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35 publicly visible posts • joined 25 Apr 2023

Register reader hit with surprise bill after Microsoft portals disagreed

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Joke

A fourth book...

Is shown to the acckuntants, who otherwise might be tempted to turn you in to the taxman for the reward...

BOFH: Oh no! The CMS ate 500 pages of corporate documentation

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Joke

Re: La percha has fallen....

My pronouns are "Your Majesty/His Majesty".

How Voyager engineers found two more years in a 50-year-old power budget

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The Voyagers took advantage of a planetary aligmment that occurs about once every 200 years to use "gravitational boosts" to accelerate them out of the Solar system. The costs in fuel of sending 5- and 10-year follow-ons to the Voyager missions would be prohibitive

GitHub AI agent leaks private repos when asked nicely

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Joke

Re: Intelligent and knowledgeable intern

Deleting interns is bound to get you talked about, and possibly earn you a long stretch as a guest of your government.

Security boss thought MFA would be too much security

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Joke

Re: CYA

Ask the AAAA (Association Against Akronym Abuse

Or the American, Asian and African Association Against Automatic Acronym Abuse (the AAAAAAAAA).

UK firm bombarded debt-ridden people with 5.5M texts

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The CEO and the company should be charged with demanding money under menaces, in addition to the fraud charge. That might actually earn him a custodial sentence.

Engineer accused of insider trading tied to Microsoft's reboot of Three Mile Island nuclear plant

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Re: am i missing something?

The last time I sat through insider information training, it was explained to me that any company information not released to the public (i.e. via a press release, published on our website, or reported in official , public filings) may be material insider information.

I cannot beleive that Casey Muggleston was not given similar training.

A modest proposal: Reformat everything to make documents more palatable to AI

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Re: I'm sorry, aren't we talking about the All-Powerful AI ?

Tech bros need to eat

Haven't they eaten enough?

AI is code – and can't be prompted into being smarter

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Re: What Frank Herbert said

Looking forward to seeing Timothee Chamalet turn into a worm in DUNE 3

If only he could stay one off the set, too...

Listen up, England. The Health Secretary is going to be data controller for everyone's Single Patient Record

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Nothing is new under the sun

https://genius.com/Gilbert-and-sullivan-when-i-was-a-lad-annotated

Benevolent dictator Zuck will give Meta staff 30-minute breaks from keylogging privacy assault

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There is no way I would work for a US company in the US!

In other parts of the world, there is a certain expectation of privacy even in the workpkace. For example, it is illegal in my country to place cameras in private offices. It is also illegal to routinely monitor what one is entering on the work-supplied equipment.

This does not mean that no monitoring can take place. For example, phone, email and nerwork logs are legal, and the employer can have IT examine any work-supplied equipment for contraband.

The idea is to provide a reasonable balance between the employer's needs and the worker's rights.

Angry devs vow to flee GitHub Copilot as metered billing takes hold

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The chickens are coming home to roost...

... and everything the Cassandras said is turning oit to be true.

Microsoft slaps new coat of paint on Copilot, buries annoying button

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Thumb Up

Re: Polishing a Turd

Amen! A pig with lipstick is still a pig.

Disgruntled 0-day hunter 'humiliated' by Microsoft pledges 'bone shattering drop' as Redmond calls cops

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Happy

Re: Hmm, July 14th seems familiar...

The same site claims that it's also pandemonium day. ;-)

AI sackings reach New Zealand, which will use it to eject 14 percent of government staff

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AI-related sackings in public service

This is the first time I have heard of any government initiative actually reducing the size of the civil service. Unfortunately, it is unlikely to last. I expect that as the shortcomings of AI agents come to light, the number of supervisory staff will increase and swamp any putative savings

Calling out corporate BS? There's a steaming pile to aim for

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Big Brother

Re: Quornell

You, sir/madam, are a doubleplusgood duckspeaker!

Microsoft fixes VS Code after app gives Copilot credit for human's work

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Re: Code completion

copy pasting code from StackOverflow does not count as programming.

It isn't.

Royal Navy chief backs drones, autonomous weapons in ‘Hybrid Navy’

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The First Sea Lord is fighting the last war

"the First Sea Lord General Sir Gwyn Jenkins said that there was still very much a place for the navy in the modern world, but that adopting new technology is critical to its future capabilities."

Leaving aside the "gunboat diplomacy" of the past, navies are essential to police national and international waters against bad actors such as the Somali and Houthi pirates, and rogue states such as Iran. This need will exist until the Millennium comes, and all men are brothers.

Navies are now vulnerable to asymmetric warfare. It costs much less to overwhelm the defences of a ship with (say) 1000 drones than it does to build a new ship. The last time that the West faced such a problem was during WWII, with the Japanese kamikaze pilots.

IMAO, the way to solve the asymmetric warfare problem is not to build expensive unmanned ships, but to design cheap defences. A laser system, for example, could shoot down drones at a cost of a few £s per shot for the electeicity required.

(I am aware of the problems involving inclement weather etc., but if no one attempts to solve these problems, they definitely won't be solved.)

Visual Studio 18.5 lands with AI debugging at a price, devs still feeling blue

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MS are not eating their own dogfood

When developing a large project or when trying to find a bug, it is important to have the same compilation environment throughout the lifetime of the project. Failure to do so may introduce new bugs or cause some bugs to disappear. Auto-updates make preserving the environment impossible.

Amazon rewards loyal Kindle devotees by closing the book on old e-readers

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Re: Quality batteries

My Kindle Keyboards gave up the ghost years ago (the screens broke), but I have a Kindle Fire HD 8.9 that is still going strong. Given that it meets my needs, I see no good reason why I should have to replace it with a more modern tablet.

They thought they were downloading Claude Code source. They got a nasty dose of malware instead

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Hoist on their own peterd?

The downloaders allegedly tried to profit by acquiring leaked code, which was presumably a trade secret. I can only say that they got what they deserved.

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Re: As they used to say, back in the day.

Send $100 for our free questionaire

FTFY :)

ServiceNow allegedly says salesman 'overachieved' and is not entitled to comp

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Re: It's not even going to save them money

A company of that size presumably has in-house lawyers, or external lawyers on retainer.

Microsoft veteran says some 'broken by update' PCs were already doomed

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Re: He has a point, but the issue is that the architecture allows it

Home users basically can't buy a computer without Microslop installed

Not quite true. Many manufacturers are selling laptops (and possibly desktops, haven't checked) with no O/S, with FreeDOS, or with Linux installed. I agree that the first two options are unlikely to be chosen by the typical home user, but they are available.

DEF CON bans three Epstein-linked men from future events

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Re: Inappropriate knee jerk reaction.

How about banning those who delivered groceries to his New York apartment? Those who delivered groceries to his island? At what point does one draw a line in the sand and say "this business relationship is tainted by Epstein's crimes"?

I would say that the only ones who should be banned are those who either participated in his crimes or had knowledge of them and did nothing.

6,000 execs struggle to find the AI productivity boom

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The hype cycle started with COBOL - COmmon Business Oriented Language - which was supposedly so close to English that professional programmers would no longer be needed. It has only gotten worse since.

CIOs told: Prove your AI pays off – or pay the price

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FAIL

Much of the C-suite could be replaced by a coin

Not an honest one...

Dutch cops arrest man after sending him confidential files by mistake

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Double-Dutch police screwup?

The downloader behaved extremely stupidly by demanding "something in return" for returning the downloaded files. He deserves the trouble that he's getting.

OTOH, how were the Dutch police going to verify that the files were actually deleted? Do they have a remote shredder? :)

Whitehall rejects £1.8B digital ID price tag – but won't say what it will cost

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Cheops' Law

Everything costs more and takes longer.

I am surprised that the Classically- educated mandarins of the Cicil Service are not aware of this.

UK finally vows to look at 35-year-old Computer Misuse Act

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Using your analogy, who appointed the researchers Guardians of the Public Security?

In the days when we still had policemen on the beat, they (in some jurisdictions) might have been expected to check whether shops or warehouses were locked at night and to notify the proprietors if they were not. This was considered part of their job as Public Safety Officers. The researchers have no such public (or private) sanction.

Lawyer's 6-year-old son uses AI to build copyright infringement generator

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If politicians were honest, as a rule, lobbying as currently practiced would not work.

Norway's most powerful supercomputer will use waste heat to raise salmon

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Artificially intelligent salmon?

It sounds a bit fishy to me.

SpaceX celebrates Starship launch as a success – even with the explosion

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Definitions

The launch was successful. The rest of the mission, not so much.

Microsofties still digesting pay freeze upset by Nadella's 'landmark year' memo

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Re: The Angels Weep

That figure is the average of:

CEO - $umpty-ump millions

Peons - $100,000-120,000

Cleaners, etc. - $30,000-50,000

Mandiant's 'most prevalent threat actor' may be living under your roof – the teenager

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Nothing's changed

You've got to pick a _packet_ or two, oy

You've got to pick a _packet_ or two

(With apologies to Oliver!)