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Apple’s MacBook Neo turns out to be its most repairable lappy in 14 years

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I don't often say this but

Kudos to Apple,

This looks like a smart move, something that can be given to young people in school and 'capture' their OS loyalty, old people who need a bit more than a tablet but don't want the faff of Windows or want something a bit prettier than a budget wintel and those who don't care what OS is on it as long as it plays youTube/netflix//whatever stream service and let's them buy crap on the 'met

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Possibly, something simple and (relatively) low tech to stick together in the good old US of A but, it is a pretty smart move for more reasons, it opens up and gives them a presence in a market segment they've not got a foothold in yet.

Heck I even found myself looking at it and wondering if I might find a use for one.

India tests whether AI can stop trains hitting elephants

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"It can take several miles to stop a train moving at speed (trains are very heavy, and even a slow train will take a while to stop)."

Stopping distance really depends on what the train hits, sadly a standardised, Heffalunp isn't massive enough to effect a rapid stop

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Obvious win for AI

Wonder how long before AI comes up with the idea to exterminate all the elephants, no more train/Dumbo collisions, win

And not long after, exterminate all humans asking pesky questions then complaining the AI gave unacceptable answers

Atomic Britain: UK plans regulatory reset to boost nuclear power

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Half Right

We do need to get more nuclear capacity as well as more renewables, that way we aren't reliant on the toddler tantrums between the orange one and other fossil supplying countries but "private industry"?

Makes total sense to rely on private industry from other countries to build our nuclear capacity :facepalm:

BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge

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Re: Sales

I think I've worked with him too.

Users protest as Google Antigravity price floats upward

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Tried it.

It "wrote"* code that sort of worked (really badly, failed in weird ways), documentation was utter crap and would cause hardware to destroyed hardware if followed, won't pay for it, it's garbage.

*Stole/copied, some of the code was verbatim from GitHub repos I've seen and used before

White House activates Yu-Gi-Oh's trap card by using anime clip for war comms

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If they carry on, I'm not sure any of us are going to be able to wake up

District denies enrollment to child based on license plate reader data

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Re: THX1138

I feel they should deport anyone claiming non US heritage, y'know, the "American Irish", the "American Italians".

Except, we don't want them back.

Musk makes the Macrohard joke again

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Dare we dream?

I have a theory that the idiots at the top of the AI tree are hoping they can somehow live forever in their AI, perhaps Neil Stephenson "Dodge in Hell" style perhaps.

If it involves dicing up their brains I'm all for them trying right now.

(Oh, btw, Elmo? If it needs explanation, it's not a joke alright? )

Ig Nobel Prize flees US for Switzerland after 35 years over safety concerns

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Re: He is in a uniquely powerful position, akin, yes, to a Roman emperor.

No, we want the whole MAGA regime to own this so it's buried and shamed

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Re: America's reputational loss will be long lasting

He and his truth henders can spin a deal as a win, " the best deal, only I could make such a great deal" but the spectacle of US service personnel coming home with a flag draped over them and greeted by a baseball cap wearing yob is rather more difficult to spin so his choices are nukes or deal.

Also, bear in mind the Venn of deprived areas where military service is seen as a valid way to make a better life and red votes is quite strongly coincident.

But, the number of tech bros building survival bunkers and compounds as well as the resurgent trade in domestic nuclear shelters is rather alarming.

(And having seen the kind of people who are building themselves shelters, I'm going outside to get a tan if it all kicks off)

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Re: "concerns about the safety of those attending the US event." - clocks

South Western Germany is only one Steve McQueen from Switzerland so it's not an entirely unlikely scenario to imagine the Swiss also had a hand in it.

DR-DOS rises again – rebuilt from scratch, not open source

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Manuals, actual, real, touchable, lay flat ring bound manuals.

Oh, and source code.

Whitehall can't cost digital ID until it decides how to build it

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Re: Government digital schemes are a joke

My partner, for reasons, has a licence that needs to be renewed every few years and age has to have a medical.

She's not had a driving licence since her last one expired during COVID, she's still driving on a DVLA exception because, despite her MPs intervention, many letters from her doctor, the DVLA still can't seem to work out if she's allowed a licence to drive or not.

Their ability to manage a simple driving licence gives me absolutely no confidence they could run an ID card scheme.

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It is still a thing and they've announced plans this week to create a think tank, focus group or some other bullshit to help people understand and dispel their concerns.

As far as I'm concerned they can stick it where it came from, right back up Tony Blair's arse

Unlubed.

With a large cactus.

Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after USB keys fail to decrypt them

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Time and again

Lost count of the number of times I've had to explain to users that flash drives are not suitable for storage of irreplaceable data, they're only good for copying data.

Why anyone thought it was a good idea to carry the only copy of voting data around is a mystery

Critical Microsoft Excel bug weaponizes Copilot Agent for zero-click information disclosure attack

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Re: Another day...

They'd have been regulated out of businesss, suckers will still part with cash no matter what

Musk admits Starship V3 launch date has slipped as Super Heavy booster rolls into place

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Re: Has he tried

Couple that with Bezos' ginormous cock rocket and every school on the planet will stop teaching the history of space travel

Britain spends £180M to work out what time it is

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Seems wise

Removing reliance on the US GPS system I wonder...

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It might not be timekeeping state of the art, but it will be state of the art for Caesium clocks.

And it will be better than the Caesium clock iny shed (yes, really, I have one n my shed and it's still got Caesium)

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Re: 160 million years….

Did he weigh more, or less than a duck?

Microsoft Azure CTO set Claude on his 1986 Apple II code, says it found vulns

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Here I am

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to find vulns in 40 year old code.

Call that job satisfaction? 'Cause I don't.

EV charger biz ELECQ zapped by ransomware crooks, customer contact data stolen

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Re: #1 reason I haven't bought an EV

Depends, if you can charge at home and/or tolerate a granny charger then you can probably get away without any extra accounts or apps.

Firefox taps Anthropic AI bug hunter, but rancid RAM still flipping bits

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Re: I'm not surprised about hardware failures

Nope, I was referring to the person who downvoted "It's always been a thing, all the idiots who tell you anti-static precautions are for losers ", not the OP

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Re: I'm not surprised about hardware failures

Oh bless, we found the idiot who doesn't believe in ESD protection

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Re: I'm not surprised about hardware failures

It's always been a thing, all the idiots who tell you anti-static precautions are for losers are usually the ones moaning loudest.

Lenovo, Nintendo sue US government seeking tariff refunds

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The money is gone, the end result of this and the other various moronic ventures (including Bonespurs' war in Iran) will be more expense passed on to the average US citizen, along with the rising cost of fuel, food and pretty much every other daily expense, hopefully the democrats can make it plain that Trump and the lickspittle GOP are squarely to blame for this.

Altman said no to military AI abuses – then signed Pentagon deal anyway

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No surprises, not one.

I know Gaimam is reprehensible but he was absolutely on point with American Gods

PR is a great thing, get the story out about how moral and principles you are, then do exactly the opposite of what you preach, evangelical religious preaching at its best

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Yeah, those guardrails, they're for the plebs, you didn't think they actually applied for the regime too did you?

You can power a G-Wiz EV with 500 vapes, and this YouTuber proved it

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I'd be really disappointed if my 18650s were that low.

They're 18350 but usually a pouch type cell with tags.

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The vape cells I've recycled are usually 1.5Ah @ 3.7V and very rarely fail to meet that spec when tested so it wouldn't be too difficult to work out though I'll leave that as an exercise for the reader.

UK still doodling digital pound while Brussels frets over payment sovereignty

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Amusing

I find it quite hilarious that the freeze peach anti government warriors who are so proudly pro crypto are the ones ushering in this dystopian era of state surveillance.

Reap what you sow

Google feels the need for security speed, so will ship Chrome updates every two weeks

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Can't imagine how accelerating releases could possibly impact negatively on reliability and security, sounds perfect, especially if they've got AI involved.

*Checks for chrome and removes it from every system in the building*

*Batters head against desk*

Bootleg Windows, Office scheme crashes, triggers 22-month lockup for Florida woman

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Nice story, most of you missed a bit though.

The key phrase in the article was "vulnerabilities in Microsoft's supply chain" which suggests the licence stickers and keys were stolen goods or at best obtained fraudulently by the people supplying her.

Regardless of how you feel about MS, that's extremely dodgy and they'd be well within their rights to revoke those keys

Accenture down to buy Downdetector as part of $1.2 billion deal

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Another useful service enshittified

Stop macOS 26 nagging with one tiny policy tweak

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Re: Some of us

AHH, that makes sense, thanks for the link

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"I wouldn't mind if cosmetic stuff like Liquid Glass was accompanied by bug fixes and app feature and performance improvements "

Just install it and wait, the big fixes, features and performance improvements will be along in a few versions time

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Some of us

Some of us don't do Twitter since space Karen took it over, quote the damn tweet

Popular prayer program becomes propaganda pusher after reported Israeli hack

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Re: There's very little app users can do beyond

Of course not, you need to make it a meal, and go large

Server crashes traced to one very literal knee-jerk reaction

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Re: Zebra

The up side to those days was that most manufacturers, including the big names, were using standard form factor boards and cases so disconnecting the reset switch was fairly easy to do, custom motherboards ce quite a bit later.

I also bumped into malicious resets occasionally where some idiot would think it funny or necessary to push reset or otherwise disrupt a server, I solved a couple of those with CCTV cameras and locked cabinets

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Re: Zebra

Seriously, downvotes for common sense cover up the reset switch FFS.

It's as if you lot have never learned that people accidentally press switches and reset stuff if they're not protected or disconnected.

And Ehlers Danlos is hyper mobility, the condition is potentially why the gangly youth could hit the reset switch by accident when it seemed so unlikely. Us, the EDS society symbol is a Zebra

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Zebra

Ehlers Danlos I wonder.

I also wonder about anyone who has a server with such an easily accessible reset button, even back in the days of NetWare and "built from parts" servers I'd never connect the reset switch unless it was well recessed or covered because *nix and Novell didn't cope well with unscheduled resets

South Korea’s tax office apologizes for leaking seed phrase to seized crypto

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Criminal Currency.

I'm not sure I'd have realised it was a seed phrase but I'm also only mildly surprised that an organisation investigating tax evaders didn't have a clue either.

BOFH: Nobody would be stupid enough to go live with the mirror system, surely

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FSD

What every bean counter needs,

Full Self Defenestration

Trump orders purge of 'woke' Anthropic from government

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I guess the possible silver lining is that any AI capable of strategy would realise the best way to conquer a nation is to take out the leaders?

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Radical left woke MAGA

So they'll be taking the restrictions off all the weapons they sent to Ukraine right?

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FTFY

I don't think that AI hallucinations are as important here as much as whatever hallucinatory chemicals some people in power are on. Must be some strong sh*t. Mixed with a snort of powdered baby

China’s ‘The US hacks itself to make us look bad’ theorists return with a crypto conspiracy

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The hack's coming from inside the building

It really wouldn't surprise me to find out that the various TLAs acted as if they were foreign state actors when conducting cyber ops but it's some desperate stuff to suggest they pretend to be a foreign nation and get caught on purpose for PR

GCHQ dangles up to £130K for a CISO to fight the world's most capable adversaries

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I'm curious

What does the WFH portion of the GCHQ CISO job entail?

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