* Posts by uv

17 publicly visible posts • joined 27 Sep 2023

If you thought training AI models was hard, try building enterprise apps with them

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"Specific knowledge should always be documented...

...and not in the parameters of the LLM," Andrulis said.

This.

Yet, an awful lot of "other people's money" is wasted by speculants on the premise that statistical 'prediction' of next word of a given sequence is the magic answer to _everything_. Well, some may even know that it's bollocks, but they hope to cash in before the crash.

We meet the protesters who want to ban Artificial General Intelligence before it even exists

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Coat

"about 50 percent chance that AI will surpass human intelligence within the next two decades"

Unfortunately, to reach that goal, no AI enhancement is required. Time and patience alone would do.

(off topic, I know, I'll get my coat)

UK electrical utility seeks partner for £81M SAP overhaul as support deadline closes in

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Re: Experiment

Can't help but feel they'll be a tad busy trying to convert 25yrs worth of kludges and 'business critical' processes into an entirely new platform.

True that, but the end result depends on the contractor. There are good ones, who can manage it, overshadowed however by the mass of the usual suspects, like Accidenture, who are prone to send - and bill - a legion of newbies to upskill themseleves by breaking things and learn from the wreckages.

And S/4HANA is not entirely a new platform, ECC code base is still there, mostly used - including the Utilities industry solution. It depends on how the custom development was made (modifications or not), and how the integration to non-SAP applications was done (since some older technologies might have been deprecated).

Asteroid as wide as 886 cans of spam may hit Earth in 2032

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Coat

Here, it's called 0.5777% of the maximum velocity of a sheep in a vacuum.

Microsoft trims jobs as new year begins

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Coffee/keyboard

Did I get it right? One must convey something in one sentence, but it's not Up-to-Standards (TM), so one uses LLM to repack it into two pages of hallucinated fluff, which no sane human could possibly read, therefore their managesrs have to use LLM to hallucinate a "summary" out of the drivel. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong?

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Headmaster

Re: including roles in its security division

Well, not software security.

Look for the label: White House rolls out 'Cyber Trust Mark' for smart devices

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Coat

Re: It will be administered by 11 different companies

We need a handful more on the bench

London's Met Police seeks business services, ERP refresh in £370M deal

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Devil

Re: An Oracle Deployment...

Well, Larry is going to buy another island anyway...

Apple Intelligence summary botches a headline, causing jitters in BBC newsroom

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Re: apathy to AI services

Exactly. And to find out the question to the AI solution, we need [to buy] bigger computers.

When your technological ghosts come back to haunt you, expect humbug

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Coat

Hello darkness, my old friend...

And the people bowed and prayed to the neon^h^h^h^hsmartphone god they made

British boffins build diamond battery capable of working for a millennium or five

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Coat

Re: Noted

But I think that the distinguished commentard noted that there seems to be no standard El Reg unit of measure for power output, as "Watt" is for strivers... Humble us, who come here regularly, expect something along the lines of "how much ant-power it delivers?" or "how many such diamonds are required to run Crysis in Full-HD, 4xAA, 120 FPS?".

Crack coder wasn't allowed to meet clients due to his other talent: Blisteringly inappropriate insults

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Gimp

Re: How about automating insults

> This would be linked to an extensive table of error messages, which would progressively become more rude as the blood_pressure variable increased.

Ah, the memories... "Your sound card works perfectly" (3x) -> "Enjyoing yourself?" --> "It doesn't get ANY better than this!!!"

Microsoft PC accessories rise from the grave just in time for Christmas

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Flame

Re: It's odd...

Yes, please bring back the original Trackball Explorer (palm-operated ball, thumb-clicked). After more than a decade using one, stupid me managed to break it (in a fit of MS software-induced rage) a few years ago. Not the first victim of such, unfortunately, but this time THE irreplaceable one.

Getting up close and personal with Concorde, Concordski, and Buran

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Starting this onth you see in Sinsheim the new acquisition - the retired "U17" U-Boot, recently acquired from Bundeswehr, and transported last month from Speyer to Sinsheim via Rhein, Neckar and then a convoluted road route (convoluted, naturally, due to the specialities of the cargo - 350 t, ca 50x5x9 metres). The very detailed trip log can be read here https://u17.technik-museum.de/de/u17-live/ (German, but no problem for your onlione translator of choice) - and all "live" videos can be re-watched from there as well.

I had the pleasure to meet the beast "in person", while it rested near the Heidelberg Old Bridge.

Excel recruitment time bomb makes top trainee doctors 'unappointable'

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Looking forward

...to Matt Parker's next video.

It looks like you’re a developer. Would you like help upgrading Windows 11?

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Re: set up the OS in a configuration intended to delight software developers

No need for VirtualBox if they copied Tuxissa code correctly: https://web.archive.org/web/20040406091707/http://humorix.org/articles/1999/03/tuxissa/