* Posts by Lindsay Bruce

5 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Sep 2007

SCO boots boss McBride

Lindsay Bruce

Aw. Shame :-D

Oh deary me, what a great pity, etc etc... <vomit>

If you look on SCO's website, you'll see the 'Legal' section content actually overflows the space assigned to it on the index page - that's a pretty good metaphor for McBride's leadership model; grasping far beyond capabilities.

I doubt the remaining executives have the skill to dig themselves out of the gigantic hole McBride has put them in, but if there's a bright spot on the horizon it's that other patent trolls might learn the meaning of the word hubris.

Exploding turnip threat menaces Indiana town

Lindsay Bruce
Happy

More Blackadder references

How much does this "Double-Baldrick" procedure cost, I wonder?

EB: "So Baldric what would you do if I gave you a £1,000?"

SB: "I'd buy a turnip of my very own."

EB: "So what would you do if I gave you £1,000,000?"

SB: "Oh that's different - I'd buy a big turnip in the country"

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EB (to the Prince in BA3): "You see, the ancient Greeks, Sir, wrote in legend of a terrible container in which all the evils of the world were trapped. How prophetic they were. All they got wrong was the name. They called it "Pandora's Box," when, of course, they meant "Baldrick's Trousers."

Lonely Paris Hilton seeks new best friend

Lindsay Bruce
Paris Hilton

Oh, good grief...

They are going to have to re-write the rules of physics to accomodate the empiness of this woman's skull.

You know that utter, utter still blackness at the bottom of a dry coal mine; no traffic noise, no birds singing, no dripping water; just endless dark nothingness? Can you picture it?

Okay, now you're inside Paris Hilton's brain case.

Because nothing could possibly be more vacuous. I've seen dark matter with more substance - and believe me that is difficult.

What are they calling it, Heiress Idol? Sycophant Factor? Brainless Brother? Or maybe they'll just call it Survivor - because if you can stand more than a day with this twittering self-obsessed moron you really do deserve a million quid.

Wheels come off Paris Hilton movie vehicle

Lindsay Bruce
Paris Hilton

LEAVE PARIS ALONE!!!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S BEEN THROUGH!!! Leave her ALONE!!! Do you know how hard it is to launch a perfume and a movie at the same time, you f******s????!! She's done everything right and you dogs won't LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!

Chris Crocker

p.s. watch my YouTube channel, I'm great.

Welcome indeed to the billionaire toyshop

Lindsay Bruce

Mega Bandwidth

Hang on....

Looking at that pic of Paul Allen's boat, and this picture here: http://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/february04/octopus3.jpg

... is it me, or is that a giant Ethernet port on the left of the stern??