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Photovoltaics are still running after a year under Swiss trains

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Not comparable

Solar roadways was a grift for government subsidy and it was obvious from the outset it was a stupid idea. .

Solar between rail tracks is quite an interesting idea and would make use of a lot of "wasted" space, if the panel installation machine is also capable of pulling them back up it should be easy to maintain or remove for track maintenance

LisaFPGA brings Apple's magnificent misfire back in programmable logic

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Re: FPGA?

Kind of, an FPGA doesn't have software or even firmware because that implies executable code, it has what amounts to a map which configures the LUTs or configurable logic blocks and the interconnects between the and the real world I/O .

It does get a bit confusing when you get FPGAs which contain an ARM core as well as the configurable logic.

Even more confusingly, you can configure an FPGA to act as a CPU and if it has enough capacity, you can also include software that runs on the emulated CPU in the bitstream

Fascinating devices and *lots* of fun to play with

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Every. Damn. Time

Every time I see an article about Lisa, I'm reminded of the one I owned, full set of manuals, system disks, prototype hard disk and accessories,

The one I threw in a skip.

User crippled a network while trying to learn Nmap

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Re: The opposite....

Wyse thin clients I suspect.

For windows server rwinsta and qwinsta were extremely useful commands

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I'm leaving both my comments in here (I hadn't realised I was AC on this one) but for the love of god El Reg, sort out your comments section, there's more than one person in here have posted the same thing twice because they're so damn slow to show up

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If I'd not worked out it was NMap and I'd not found a virus there is no way that would have been back ony network without a secure wiped and full rebuild or even full replacement.

But how did the network team manage to track it to a single laptop and not realise the prat who "owns" it was running a network scan?

The AI that spawned MechaHitler and deepfake porn puts on a suit to become legal advisor and Excel jockey

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Re: What ?

And has fewer Nazis

Clingy Virgin Media fined £28M for refusing to take the hint

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Re: Supplier

I feel for your circumstances but for once it's actually nice to not be envious of London as I run a speed test on my 2.5G FTTH connection in not rainy Manchester

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Why they ever on the list?

There's some providers who should forever be on a ban list, Vermin Media and Talk talk (as well as any other businesses Dildo Harding is involved with) are at the very top of mine

GitHub AI agent leaks private repos when asked nicely

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Re: AI thieving

Because you're stupid and don't realise that anything you feed to the AI is "training data"?

We've had instances where people have fed confidential internal documents to public AI and there are regular, dire warnings of the consequences

Court tosses Microsoft's appeal in pre-owned software licenses battle

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Today has been a very pleasing news day over all, immensely satisfying to see the lies catching up with people and MS getting a slap across the face from a judge has not made the day worse at all

UK guts planning red tape so datacenters can bypass the neighbors faster

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Re: Nationally Significant Infrastructure Projects (NSIPs)

Strategically

Necessary

Infrastructure

Project

Even banks and hyperscalers are now sounding the alarm about the AI bubble

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Re: Was the US government this involved in the Dot Com bubble?

Nothing makes money for the super wealthy like a financial crash

Apprentice developer defied orders – then got a job supporting her weird code

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Re: Sensor characterisation

I agree that it's trivial to add checks, but for some systems, they *have* to get passed back along the chain, documented etc.

If they get approved, add them, if they don't, then don't.

But always *always* keep the receipts so you can lay the blame squarely and heavily on the head of the person who screwed it.

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Re: and the other side

I have a Caesium standard, a few Rubidium ones and three or four GPSDO.

They're nice to have but meh, I don't need them for any reasonable work I do.

It's nice to own them and be able to prove the opened oscillators in my counters are accurate but I honestly don't remember the last time I powered any of themup ( I really should power up the Caesium though)

C programmers commit fresh crimes against readability

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There's more than a few C Devs who treat every piece of code is an entry for this contest.

DRAM it! Cheap PCs being priced out of existence as memory cost bites

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Re: Then why?

Only after he's announced his own brand, gold spray painted line of PCs (made in Chiiinar but there's a factory in Texas putting "Made in USA" stockers on the back.

Many people are saying 4GB is plenty.

User swore hacker called General Failure had invaded his PC

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Re: Linux problem?

Indeed, easy mistake to make but Colon el Panic is after dodgy tapas.

Boffins peg narcissistic leadership as the real driver behind 'return to office' demands

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Re: There is a Continuum

I learned more real world skills and electronics knowledge by being able to go and chat to or just watch (willing) colleagues than I ever did at college.

It was absolutely invaluable and there was often knowledge sharing across the workbenches as well as in break rooms, colleagues throwing out a problem they were stuck on over a cuppa was almost always valuable even if just to help order it the mind.

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There's also the dick wavers who need to be seen "managing", or in their corner office "doing important stuff" by their minions

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Re: Spontaneous Hallway Chats

Not true at all my experience, I regularly connect with users, managers and even our CEO in break areas, cafeteria, water cooler etc. and yes, there's the usual social pleasantries but there's also time spent discussing what's going on, What's being planned, how well stuff is working or not and I find out about issues which we can sort out in some way or another that users have been working around.

Putting aside your total lack of social skills, does Karen know what you think of her?

Hackers shoveled snow for company, were rewarded with network admin access

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Re: Interesting

I guess because multiple devices from visiting employees, contractors and maybe even presenting vendors, clients etc etc need some sort of internet access but that's no excuse for such a lapse

Anthropic is removing its covert code for catching Chinese competitors

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Re: The biter bit?

They should get ChatGPT to code one for them...

Security researchers tricked LLMs into giving them cocaine recipes by abusing role models for prompt injection

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Re: Wait, what?

I have a good selection of supermarket bags and I will admit to taking a small amount of pleasure pulling out a Lidl or Aldi bag if I'm shopping somewhere expensive and/or regarded as "classy"

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Re: Wait, what?

Your government issued ID probably doesn't, your corporate ID could well be enough to tell what your profession is, it may even have enough info on it to link you to a specific department or even job.

Godot says bye bye AI, bans vibe-coded contributions

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Re: bravo!!

I'll call them Luddites when they start smashing up the AI data centres.

T-Mobile appears to be quitting VMware – and fighting a very familiar battle for support rights on the way out

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Re: I haven't followed this saga closely

And maybe you needed to lose $69B for "reasons".

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Re: Delightful idea

I guarantee they had more issues than needed just 2 support calls, they were able to resolve them in house.

They had 2 issues which were critical enough to need VMWare/Broadzilla to get involved.

Huntress CEO says threat hunter used 'poor judgment' in alerting ransomware crim about law enforcement probe

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Re: Its like putting an Orange Loon in charge of the USA

If only the orange loon would take the hint when his ass gets handed to him in a basket after the midterms

End of era as the BBC switches off Radio 4 Long Wave service

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Re: Irreplacable...

Yup, you're correct that the final could be class C, my bad, however the BBC engineering info suggests a maximum of 70% efficiency, still damned expensive to run and will still waste ~ 30% or more of the input power as heat.

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Re: Irreplaceable...

Class A or AB for AM so efficiency struggles to get over 60ish percent. And that's at every stage, the modulator has to be high power too with its own losses plus that 40-50% efficiency loss is wasted as heat

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Re: Irreplacable...

Yup, it would need to be class A or maybe class AB so it could be perhaps 60% efficient at best so roughly 200-250KW of wasted heat to deal with then the electrical power to run the transmitter at full output would top out at around a megawatt, not a cheap do at all.

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Re: Irreplacable...

Yeah, retrofit of new devices would cost money but there's plenty available, Eimac for example are still actively manufacturing parts capable into the megawatt range

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Re: Run silent

We have, it caused billions of pounds worth of improvements.

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Re: Run silent

Let's hope the MoD doesn't post anything contentious and get itself on a time out or ban then ;)

Four years into Ukraine invasion, Russia turns influence-ops back to US and Europe

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Re: Is AI really helping?

Their use of it is targeted, focused and they are already highly capable at their work already, but are they really better at using AI or is it just a tool that allows them to automate and throw more into the arena?

How the AI bubble could pop and take down the global economy, according to the BIS

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I doubt

It won't be "superior technology" that wins this, it will be the companies who can hang on longest, then they'll hoover up the remains of the ones that failed.

And the pain everyone else has to endure as a result of their greed won't matter one bit to them

Boffins build a better pixel capable of emitting and receiving light

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Re: Seems like this would have limited applications

Phase and polarisation at TeraHertz might allow us to slightly exceed 1200bps

US auto regulators want to kill robotaxi brake pedals

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Re: “a barrier to innovation”

Docklands Light Railway

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Re: emergency stop button

That's simply not true.

Many, many parking brakes still have a physical cable actuated by the user.

BOFH: Amnesty means never having to say you're sorry

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Re: The Colour of Magic…

Couple of clear outs ago I found a still running Compaq Proliant Pentium Pro server.

Wasn't connected to anything but was sat patiently waiting for someone to login to its NT 3.5

Security boss thought MFA would be too much security

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I've had that accusation leveled at me "all our computers are off, your new network install has destroyed our business and it's costing us a fortune, you have to be here now and we're expecting compensation for the lost work hours"

Turns out they thought the new cabinet with patch panel and switch actually powered the computers and hadn't realised that condensation dripping off a kitchen cabinet into a toaster might be the cause and have trippped a breaker.

Obviously I billed for an emergency call out fee, travel time and an hour on site.

UK government wants 'trusted' news sources promoted above the social media noise

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A good start might be to remove all government department social media accounts, just leave a couple of specialist accounts which reply with "proper" contact info and ones that debunk the bullshit spread by certain other organisations.

Bold move, Cotton: Trump administration tells US techies it expects American quantum computer by 2028

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Might as well

Cam he demand it be Fusion powered too?

Health board apologizes for phishing staff with with bogus vacation day

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Re: I thinking 'phishing' training is out of date

If the CFO is mithering me about a money transfer at 9:30PM he can have my job because

A. I don't do that shit.

B. I'm on my own time at 9:30 and not being paid to care about someone else's problem.

C. It's a scam.

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ungentlemanly conduct

Ah yes, how very dare they besmirch the honourable reputation of phishing gangs by daring to suggest they might use underhand tactics to ensnare their victims.

Kinda tangentially related, I used to joke that the reason the UK has never had a terrorist attack on a nuclear power plant was the sign above the entrance turnstiles which ever so politely asked "have you handed over all firearms and bladed weapons?"

Ukraine puts its Russian war trophies online for allies to pick apart

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Re: I quite fancy a MiG.

Theres a couple of MiGs on a business park out near Chester, they'd probably consider sensible offers

Small island nation tries bold tech education strategy

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Re: Have you met teeanagers?

Sure, that would be a reasonable thing to expect, if that's what the article was about.

Massive password-stealing attack hits 75k Fortinet firewalls

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Re: Rotate your passwords

That old staple, horse battery is just flogging a dead equine

Every employee’s password was stored in a single Excel file

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Hardly a surprise

CrApple have outstanding CVEs nearly that old

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