* Posts by mostly average

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Essential FOSS tools to make macOS suck less

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Windows

But why tho?

Seriously. It can't be masochism, or else they'd be using the stock settings. Perhaps I'm just too poor to understand why one would go though such trouble to make it less unusable when a plethora of superior operating systems are just a boot loader away. Not just Linuxes, there's also BSDs.

Google teases AI Mode for search, giving Gemini total control over your results

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Terminator

So how much...

...will Google charge the advertisers when the Google AI clicks every single advertisement in the search result? Icon, because Skynet wants to meet all the hot singles in my area.

Oh Brother. Printer giant denies dirty toner tricks as users cry foul

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Trollface

Re: At the Printer Manufacturers' Association Roundtable

Two words, fellow proprietary pigment purveyors; AI INK!

I have no idea what it means, but first to trademark it wins!

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Trollface

Re: Security risk

At that point, ink on dead trees becomes itself a liability. Especially when said ink is applied to the dead tree in such a pattern as to store sensitive information, then said dead tree with it's proprietary pigment pattern can be folded and safely concealed in ones nickers.

Apple dares users to fix 'budget' iPhone 16e themselves

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I would never

Purchase a refurbished phone. It's too difficult to verify the integrity of the software. It's the one device I always get new and only from verified sources. I'm paranoid.

Also poor, so that rules out fruity devices anyway, even refurbished ones.

DARPA seeks ideas for 'large bio-mechanical space structures'

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You can't create matter

Fleshy meat bags must eat to grow, and that matter has to come from somewhere. Cthulhu will have to learn to eat space rocks if he's not on an earthling diet.

Framework guns for cheap laptops with upgradeable alternative

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Facepalm

For very large values of $cheap.

Drug-screening biz DISA took a year to disclose security breach affecting millions

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Facepalm

Not to be confused with

The Defense Information Systems Agency. That one's dot gov, not dot com.

HP Inc to build future products atop grave of flopped 'AI pin'

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Facepalm

Brings to mind...

A certain sentient toaster.

"Wanna print something?" "How about I print the transcript of this conversation?" "How about a graph? Business types love graphs!" "Want new wallpaper for your office?" "Want a picture of your secretary?" "Want a /special/ picture of your secretary?" "by the way, I NEED MORE INK!!"

Yet another reason to shove HP printers out the airlock.

Even Linus Torvalds can have trouble with autocycle … autocracy… AUTOCOMPLETE!

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Terminator

For ducks sake!

Autocorrect always messes up at the won't Monet. It's ducking infuriating.

Icon because it's the robots, man!

Intel loses another exec as datacenter, AI chief named Nokia CEO

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Flame

There is no Nokia

There is only HMD Global.

Icon, because there's no proton pack one.

Musk’s DOGE ship gets ‘full’ access to Treasury payment system, sinks USAID

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Facepalm

The data was leaked long ago

Regardless of how secure musk's cyber posture is, OPM already was breached not terribly long while ago. I don't think there's that many new SSNs and pay stubs to expose since last time.

China's DeepSeek just emitted a free challenger to OpenAI's o1 – here's how to use it on your PC

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Terminator

Yeah, but it's got a real nice look up table. Convoluted and unethically sourced.

Capital One two-day outage leaves customers in free-fall

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Trollface

Aren't they a little early?

The end of the world isn't supposed to be until Monday.

That subdued CES has us wondering what 2025 will look like, tech-wise

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Terminator

Re: CES in summary

And the AI is literally built upon recycled ideas.

SpaceX will try satellite deployment on next Starship test

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Mushroom

Re: Important

There is such a treaty. But enforcing that treaty is moot. Whoever gets there first with the biggest guns owns it. Treaties be damned. Molon Labe, etc.

Humanoid robots coming soon, initially under remote control

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Terminator

Rosie, please make me dinner...

Ok, do you want to be baked or fried?

Just how deep is Nvidia's CUDA moat really?

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Mushroom

Intel Arc...

...Sucks. I have an A750 with "8Gb VRAM." I put that in quotes because you can't initialize an array larger than 4Gb using ipex or oneapi. So technically it has 8Gb, you just can't use it for compute. Intel, aware of their bug, has stated they have no intention to fix it. Intel Arc is useless for language models. It's almost a passable gaming card, except they refuse to support VR. I'm never buying Intel again. My next computer will have an AMD processor and Nvidia graphics. Icon because buyer's remorse.

$800 'AI' robot for kids bites the dust along with its maker

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Terminator

Supertoys

Don't actually last all summer. I don't think Isaac Asimov quite saw this coming.

Reddit rolls out AI-powered 'Answers' search feature, redditors don't rejoice

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Devil

It's bovine excrement...

...excreted a second time. As with every algorithm, garbage in, garage out. As Dumbledore (never) said, "Reddit brings us neither knowledge, nor truth. Men have wasted away, even gone mad in front of it. But the memes are occasionally dank AF."

NASA's X-59 plane is aiming for a sonic thump, not a boom

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Facepalm

Re: I must admit, beyond basic research I do not fully get the point of the X-59 program

These days, why travel at all? Telecommunications exists, it's cheaper, faster, and cleaner (assuming you're wearing clothes under the desk). Supersonic travel will probably exist only for the Charismatic Leaders to attend climate summits at luxury resorts or to lecture the peasants in person about their carbon footprints. After all, the luxuries of the few greatly outweigh the needs of the many.

Both KDE and GNOME to offer official distros

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Re: daily-drivable general purpose OS.

The (illusion of) coordination in kernel development is handled by the single charismatic leader. All relevant discussions involve Him. It'll be entertaining to watch the holy war that will inevitably start when his mighty middle finger no longer moderates the discussions. Unless he appoints an heir to be the next benevolent dictator for life.

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Trollface

Re: daily-drivable general purpose OS.

Stuck with? Come now, you can always switch to a 9:16 aspect. Turn your head.

AI PCs: 'Something will have to give in 2025, and I think it's pricing'

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Joke

When the hype blows over

Do you think these newfangled "AI" PCs can mine Bitcoin?

Microsoft unleashes autonomous Copilot AI agents in public preview

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Terminator

Probably

It can probably arrange to pay a meatbag to do so. Something something gig economy.

A sit-down with Ubuntu founder Mark 'SABDFL' Shuttleworth

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Facepalm

Re: It's a real shame...

Unity dash, Ubuntu 12.10. It included Amazon paid affiliate links in desktop search. I'm disappointed reg has such a short memory, it was quite controversial. And yes, Ubuntu is quite like Windows, has been since Poettrering.

https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2012/09/online-shopping-features-arrive-in-ubuntu-12-10

Also:

https://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2012/10/ubuntu-wont-fix-nsfw-content-in-amazon-unity-results

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Linux

It's a real shame...

...they discontinued Ubuntu in February 2014. It was such a promising os, but the writing was on the wall when they put Amazon ads in the os back in 2012. Luckily Devuan is still well maintained.

Oregon Trail 'action comedy' film in the works from Apple

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Meh

Meh.

I don't subscribe to Apple's whatever it's called. But when this comes out, I'm gonna not subscribe even harder. But I think I'll play Island of Dr Quandary again. And Dinopark tycoon.

Hack Nintendo's alarm clock to show cat pics? Let's-a-go!

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Mushroom

There's an easier way

To get sued into oblivion by Nintendo. Many, actually. But few as interesting as this.

Delta officially launches lawyers at $500M CrowdStrike problem

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Trollface

Re: Move fast and

Move fast and break things inevitably leads to total loss of the ability to move at all.

Worker surveillance must comply with credit reporting rules

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Mushroom

Re: Just fucking ban it

I fully agree, but I don't see that ever happening. Government buying information is their favorite work around for that pesky constitution thing. Plus the gubmint always goes with lowest bidder, which means the winning contractor will be cutting corners everywhere, so they'll inevitably leak everyone's PII because the security budget went to paying the starving executives. And it's the peasants' problem when their bank account gets drained as a result of the willful incompetence.

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Mushroom

Re: Two sides to this coin.

Ostensibly, that's what probationary periods are for. I am against this type of mass aggregation of personally identifiable information primarily because the companies that do the aggregating have never heard of network security and make a habit of spilling precisely the sort of information required to steal identities. But all that matters is keeping the riffraff out of the company. It's the peasants problem if they lose everything because of a criminally negligent industry.

41-million-digit prime crunched by datacenter GPUs

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Headmaster

Re: Is this any more useful than "AI", or more amusing cat videos?

I mean, it would be correct if it spat out the number 2. Icon because I'm an intellectual.

'Satanic' data thief claims to have slipped into 350M Hot Topic shoppers info

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Coat

Skinny jeans?

Is that what "punk" kids wear these days? When I shopped at Hot Topic it was all chains, spikes and very very baggy, but mostly black. (With a little green, in my case.) I don't think I've shopped there in 15 years.

Musk's $1M election lottery raises serious legal concerns, says Pennsylvania governor

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Headmaster

I'm reminded of some rich kids at uni...

At University, there were a number of foreign students whose tuition were paid in full plus a stipend by his country. (there were no females except their wives, mind you) Those from this country loved to flaunt their wealth. Especially by driving ostentatiously impractical vehicles and parking then illegally. To them, the citations were just the fee to park wherever they wanted. Like it was a premium service just for the rich. They soon learned that some of those "premium parking" areas included "valet service" to the impound lot and a lot of paperwork to get it released. They also destroyed their vehicles when the snow started falling. And most were expelled, often after only one semester, when they learned that can't just pay peasants to do their school work for them. They got every angry because they just couldn't understand why it wasn't allowed, especially since they paid the individuals. None of them drove Tesla, BTW. Too much pride in the oily source of their wealth.

The Astronaut wore Prada – and a blast from Michael Bloomberg

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Pint

BOO blank white spacesuit! Hooray BEER!

US healthcare org admits up to 400,000 people's personal info was snatched

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Mushroom

Rule of thumb

If you have data, it was stolen at some point.

Smart TVs are spying on everyone

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Big Brother

But...

How else are they to enforce the mandatory 5 minutes of hate without watching the telescreens? Gotta catch all the doubleplus ungood face criminals.

Elon Musk's X mashed by Australian court for evading child protection reporting

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$420k?

Elon would gladly pay that for the memes alone. Now where that Shiba Inu icon?

Two years after entering the graphics card game, Intel has nothing to show for it

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Re: I have one

It is indeed very good at transcoding. It's the backbone of my jellyfin server.

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Facepalm

I have one

Arc A750. It's good for games but not much else because pretty much everything else requires CUDA. SYCL is fantastic, if the software actually acknowledges it's existence. You have to compile everything from source because no one distributes binaries with anything but CUDA support. If you're lucky it's just a compiler flag, otherwise you have to switch out libraries, modify code and debug. It's all a headache carefully managed by Nvidia. Intel does try really hard to make it easy to switch to SYCL, but everyone uses CUDA because everyone uses CUDA. Suffice to say I have buyer's remorse. Not that I could possibly afford anything supporting CUDA anyway. It's definitely better than nothing. Usually.

Musk's Starlink rockets to 4 million subscribers

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Trollface

Did you know...

There are more hydrogen atoms in a single water molecule than there are stars in our entire solar system?

Crack coder wasn't allowed to meet clients due to his other talent: Blisteringly inappropriate insults

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Joke

I daresay it depends on the delivery. If a doctor were to tell a patient "life is like a box of chocolates; The way you eat, it won't last long," it may be truthful, but there are those who may consider it slightly rude.

Torvalds weighs in on 'nasty' Rust vs C for Linux debate

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Headmaster

Re: Hard truths

Do punch cards count?

Pokémon GO was an intelligence tool, claims Belarus military official

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Big Brother

It IS an intelligence gathering tool

Just not a government sponsored one. Niantic sells the data it collects to anyone with the money. They are a Google spin off after all.

NASA will fly Boeing Starliner crew home with SpaceX, Calamity Capsule deemed too risky

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Re: MuskX

I believe that was the plot of The Producers.

Stargazing with the Beaverlab Finder TW2

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Joke

Beaverlab finder?

Sounds like an apt name for an instrument of voyeurism.

NASA pushes decision on bringing crew back in Starliner to the end of August

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Joke

Re: It's a political decision, not tech/safety

Time for a short position? (This is a joke, not investment advice, or a solicitation thereof.)

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