* Posts by nick

5 publicly visible posts • joined 23 Sep 2007

Excuse me sir: there's a rootkit in your master boot record

nick

what's fdisk?

dd if=/dev/hda of=mbr count=1 #backup

dd if=mbr of=/dev/hda #restore

Nato secrets USB stick lost in Swedish library

nick

Flash drive's contents posted to a blog

Marked "TOP SECRET"

"It would appear the Warsaw Pact disbanded nearly twenty years ago. Anyone know why we still have monthly roundtable meetings, or is that answer Above Top Secret?"

US colon cancer risk blamed on English couple

nick

What're the odds

the wife bore a scarlet "BF" on her shirt?

MIT in pedal-powered 'super' computer stunt

nick
Black Helicopters

Kid-powered schools?

Screw the bikes. Work the little buggers in the coal mines, for a bigger energy return on their labor.

Sysadmin admits planting 'logic bomb' in drug firm database

nick

Boom?

Was his bomb programmed to also erase all the backup tapes in offsite storage? O the humanity!