Posts by Joobloo

$17k solid gold Apple Watch goes from Beyoncé's wrist to the obsolete list

Re: No doubt

Obviously you'd get a Casio if wanted longevity. Apple is just throw away fashion for cult fans.

Why is this a shock?

Standard Apple playcard. Most people learnt their lesson with iPods and moved to Android. You snooze you lose.

DISH must pay for bungled orbit change in landmark space debris penalty

Re: Query enforcement

They have no jurisdiction in space. Iran is already fining them 2 billion so they better pay up and I fine them 1 billion

US has no Jurisdiction in Space

They need to ignore this fine the US has as much jurisdiction in space as I do. I fine them $350k now pay up! US legal system is a constant joke.

Meta tells staff to return to office three days a week

Zuck admits Metaverse is dead

So Zuck is admitting the metaverse is dead, meetings can't be productive unless you're physically sat in a room together. It was all a horrible dream and he's really sorry he killed the stock and sacked everyone. Now it's back to high fives and chest bumps and the accountant has given him a stern word about the offices looking as dead as his ideas and to 'at least get people to sit in them' to attract spinoff sales.