this is an amazing story.

Mass General was indeed far ahead of the electronic health record curve. They had a language / info system / database called ""Massachusetts General Hospital Utility Multi-Programming System"" or MUMPS. Rollled out in 1966. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MUMPS

The maintenance of the software was later taken over bt Digital Equipment Corp where this old coot, as a tech rep early in my career, included it in a bid to sell some hardware to some hospital. (Didn't get the sale.)

I wish I could have said that data put into it back then would still be around half a century later. But the would-be customer wouldn't have beleived me.

I share your concern about the longevity of records.

Microsoft-owned GitHub: Open source needs funding. Ya think?

OllieJones

OpenSSL. Apache, GNU/Linux, and more

There’s lots of FOSS software out there that everybody uses every day whether we know it or not. Some of it causes major crises when defects or vulnerabilities disrupt its use.

Providing for its maintenance by putting some bread on the tables of its maintainers is obviously a Good Thing for everybody, even if oligarchs get most of the monetary benefits. Figuring out how to do that in a resilient way is hard. I sometimes give fifty quid to the developers of stuff I use. But not often enough to pay for their servers or their kids’ shoes. My FOSS own contributions get me tens of quid a year.

Here’s a suggestion for Microsoft:announce a plan to turn GitHub and its contents to a qualified not-for-profit organization. Offer guidelines for the criteria such an org must meet. Invite the UN, the EU, and other world orgs (ITU-T?) to figure out how to set up such an org in a way that will keep working tolerably well for a century or more.

In the meantime, Microsoft can prove their bona fildes by planning and executing a project to disentangle GitHub from Azure, relocate it out of the US, and structure it so they can divest it.

Trump administration set to waive TikTok sell-or-die deadline for a third time

OllieJones

Tik TACO

Trump always tik chickens out.

Techie traced cables from basement to maternity ward and onto a roof, before a car crash revealed the problem

OllieJones

We love copper

A few years back I wrangled a fax service for a health care IT company. (Long story omitted about how fax messages were considered secure where email was not.)

One of our hospital customers was a long-established institution in a cold climate. Every mid-March the fax messages our system sent them would slow down dramatically for a couple of weeks. It seems all their incoming fax messages slow down, and our service was a convenient neck to choke.

At any rate, the problem cleared up as April warmed things up.

I suggested they have their hospital telecom krewe trace their phone lines. He opened up a conduit and water poured out.. It turned out their fax machines were on copper POTS lines, in conduits. In winter those conduits filled with ice. In March the ice melted and intermittendly shorted the lines. POTS is constant-current, so the shorts drove the power supplies pretty hard.

By April the water evaporated and faxes started working again.

It was the nifty little system that detected the 90th percentile of minutes per page that helped identify this.

Fun stuff.

Tesla Cybertruck recall #8: Exterior trim peels itself off, again

OllieJones

Body parts come unglued?

Many of my neighbors have trucks. They use them for stuff like taking half a cord of firewood home, or giong to the dump, orr hauling a whole mess of produce to market. They rust, because it's a maritime climate here.

What is this about metal body parts coming unglued? Seriously? WTF???

That's not a truck, it's a movie prop for some dystopian AI Zombies Eat Tom Cruise's Face movie.

Oh, and I was down to the Tesla service center yesterday getting my old electrical jalopy (2016 Model S) some new ball joints.

Those fool trucks are way too big for the parking stalls. They have to put them on the ends of rows or out back.

Makes those Hummers look practical, these things do.

Builder.ai coded itself into a corner – now it's bankrupt

OllieJones

Time for "artisinal code" ?

Maybe those of us who write code rather than edit slop should start claiming we write "artisinal code".

Maybe we can even have "certified artisinal code". Ethical standards for people making that claim?

Sci-fi author Neal Stephenson wants AIs fighting AIs so those most fit to live with us survive

OllieJones

Teaching Assistant Strike Coming

Yeah, all the university teaching assistants and high school teachers are going to go on strike demanding free eye examinations and vision plans. And maybe handwriting classes will return to schools.

Until the unviersities figure out how to use AI to read the exam blue books and papers.

From whence it is a short and obvious step to having the AIs mark the papers.

From whence it is a short and obvious step into the slop abyss.

Without strenuous effort the second law of thermodynamics corrupts information. Humanity faces a challenge.

Curl project founder snaps over deluge of time-sucking AI slop bug reports

OllieJones

It's the spam effect

When it costs nothing to send an email offering a low price on a counterfeit drug, people will send lots of emails.

When it costs nothing to send a bug report in hopes of getting a bounty, people will send bug reports. Another commenter got it right "free lottery tickets".

I suggest Hacker One and other bug-bounty clearing houses revisit their business models. Charge money for the lottery tickets. Refundable after triage, or something like that.

The current system isn't resilient. And defect detection schemes need to be resilient.

Cloudflare builds an AI to lead AI scraper bots into a horrible maze of junk content

OllieJones

Wasteful?

The AI companies are running short of electricity to power all those GPUs. And the best way to counter their scrapers is to waste even more of their electricity processing slop. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

The need for this kind of scraping countermeasure is clear. But it's tragic. This here internet was built to shrink the world, not cook it.

Maybe some sane trade association or government regulator can see this, say "holy s__t this whole thing has gotten ridiculous, let's set up a scraping code of ethics."

I suggest something like the DKIM stuff in email. Legitimate email senders include a signature signed with a privatte key declaring the origin of the mail. Why can't we do sonething similar for "ethical scrapers", that is, scrapers that obey robots.txt and rate limit themselves decently?

The situation we have now will lead to recursive craniorectal inversion.

Stuff a Pi-hole in your router because your browser is about to betray you

OllieJones

Yes. Pi-Hole. Top-shelf stuff

I've used pi-hole for years. It works.

I, a 71-year old male euro-american, get ads, in Spanish, for feminine hygiene products. The ad networks really can't tell much about me.

If you use it, run apt updates, and pihole updates, about once a month. And zing the pi-hole developers a few bucks.

Critical security hole in Apache Struts under exploit

OllieJones

Deja vu all over again.

Please, people, please get ahead of this one. If you need executive permission, funding, or time to get it done, just say "Equifax".

Telco security is a dumpster fire and everyone's getting burned

OllieJones

Overwhelm them with nonsense

Years ago when I was a kid my dad worked as a consul (a retail-facing diplomat) in a country that was, at the time, a frenemy of his government.

Our home phones were monitored by the local fuzz. So, my dad and a colleague persuaded my mother and the colleague's wife to get on the phone with one another and yak yak yak exchange recipes for, I dunno, Christmas cakes and bean salads and whatever. For hours. Finally they gave up.

Surely with AI voice synthesis we can swamp these phone lines with enough meaningless BS to make surveillance harder. While we rebuild.

And, as for the people saying secure systems need back doors, well, see figure 1.

Who had Pat Gelsinger retires from Intel on their bingo card?

OllieJones

Another one bites the dust

Gelsinger tried to wreck my startup thirty years ago, and came close by hiring away some good people.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Telco engineer who spied on US employer for Beijing gets four years in the clink

OllieJones

Clink?

Hey, we yanks call it the hoosegow, not the clink. :-) The clink is the open cell in the middle of the rural county sherrif's office. :-)

Maybe that would be a good place for some of these cybercreeps and theives.

In all seriousness, the US Justice Department functions in a deliberate and precise manner, such that miscreants are well aware that they can F around and find out.

NASA wants ideas on how to haul injured moonwalkers

OllieJones

Travois

Native Americans used a thing dubbed a "travois" by French colonists. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travois

Poles that drag on the surface at one end, with a way to carry a load between them.

Sturdy telescoping poles might be useful for other things on the lunar surface too.

Microsoft has reached $1M giveaway levels of desperation to attract users to Bing

OllieJones

Re: At least...

Ballmer Is Not Gates, either.

Undergrad thought he had mastered Unix in weeks. Then he discovered rm -rf

OllieJones

Re: what does ~* do?

The emacs backup file for kernel.c is named ~kernel.c, with a leading tilde. So that formulation removes the emacs backup files.

OllieJones

I did rm -rf / once

I did rm -rf / once, by mistake. (I wanted to do rm -rf .)

It was on a workstation product I was helping to develop and test, so no big loss except of install time.

It was really interesting how long the OS kept running after I did that. UNIX and its descendants don't delete open files, so the thing kept right on working, if I remember right, until I tried to start another shell.

The US government wants developers to stop using C and C++

OllieJones

This gives us coders cover with front office people

Look, the CISA's latest missive on memory safe(r) languages isn't news to people who have worked in our trade for a long time. I've known about it ever since I forgot to do malloc() correctly a half century ago in some student problem-set code. Yeah yeah we know.

But, here's the thing. It IS news to some front-office people. It's not addressed to us. But to them. As such, it's a valuable tool to support the business case for reworking legacy code in memory-safe(r) languages.

People who do, I dunno, control software for municipal water plants, now have another way to pitch security-driven rewrites for their products to executives. And another way to avoid getting all the blame if the execs don't accept their pitches and the cybercreeps break in and make trouble.

Tesla FSD faces yet another probe after fatal low-visibility crash

OllieJones

They're not "accidents"

Dear Reg.

Please update your style guide to eschew the word "accident" for any incident unless it involves a truly unpredictable event like, I dunno, a meteorite strike.

Automobile crashes aren't random. They have root causes. Driver inattention or cognitive overload. Failures in driver perception. Road rage. Poorly maintained equipment or roads. You get the idea.

Post Office CTO had 'nagging doubts' about Horizon system despite reliability assurances

OllieJones

Roll out new point of sale system, get petty crime wave?

Didn’t anybody wonder about the scope of this supposed crime wave? Seven hundred some-odd independent and disorganized small business people embezzling from the Royal Mail? Only in some dystopian sci-fi film.

Sure, one or two, or even ten might try that. But, not one judge, or detective, or silk-wearing barrister or auditor stopped to think and to ask the obvious questions when the number of accused started climbing into the hundreds? Impossible to believe. There is an untold story somewhere in this mess about a suppressed whistleblower.

Trump campaign arms up with 'unhackable' phones after Iranian intrusion

OllieJones

Bold claims

One wishes that absolute claims (like these) about information security were not associated with politicians with a reputation for, well, BS.

The only way for our industry to improve security is through transparency -- responsible disclosure transparancy -- about the root cause of each breach.

Ransomware forces hospital to turn away ambulances

OllieJones

What kind of medical record system?

Is this a Cerner shop? EPIC? What vendor do thay use?

Is the type of medical record system a factor in the vulnerability?

LibreOffice 24.8: Handy even if you're happy with Microsoft

OllieJones

One huge advantage to calc over excel

A customer of mine was once totally baffled by trying to import a .csv file into some software we furnished.

It was a user list, and contained a numeric user ID and a name. Trouble was, that cuistomer's user id values looked like 00144616 with leading zeros. When they used Excel to edit the list before importing it, Excel helpfully stripped off the leading zeros. The exported .csv showed ids like 144616 instead of 00144616. Confusion ensued.

Until we advised them to use Calc instead of Excel.

Broadcom boss Hock Tan says public cloud gave IT departments PTSD

OllieJones

It’s August, Silly Season.

News flash. Public figure said something silly in August.

Film in September.

Intel's processor failures: A cautionary tale of business vs engineering

OllieJones

A Pentium joke from 1994

It's new year's eve at the end of 1994. Andy Grove, Intel's boss, is celebrating. It's been a good year, with the new Pentium product doing well.

So he's in a swanky hotel bar, and orders a dram of top-shelf Scotch.

The bartender puts it in front of him and says, "that'll be twenty dollars, sir".

Grove puts a $20 bill on the bar, looks at it for a moment, and says "keep the change".

Another law firm piles on Intel for Raptor Lake CPU failures as complaints grow louder

OllieJones

What about soldered processors?

I wonder what fraction of these chips that might fail are soldered to their motherboards?

Because obviously those are harder to replace. Unsoldering ball grd arrays etc?

Or is the market for these things limited to socketed motherboards and maybe to gamers etc who overclock their rigs? Dissipating an extra 50W of heat seems like a vast challenge.

Labour wins race to lead UK, but few would envy the load in its tech in-tray

OllieJones

Compared to US govt citizen facing IT?

Hey reg, you know what would be cool?

Team up with Jennifer Pahka (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Pahlka) author of Recoding America, and do some comparative pieces on what, if anything, the UK and US can do learn from one another.

Oracle Java police start knocking on Fortune 200's doors for first time

OllieJones

OpenJDK? Americas Cup Yacht?

Let’s see. Would I be happier seeing Larry Ellison enter the Americas Cup with another yacht we bought him?

Or, use OpenJDK?

Gouging long-time legacy customers seems a harvesting endgame. Like the Broadcom / VMware price increases.

I hope our whole line of work isn’t flipping over into harvest mode.

Stupid high legacy costs from rent-seeking by financialized vendors should figure into the decision whether to maintain legacy stuff or do greenfield restarts.

Go after UnitedHealth, not us, 100+ medical groups urge Uncle Sam

OllieJones

These medical groups are right!

A few years ago a health care IT place I worked suffered a breach involving 47 patients. (Notice how that number is burned into my soul.) The root cause was a third party vendor that misdelivered, well, 47 fax messages.

Notification was a huge job. For 47 patients. We did it, because the breach happened on our watch. It’s a job that should be done by the agency that suffered the breach, not the case managers and office staff of beleaguered doc offices. United Health may complain this will hit their bottom line. Tough noogies. They’re lucky to have any shareholder equity left after their breach, attributable to sloppy authentication.

It looks a lot like VMware just lost a 24,000-VM customer

OllieJones

What is their strategy with their new, smaller, customer base?

Here I thought KVM was a way to connect keyboards and pointing devices, not a convenient measure of large quantities of lost business.

What are they up to? Who’s the target customer they hope to keep? Or is it simply a wring-out-profit then shut down move?

It’s not like hypervisor tech has any huge barriers to entry or exit other than inertia.

Google Search results polluted by buggy AI-written code frustrate coders

OllieJones

Next: garbage out; garbage in; second-generation garbage out. etc. etc. ad nauseam.

OK, it's happened that top-ranked search results are substandard Ai-generated results.

What happens when LLM training system ingest these top search results and builds them into its models?

I think the AI industry may soon discover its own kind of inbreeding, and will turn into its own equivalent of hare-lipped Hapsburg royalty, with notorious flaws. Especially since LLM training sets are getting close to the point where they've ingested all human generated content.

Tech industry sheds some light on the planet's situation via LinkedIn

OllieJones

"Used gazillions of liters of water?" What, did they destroy it?

It would be very helpful if journalism about industrial resource use would say more about water use.

"Polluted a gazillion liters of water with toluene and arsenic and dumped it untreated into the Mersey" is very different from "drew a gazillion liters of cooling water and discharged it 3° warmer. Both have impacts but one is worse.

It's likely that some of this data center work "took a gazillion liters of fossil water from a deep well in the desert and evaporated it in a swamp cooler."

But who knows? Can reporters find out?

Elon Musk's latest brainfart is to turn Tesla cars into AWS on wheels

OllieJones

Whuuuh? Wait. No. Just no.

I bought a Tesla in 2016. Even then the company's figurehead was notoriously mercurial and prone to megomanaical claims. "Full self-driving by the end of the year', anyone?

But, do I want 2024 Tesla to have access to the computing equipment I bought from them and paid for? No, not under current leadership and not without some serious indemnification.

Why not?

1. Their onboard computers (Linux) log too much s***t into /var/logs/whatever, and therefore wear out their SSDs faster than they need to. They've fixed this they say. But it has caused field failures. This is huge hurting hunk of metal, not a game console. It's drive-by-wire and the wire better freakin' work. Every time. It has one job, keeping my family safe. Please don't use my expendable parts (SSD) without working out a schedule to proactively, and for free, replacing them.

2. The cell network (LTE in my case) rig in the car doesn't have much bandwidth. Certainly not enough for ML tasks. Barely enough to show me maps.

3. Power costs money and releases carbon. Don't use my power without my permission.

4. Cybersecurity? Safety? Presumably they would push native code. If they can push it, so could a cybercreep.

Now, maybe he's just saying provocative things. Hope so. But he needs to be careful not to let his loud mouth damage all his household brands. For the customers of household brands have more power than the most billiony billionaire.

CEO of UK's National Grid warns of datacenters' thirst for power

OllieJones

I still don't think National Grid's executives get it.

I'm from New England in the USA. I have earned the privllege of complaining about National Grid's managers because they sell me my electricity too, as they do for you lot in UK.

Here's what the Nat Grid people don't get: Electrical energy distribution is becoming a fine-grain information business. The grid that works in 2050 will be one that can rapidly control a large fraction of its load, as well as deliver the energy.

EVs already have user interfaces where the user can tell the car, "I need you at 0700 tomorrow" and the car can draw power "off peak". All that's left for the smart grid to do is run auctions in real time (the way web sites do when showing me banner ads). And we'll have a grid that can use much less peaking generation capacity than it does now.

Come up witth auction-capable controllers for hot water heaters and other domestic loads, and it gets even better. Those things, at volume, should cost no more than twenty euros / quid / bucks.

Yes, big-system transmission capacity will help. But a smart grid will help a lot more.

As of now, all National Grid can manage is a little pilot program in a small city called Worcester, Massachusetts (we pronounce it in the English way, "wooster") with two rates based on time of day. Unnecessary AND insufficient.

(Ultility economics in the US guarantee a return on capital, so Nat Grid has much more incentive to do big capital buildouts.)

Mozilla slams Microsoft for using dark patterns to drive Windows users toward Edge

OllieJones

WTF?

Is Ballmer back? This is Ballmer-era bs.

Techie climbed a mountain only be told not to touch the kit on top

OllieJones

Ok, Ok, we gotta a guy on a mountain regomized as Edmund, after Edmund Hilary. Cool That means we MUST for the sake of history regomize his heavy-lifting colleague as Tenzing, after Hilary's colleague Tenzing Norgay who went on the first ascent of Everest with him.

Stripe commuters swap traffic jams for hydrofoil glam

OllieJones

Pride goeth ...

Back in the 1980s a forgotten company called DEC had a company gate at Logan International Airport in Boston.

Thought we were pretty special, we did.

Just serve your customers, Mr. Colliton.

'Exemplar' digital hospitals trust hit by multiple tech-related traumas

OllieJones

Cerner and Epic together?

Cerner (Oracle now) and Epic are competitors. Seems to me a deployment needing them to interoperate smoothly would be a tall order, requiring highly competent owners' reps who also eat nails for breakfast and don't care for taking prisoners.

Microsoft 365's add-on avalanche is putting the squeeze on customers

OllieJones

Open source stuff is a great alternative to a negotiated agreement.

It has to be said, Libre Office does a decent job of knowledge-worker production tools, with similar things in its suite to Word Excel PowerPoint and most of the other basic tools.

IT consultant fined for daring to expose shoddy security

OllieJones

This is why lots of people think "software engineer" and "wise judge" are oxymorons.

You can find all kinds of stuff on the net about NOT opening up port 3306 (MySQL) through firewalls. Enough stuff so you'd think German engineers would have built classy security around credentials if they had a requirement to open it up, WTF? WTF? Embedded plaintext in a downloadable Windows executable? What is this year, 1995?

And you'd think the German justice system would have access to enough expertise to cope with this kind of screwup in a rational way.

Guess not. How do you spell "WTF" auf Deutsch?

‘I needed antihistamine tablets every time I opened the computers’

OllieJones

IT people are angels, that proves it

The evaporated spirits are sometimes called the angels' share of the cask.

It's good to know the IT angel could partake.

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