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28 publicly visible posts • joined 14 Oct 2023

Age verification isn't sage verification when it's inside operating systems

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Mushroom

Sloppy specs

If the legislators insist on safeguarding Linux, they ought to know that the Linux console doesn't belong to user space, but is part of the Linux kernel. I wonder what Linus Torvalds will have to say when he's coerced into implementing these sloppy specs?

Nanny state discovers Linux, demands it check kids' IDs before booting

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Happy

Better stay clear

Yes, I have been using them too: https://ithistory.org/db/hardware/ibm/ibm-port-punch

As the legislation differs from place to place, and tends to be formulated very broadly and imprecise, it would be foolish for the Linux and BSD communities to get involved. If you touch this mess, you make it your problem.

LibreOffice learns to speak Markdown in version 26.2

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Alert

Re: HTML blocks

I don't know about LibreOffice, but cmark (the reference implementation of CommonMark) will render raw HTML if you run it with the --unsafe option. The flexibility comes with potential danger, so I suppose LibreOffice will have a similar switch, which should be off by default.

Copilot spills the beans, summarizing emails it's not supposed to read

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Unhappy

Gmail victims

Not just the @gmail.com addresses:

$ host -t MX theregister.com

theregister.com mail is handled by 10 aspmx3.googlemail.com.

theregister.com mail is handled by 5 alt1.aspmx.l.google.com.

theregister.com mail is handled by 1 aspmx.l.google.com.

theregister.com mail is handled by 10 aspmx5.googlemail.com.

theregister.com mail is handled by 10 aspmx2.googlemail.com.

theregister.com mail is handled by 10 aspmx4.googlemail.com.

theregister.com mail is handled by 5 alt2.aspmx.l.google.com.

"We're doomed. Doomed!"

France to replace US videoconferencing wares with unfortunately named sovereign alternative

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Angel

Church of the SubGenius

Why do team communication tools get these confusing names? Slack is not a follower of the Church of the SubGenius.

When AI 'builds a browser,' check the repo before believing the hype

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Facepalm

History doesn't repeat itself

But, having survived the fallout of the 'fifth-generation programming tools' of the eighties an nineties, I do hear an echo from the past.

Power scarcity drives datacenters to Texas, where the juice is

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Facepalm

Re: "looking to onsite power generation"

Oops, the URL now responds with "Error: 429, Too many requests". Try:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:FiredomeV8,1952.jpg

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Trollface

"looking to onsite power generation"

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/FiredomeV8%2C1952.jpg

Wasting energy has always been the American way. Squandering it on LLM's is just the latest fad.

Finally - a terminal solution to the browser wars

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Happy

More than just fond memories

"Old-time web users will fondly remember Lynx, a text-only browser that ran from the terminal."

Lynx is still very much alive:

https://packages.debian.org/search?keywords=lynx&searchon=names&exact=1&suite=all&section=all

I use it every day. The Mutt mail client employs Lynx to render/sanitize the html messages that misguided souls keep sending me.

Poisoned WhatsApp API package steals messages and accounts

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Devil

Pact with the Devil

Some of us prefer the dark ages of SMS to dealing with the Zuck devil.

Seven years later, Airbus is still trying to kick its Microsoft habit

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Facepalm

The volatility of Microsoft Word

That's correct, but users have different expectations. They want their documents to remain readable over time. I've seen a company replace its old PostScript printers with modern PCL ones. Suddenly the Adobe fonts that were available through PostScript were no longer present. Microsoft Word, in its infinite wisdom, decided that in all existing documents the Adobe Courier font was to be substituted by Microsoft Wingdings (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingdings). Very awkward if you have a huge store of documents that have to stay immutable for archiving purposes.

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IT Angle

Re: 20 million cells?!

True!

As an old hand I can testify that it has ever been thus, even before the digital age, when spreadsheets were double sheets of foolscap folio, folded down the middle.

Azure stumbles in Western Europe, Microsoft blames 'thermal event'

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WTF?

Thermal Event?

Source: The Royal Netherlands Meteorological Institute.

https://cdn.knmi.nl/knmi/map/page/klimatologie/grafieken/maand/txgn260.png

Uncle Sam's new power plan will plug AI farms into the grid faster

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Slapstick

Kurt Vonnegut's 1976 'Slapstick, or Lonesome No More' now reads like a prophesy:

"The fuel shortage was so severe when I was elected, that the first stiff problem I faced after my inauguration was where to get enough electricity to power the computers which would issue the new middle names.

I ordered horses and soldiers and wagons of the ramshackle Army I had inherited from my predecessor to haul tons of papers from the National Archives to the powerhouse. These documents were all from the Administration of Richard M. Nixon, the only president who was ever forced to resign.

I myself went to the Archives to watch. I spoke to the soldiers and a few passers-by from the steps there. I said that Mr Nixon and his associates had been unbalanced by loneliness of an especially virulent sort.

'He promised to bring us together, but tore us apart instead,' I said. 'Now, hey presto!, he will bring us together after all.'

I posed for photographs beneath the inscription on the facade of the Archives, which said this:

'THE PAST IS PROLOGUE.'

'They were not basically criminals,' I said. 'But they yearned to partake of the brotherhood they saw in Organized Crime.'

'So many crimes committed by lonesome people in Government are concealed in this place,' I said, 'that the inscription might well read, "Better a Family of Criminals than No Family at All"."

(From chapter 34)

Read the book, don't watch the movie!

Exchange Online will start archiving your oldest emails before your inbox bursts

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Re: Good old Microsoft.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

Like offering SCANPST.EXE to try and repair .PST files that would reliably get corrupted by MS Outlook.

Europe Putin the blame on Russia after GPS jamming disrupts president’s plane

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Re: Galileo

Nonsense. Making it more difficult to jam is not the purpose of Galileo. Quoting Wikipedia:

"One of the aims of Galileo is to provide an independent high-precision positioning system so European political and military authorities do not have to rely on the United States GPS or the Russian GLONASS systems, which could be disabled or degraded by their operators at any time."

Another purpose of Galileo is to have better coverage at higher latitudes. But the main reason for Galileo is to be independent of the 'Selective Availibility" of GPS.

Thunderbird 142 lands with modest upgrades – plus talk of Pro service ahead

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Thumb Up

On HTML email

Have my upvote.

HTML email is, at its best, a waste of time and resources. At its worst it's the tool of spammers and scammers. Honest people send email in plain text.

Apropos Thunderbird, it's a mail client I would really want to like, as it's free and open and multi platform. About a year ago I switched to Thunderbird for my private use, to drag myself into the modern world. I seriously gave it a try, but last month I went back to Mutt. To me, as an old dog, It felt like coming home.

Thunderbird is just unwieldy, compared to Mutt. Some people may think that Mutt is hard to configure, but typing up a muttrc is actually a lot more straightforward than writing the user.js that Thunderbird relies on for a number of, what are to me, vital settings. Thunderbird hasn't got a comprehensive manual to guide you in these matters, but Mutt has: http://mutt.org/doc/manual/

KPMG wrote 100-page prompt to build agentic TaxBot

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Unhappy

Re: Sprawling, Unmaintainable, Spreadsheet Macros: The New Generation

These giant accountancy firms always run an auditing and a consultancy branch. Consultancy is where they make the big money. I wonder if this 100-page LLM prompt has been vetted by the auditing branch? Probably not.

Microsoft crams Copilot AI directly into Excel cells

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Alert

Re: WTF?

Showing us these horrors can hardly be called an advert. The Register is giving us a warning. It can be compared to the "shock" driving safety film we had to watch when entering the military service as a conscript.

No more Blocktoberfest? German court throws book at ad blockers

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Mushroom

Re: What about Lynx?

To be more precise: Axel Springer seems to claim that modifying the DOM infringes on its copyright. But Axel Springer isn't the author of the DOM. Axel Springer authors, and its web servers transmit, HTML code. The DOM is constructed at the receiving end. By convention, a modern web browser builds the DOM out of the HTML it receives, as an intermediary stage before rendering the web page to the screen. Again by convention, this intermediary stage is where the client side scripting takes place. The ridiculousness of Axel Springer's claim is made evident by good old Lynx, the browser that renders web pages without even being aware of any DOM.

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Happy

Re: What about Lynx?

Yes, Lynx arrived on the scene before the DOM did. That's why Lynx will never run the all-important code for the ad auctions. Lawyers might reason that circumventing the DOM is it's ultimate modification.

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WTF?

What about Lynx?

The Lynx web browser has been with us since 1992. As any browser from this era, it doesn't support CSS and JavaScript as they hadn't been invented yet. So now, after 33 years, using Lynx suddenly becomes a violation of copyright law?

The White House could end UK's decade-long fight to bust encryption

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Facepalm

Re: CSS

I discarded the Cascading Style Sheets and tried reading it as Closed Source Software, which also didn't quite fit in with the context.

Would banning ransomware insurance stop the scourge?

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Have a look at: https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavenkas_van_Zierikzee

An insurance company founded in 1735 to pay the ransom for sailors who were enslaved by Barbary pirates.

It's that most wonderful time of the year when tech cannot handle the date

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Re: Owners of Fastrack FS1 smartwatches have reported the clocks being stuck

Well, my 1989-vintage Casio F-91W digital watch isn't aware of leap years. At midnight it jumped to the 1st of March. I had to put it back to 29th of February. Now let's see if it's smart enough to know what to do when the 29th ends.

GNOME 46 beta has more tweaks than a coffee shop

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Happy

Interesting headline

"... more tweaks than a coffee shop."

Being a Dutchman, the headline caught my attention.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffeeshop_(Netherlands)

Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained

oldandgrey

Concept from the 1970's? Spreadsheets are much older!

The MS Excel spreadsheet is just a metaphor for the traditional big sheet of paper, ruled with rows and columns and folded down the middle, that has been a tool of accountants and auditors since the beginning of time. Numbers were written and calculations were made by hand. I'm old enough to have used them extensively. These manual spreadsheets were also prone to misuse and errors. There's nothing new under the sun. I could tell some real horror stories about MS Excel from the days when I did 2nd line support for ERP software. Customers would complain that the data they extracted from the ERP system was all wrong when, in fact, they mangled the extracted data in their spreadsheets. My company didn't support MS Excel (you have to call Redmond for that, haha) but every now and then I had to go over to a client for some handholding, because they couldn't be convinced otherwise that the ERP system was not to blame. Now, of course, these customers messed up in MS Excel, but most times I also had to remind them of the rudimentary principles of accounting. Having no clear picture of what you are doing, that's where the silly tinkering starts.

GNOME developer proposes removing the X11 session

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Re: remove GNOME

That's what Patrick Volkerding did in March 2005 when he removed the GNOME desktop from Slackware, it being a "moving target" that was too hard to follow for his small team. Removing the GNOME desktop, however, still leaves us with GNOME's GTK widget toolkit, that is being used all over the place, like in the XFCE desktop. They lost me when they incorporated GTK's client-side decorations in XFCE's dedicated window manager, fouling up existing applications. That's when I went back to my simple, well behaved window manager from back when: Blackbox. Let others frob with the Heath Robinson contraption / Rube Goldberg machine that is a desktop environment.