More agency please (with any number of letters)
Following on from the suggested "2. ActiveX, 3. AI chatbot, and 5. ads", I'd say the web needs to become much more agentic, with deep access to connected machines, down to the lowest-level hardware for added convenience. Want to know if a "friend"'s at home? Just dial in remotely to their machine and take a peek, and a listen, with the built-in cam and microphones. Alexa and Siri already do this of course, but their lack of agentic olfactive sensors makes them yesterday's tech. After all, how else might one ascertain whether a "friend" is stuck in the lieu, pushing a hard one through, with the door closed?
But agency also means that the web should be constantly doing this on its own, of its own free will, and under its own initiative. Safekeeping the results in appropriate database caches, and analyzing them continuously, in real-time, for the convenience of fast commodity access, and to optimize the logistics of related dispatches, via drones and creepy crawlers, all transparently to the user. The web could then easily rewind the timeline of any sequence of events, pinpoint such critical landmarks as the expression of intent to ingest mutton vindaloo (for example), and pre-deploy the consequent countermeasures ahead of time, with surgical precision, for the preemptive administration of relief.
All-access AI-driven web agency is the future we all seek, in both free and totalitarian societies, to safeguard the joy of a convenient lifestyle, with an ever lesser need to ask oneself any question at all, especially What The Fuck?!, What Were They Thinking?! or, What Were They Smoking!?
A day without questioning (except by licensed professionals) is a day well spent. AIweb will help us all get there most efficiently, IMSO! (yes, the S is for Sarcastic ...)