* Posts by retiredmonkey

16 publicly visible posts • joined 24 Apr 2023

Fine print in Intel's CHIPS Act deal includes requirement to keep control of its foundries

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" Uncle Sam's stipulations do mean Intel can't realize the full value of its chip manufacturing arm "

Considering that the value is probably negative, that might not be such a bad thing.

Apple ropes off at least 4 GB of iPhone storage to house AI

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Re: Trick

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.

That hardware will be more reliable if you stop stabbing it all day

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Wrong.

Yes, your network is down – you annoyed us so much we crashed it

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Re: We all have a price

A former partner in a startup, who did the businessy kinds of things, said always make the other party name a price first.

Aircraft rivet hole issues cause delays to Boeing 737 Max deliveries

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Well it might be going part of the way, at least.

Google's TPUs could end up costing it a billion-plus, thanks to this patent challenge

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Re: Prior Art

Linear interpolation for logarithmic numbers predates this by many years.

David Lewis and Lawrence Yu, "Algorithm Design for a 30 bit Integrated Logarithmic

Processor", Proceedings of the 9th IEEE Symposium on Computer Arithmetic, Sept, 1989,

pp 192-199

Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos

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Harvard Business School has an entire course on how telling your customers to fuck off will lead to more revenue, higher profits, and increased value of t he company.

Google Drive misplaces months' worth of customer files

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This is why I have my own cloud NAs with RAID 1, 3 desktops that replicate it, one with RAID 1 and the other 2 with regularly scheduled backs, and 2 laptops that sync to it, for a minimum of 10 physical copies of any important data; and that is before I count in other manual backups because I am paranoid.

DoJ: Ex-soldier tried to pass secrets to China after seeking a 'subreddit about spy stuff'

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Re: team leader and sergeant

Is that a rhetorical question?

Mozilla calls cars from 25 automakers 'data privacy nightmares on wheels'

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Re: A long time ago...

If they have to say this:

*Do not use vendor-supplied defaults for system passwords and other security parameters*

one wonders how stupid the intended audience actually is, and if they are capable of actually implementing security.

Our AI habit is already changing the way we build datacenters

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Re: Cognitive dissonance

A car is larger than a GPU, in case you haven't noticed.

Also, charging a battery does not dissipate the power, it stores it (well the vast majority of it) so there is only a few hundred watts of dissipation, while the GPU dissipates all of that power and turns it into heat.

Man who nearly killed physical media returns with $60,000 vinyl turntable

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Orthogonal layers of wood glued together is normally called plywood, unless an especially high degree of pretentiousness is called for.

Techie wasn't being paid, until he taught HR a lesson

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Re: Unique keys

Your nephew is named Similarly Jones?

That seems unusual, but not a problem.

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Re: Unique keys

My name is 13535793485676 characters long, generated by the algorithm a[i] = (19836231426^i)%26 indexing into the alphabet.

Do you still think systems should accommodate arbitrary names?

Millions of Gigabyte PC motherboards backdoored? What's the actual score?

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I can't imagine that any TLA's would take advantage of this.

Samsung to cough up third of a billion bucks for ripping off patent

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East Texas. Of course they are guilty.