* Posts by General Turdgeson

17 publicly visible posts • joined 7 Oct 2023

Formal ban on ransomware payments? Asking orgs nicely to not cough up ain't working

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Re: Ban

No cybersecurity professional claims backups or anything is a silver bullet. There is no such thing as silver bullets for securing systems. Information security is an ongoing game of cat and mouse and chess move and countermove.

That does not change that backups should a critical part of one's DRP and BCP.

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Re: Encourage software companies to make more robust software

I agree, and we also need to address the human element. Statistics I've read vary but the lowest value I found is 60% of incidents were caused by unintentional actions of employees, and I am including C-level and down.

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Re: A simpler solution…

You really think governments can't track movement of cash? You really think moving $2 million or 2€ million in cash and governments wouldn't notice, especially overseas? People overestimate the privacy they think using cash offers.

Ransomware payment ban: Wrong idea at the wrong time

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Re: How about a bounty?

Sounds good! You're gonna front the cash for the bounties?

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Re: Wrong

In the world of data security, backups are paramount, particularly those that are air-gapped or offsite. Yet, the real-world scenario is far from black and white. Consider a financial firm processing transactions non-stop; their RPOs demand backup solutions that, ironically, might be susceptible to the same ransomware plaguing their primary systems. It's easy to occupy the moral high ground and decry ransom payments from a position of safety. However, the stark reality unfolds differently when faced with dire threats to loved ones or the potential collapse of a business empire painstakingly built over years. Life, unlike old developers' binary thinking, is filled with shades of gray.

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Re: Attack the toolchain

The FBI has done something like that already. They made a "super private" communications app released it on the dark web, in reality it was pure spyware, They've used it already to make some arrests.

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Re: "Such a ban would need to be universal"

You're not wrong. Dry up the well and they will go away.

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Re: Wrong

I get where you're coming from and a big part of me even agrees with you. But paying ransomware attackers, while risky, can sometimes be the only viable option to recover crucial data and prevent further damage, especially in cases where essential services or sensitive information are at stake. Sucks but it's the reality.

What I would rather see is criminal liability for executives who failed to secure vital systems in the first place. Too often they don't face any personal consequences, thus they don't have the imperative to properly secure their systems.

X reverses course on headlines in article links, kinda

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Re: Not quite clear....

The tweet that resulted in a death sentence - only in Saudi Arabia.

Biden urged to do something about Europe 'unfairly' targeting American tech

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Re: Don't know whether to laugh or cry

Yes...

Internet's deep-level architects slam US, UK, Europe for pushing device-side scanning

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Microsoft will simply make them part of their next "security update"...

Want a Cybertruck? You're stuck with it for a year, says Tesla

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"On the other hand, I can sort of see his point. He doesn't want "scalpers" selling them on at inflated prices and "stealing his profits" LOL"

I think you hit the nail smack on the head there lol!

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Re: What about the free market?

First, I find those Ts & Cs appalling and would never buy a Cybertruck and by extension now, will never buy a Tesla - there's better electric cars on the market anyway.

Now that's out of the way, not being a lawyer myself, I don't see anything illegal about that. You buy a vehicle and the sales contract includes those terms, you accept them. They don't violate any constitutional rights or anything like that. Buying a vehicle is a free market act, and there are other alternatives. I would never agree to terms that I cannot resale and if I do I have to give money back to the seller, that's just lame, thus I will use the free market to make another choice.

This announcement from Tesla just affirms my decisions when I go electric, it's not going to be a Tesla.

Google dragged to UK watchdog over Chrome's upcoming IP address cloaking

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But that would force those poor businesses to pay employees a decent living wages. Think of those poor CEOs! (sarcasm obviously and I 100% agree with you)

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It isn't just the UK. The CSAR in the EU would similarly bust privacy in Europe, and they euphemistically named the proposal Child Sex Abuse Regulation so naturally anyone opposing that bill will obviously be against protecting children from sexual abuse. If that gets adopted, you can say goodbye to any online privacy in the EU.

Child psychiatrist jailed after making pornographic AI deep-fakes of kids

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Not saying what he did was right, it wasn't and it was disgusting in fact, but in many parts of the US, he wouldn't get nearly the same amount of time if he physically molested a child in the real world. And one can still serve as little as 7 years for 2nd degree murder.

Report: CIA eyes building AI chatbot to rival China

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Mr. President...

We can't let there be an AI chatbot gap!!