* Posts by CorwinX

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Cyber insurers paid out over twice as much for UK ransomware attacks last year

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I'm generally against government interference

But as long as companies and their insurers keep paying out, the vermin are just going to keep attacking them.

If you can't recover in 2-3 days or less then your backup/disaster recovery plan needs some serious looking at and serious money spent on it

It'd probably take that long if you paid the ransom anyway.

Cut off their money supply and they'll go elsewhere.

A virus attack and response should assume something like a datacenre fire.

UK's Ajax fighting vehicle arrives – years late and still sending crew to hospital

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I rode in a few tanks back in the day...

... on occasion.

And I suspect that it may be less about actual sound but maybe vibration (which causes sound as well of course).

Heavy, sustained, vibration can do quite a number on the inner ear.

Microsoft's lack of quality control is out of control

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Re: Program / Programme

Yeah. They can't even get localisation right for American/UK English.

I shudder to think what they're mangling in other languages.

It'd be great if someone managed to sneak Kurwa (pronouned KU-v-ra) into a Polish localisation.

Idiot yanks wouldn't have a clue.

Hint - while it's used by Eastern Europeans exactly the same way as we use FCUK, it doesn't translate directly to that word.

25 years of meatbags permanently in space on the ISS

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Re: Packing for Mars

Yeah. While we see in 3D, we don't necessarily think in 3D, or Zero-G.

We're hardwired to expect that if you let go of something it drops to the floor.. Same with "Up" and "Down" - meaningless without gravity.

I hope they put another bird up in orbit but the Moon offers a lot more potential. Amazing to me that we landed humans there decades ago and haven't ever gone back.

There's always talk of possible colonies on Mars - what chance of that if we can't yet establish one on our closest neighbour?

You'll never guess what the most common passwords are. Oh, wait, yes you will

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For quite a while...

... one of my admin passwords was 1qazxsw2 - down and back up the two leftmost banks of keys.

Don't know how guessable that is but quick to do one handed.

That one's retired now so not revealing anything anyone could use.

I also have a standard password I use for anthing, like news sites, that require logon but don't have any security/financial risk.

The likes of eBay, Amazon etc have specific complex passwords.

Windows 11 update breaks localhost, prompting mass uninstall workaround

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Re: "Microsoft's quality control department"

I thought it was Artificial Idiocy

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Re: Maybe intentional

Assuming they have a sense of humour, they could bring Clippy back as an optional interface to the AI stuff just for fun.

Pretty sure folks of a certain age would see the funny side of it.

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Re: "Microsoft's quality control department"

There are anti-hacking/anti-virus laws in many (most?) countries usually quoted as "distribution of harmful software".

If it looks like duck and quacks like a duck etc.

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localhost/127.0.0.1?

One of the most fundamental aspects of the TCP/IP stack?

It's not just that they broke it - how the hell did the breakage get out in the wild?

Someone (by which I mean someone's in government agencies) should start an investigation into their testing procedures. And obvious lack thereof.

It's not enough we've got zero-days - now they're attacking their own software. Saves the bad guys the trouble I suppose.

Apple faces £1.5B payout after losing UK App Store case

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I'm genuinely bewildered

Why people would want an Apple phone, given the predatory nature of the company.

My two phones are Oppo and Samsung.

I do occasionally compare specs with Apples.

Take a look at "GSM Arena" (been around for years) where, last time I looked, you could pick two phones and compare them, with diffences highlighted.

Also good for getting the full, low level, specs of the phone you've got.

It's essentially the IMDB of phones.

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Re: Waste of time appealing

This is shown in the ongoing Post Office Horizon scandal fallout - where the courts accepted Horizon evidence as "evidence of fact" that was later proved to be completely false.

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Re: Waste of time appealing

Ah, may be slight difference UK/US law.

I was under the impression that if the court was misled, eg the "factual" evidence presented was shown to be innacurate or falsified - even if initially accepted by the court - then that was grounds.

Though the other avenue in that situation could be arguing for a mistrial.

Still, that's only a technical debate - they're 1.5bn down and unlikely to get out of it however way you mix it.

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Re: Waste of time appealing

I'm not a lawer but my understanding is that they either have to prove the "facts" presented in evidence were provably incorrect; or

That the relevant law was applied incorrectly by the court.

Given that everyone on the planet knows they've been using their app store as a cash cow and shafting developers - good luck with that.

Amazon brain drain finally sent AWS down the spout

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Re: Started work at an investment firm long ago

I checked that no PC or server was connected it and that, if it was performing some unknown function, that would probably better than half the PCs in the building not working.

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Re: Sh*t happens in large/complex systems

I had a similar thing with a major bank I worked for.

I was tech-lead on a major overhaul of their global email system.

Saw the way the wind was blowing, after five years, and decided to take a (very generous) redundancy package.

Then the phone calls started...

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Re: Started work at an investment firm long ago

Incorrect.

I went to every PC and checked if anyone was connected to it.

I checked every server (I could logon to the rest) to see if they relied on it for anything.

I *analysed* that it had a "rogue" config, was interfering with the network, and the risk of a particular unknown service going down briefly was better than half the PCs in the building not working.

You want to offer a better way of solving the problem?

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Re: Started work at an investment firm long ago

Someone around here seems to have a problem with me.

Every single thing I post gets an instant downvote, within seconds.

The above post of mine is a completely accurate, factual and technical account of something that actually happened - with no opinions or embellishment whatsoever.

You can't downvote reality.

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Started work at an investment firm long ago

Their previous IT guy had left very suddenly.

First day (hour in fact).

Half the PCs could connect to the net, others couldn't.

Checked the network settings, set by DHCP, on working/not working.

Completely different settings. Conclusion - there's two DHCP servers on the network.

Walked into the server room, for the first time, and there's racks of gleaming HP kit and... a black mini-tower sitting on a rack shelf.

One of these things is not like the others says I (Sesame Street ref).

No-one knew what it did.

Made an executive decision to power it off (I didn't have a logon for it), put a message out on the tannoy for everyone to reboot then went round the office doing IPConfig /Refresh on PCs not working.

Turned out it was an old Domain Controller/Fileserver from a company they'd merged with and the departed muppet had just plugged it into the network without checking it's config!

UK calls up Armed Forces veterans for digital ID soft launch

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Of course use veterans as guinea pigs

They've already put their lives on the line for the country multiple times.

What's one more time matter to this government?

Windows 11 update knocks out USB mice, keyboards in recovery mode

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Hirens BootCD is still goung strong

https://www.hirensbootcd.org

Haven't used it for many years but I think it should be able to get to an update rollback place if Micro$haft break something critical yet again.

At a minimum it should allow you to do an update-over - where you overwrite the OS with an earlier version but leaving data intact.

UK government says digital ID won't be compulsory – honest

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What's a digital identiy?

An AI avatar of you?

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And if you believe that...

...I've got a bridge in London you might want to buy.

Major AWS outage across US-East region breaks half the internet

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Re: Too much in us-east-1

Exactly.

Single Point of Failure

Your infrastructure can be the greatest on the planet but if your DNS servers take a nap...

Chamber of Commerce sues over Trump's $100K H-1B paywall

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Re: Trump supporters find...

I slightly mispoke there - i should have said pyrite which is closely related to and found with with anthracite - it's pyrite which is the fake gold.

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Re: Trump supporters find...

Or it turns out to be Anthracite aka "Fool's Gold".

Looks very like the real thing at first glance but turns out to be worthless.

There's metaphors regarding government leaders lurking there.

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What this muppet doesn't get...

... is there *are* no Americans to fill these jobs.

And that the standard of training in other countries, especially the likes of India, is so high that the average yank wouldn't have a chance of qualifying in doctoring or STEM there.

The sad thing is that this muppet doesn't get that America was built by immigrants and is all the better for it.

Where does he think his pizza, which he famously eats with a knife and fork (see The Daily Show), came from.

Stop doctors and nurses coming into the country and see how the hospitals fare.

Stop IT professionals coming and see what happens to the tech industry.

The likes of Australia/NZ do have an immigration policy that sometimes says you need a certain amount of money in the bank and achieve a certain number of points.

Unless have skills that are *highly* sought after.

But you or the company dont have to pay it to the government - just show you have the means to support yourself.

I know this because I considered moving there about 20yrs ago.

Fun fact - when I filled out a test application that mimicked the official one...

The job of Librarian scored higher than IT Professional. No joke!

Everyone wants a fancy phone – even the folk buying them second-hand

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Re: I must be a weirdo

I'm the same with the back pocket of my jeans. Needs to fit in without poking out lest it attract vermin phone thieves.

That's an Oppo.

I do have a second phone that's larger (Samsung) but that stays at home for playing movies/TV shows and reading books.

What do we want? Windows 10 support! When do we want it? Until 2030!

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Re: [Shrug]

One of my boxes - air-gapped - still runs Win7.

It's a dual-monitor flight simulator rig with FSX.

Modified with FTX high-res photo-realistic scenery.

And the full set of Saitek Flightpro manual controls and panels connected through a USB hub

Very doubtful that the drivers for that kit would run on 10 or 11 without some serious spadework or at all.

The Windows install is a custom build that has nothing not needed.

If it ain't broke don't try to fix it.

That applies to companies as well.

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Re: What poem are you referencing/pastiching there?

Excellent. Thank you.

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What poem are you referencing/pastiching there?

Just wondering.

Bravo in any case.

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Re: Awareness Of Linux Is Still A UK Media Problem

Indeed...

Courtesy of Micro$haft and Apple's marketing machinery most people outside of IT have never heard of Linux.

And of course Apple OS is a flavour of Unix - a word that would equally cause glazed eyes.

It all comes down to money of course... Linus and the rest of the Linux community v M and A - knife to a gunfight situation.

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Re: Awareness Of Linux Is Still A UK Media Problem

I agree - Linux distros should default to installing as dual-boot, with Windows still installed and with access to the Windows Users folder.

If you find you prefer Linux then ditch the Windows install/partition later.

I've always partitioned the drive of any new PC/laptop I acquire - C: has *only* the OS of whatever nature. D: is where all my data is stored and backed up from, regardless of the OS.

And "C:" can of course have multiple OS's on it.

British govt agents demand action after UK mega-cyberattacks surge 50%

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Re: Nerve

Everything this gov does goes The Way of the Pear.

Or, showing my advanced age here - "It's all gone completely Pete Tong" ;-)

Look it up.

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A lot of this comes down to user education

Phishing sttacks are so dangerous because once a user, inside the firewall, opens a doc or clicks a link then you, or at least they, are screwed.

Something I used to advocate for - never got implemented in my time but not that hard to do...

Every time a PC is boots up it reverts to the company-standard custom build and ditches any and all previous changes.

Users are educated that any doc not saved to a fileserver is going to be toast.

Fairly easy with VMs but still doable with physical kit.

Vodafone keels over, cutting off millions of mobile and broadband customers

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Oh my days

My first bedsit when I moved to London had a 50p meter!

Stick a coin in and turn a crank handle.

Forgotten about that.

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Three is fine...

... on both my phones.

Businesses may have merged but I think the infrastructure is still mostly separate.

UK Home Office opens wallet for £60M automated number plate project

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Not the Nine O'Clock News quotes I believe

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xGxjnD42iw0

UK police caught slacking off by jamming their keyboards while working from home

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Long time ago working from home

Got a message saying they'd monitored traffic and logins from my PC and it seemed like I hadn't been doing any work.

Pointed out they were looking at my laptop's IP address or ID - not my actual home PC or server.

And that some stuff I did with my User logon and other things I did with my Domain Admin logon.

Silence ensued!

Only way to move Space Shuttle Discovery is to chop it into pieces, White House told

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Re: Unless I'm hallucinating...

Oh that explains it. I was underestimating it's size. Thanks for the clarification.

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I think the word "space" is a bit poorly defined

It could mean leaving the Earth's atmosphere or it's gravity, which are not the same if my understanding is correct.

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Re: Virginia, Texas ?

Oh I forgot that one - they *did* do the inital drop/launch tests with an airliner didn't they.

Strapped to the top if I remember rightly - posting without looking it up.

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Unless I'm hallucinating...

... aways a possibility ;-)

There's been stories of entire *buildings* being relocated intact - let alone what amounts to a large plane.

Just tow the thing - make it a publicity tour. Pretty sure there would be some crowds on the highway.

If it could land from orbit it should be able to trundle down a road.

Or am I being stupid?

Microsoft confirms it found a way to make Crocs even uglier – with Windows XP and Clippy

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I want some of whatever chemicals...

... the "designers" of these things were high on at the time!

Must have been pretty trippy.

Second time unlucky for Firefly as an Alpha rocket stage explodes

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Joss Whedon should be suing them...

I'm pretty sure he's got some kind of copyright/trademark on something that flies in space called Firefly.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBZrZij2-g8

Explain digital ID or watch it fizzle out, UK PM Starmer told

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And I assume

That will come with a kit to check your heart-rate, blood pressure, take a blood sample, assess your skin tone, your breathing/lung capacity, see how you move, check your tongue and throat?

These fools have no clue how medical diagnosis works.

I only have first-instance paramedic training (long ago) and even I can see the idiocy of this.

VMware bungles cloud management portal upgrade, twice in two weeks

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I worked for a number of investment firms...

... and banks in the City some years ago.

And the chances of them moving to The Cloud is zero.

The main datacentre of one has tank traps at the runup to the gate (not joking) and airlocks and metal detectors to get inside the building.

And they're going to trust billions in financial info to a US company run, now, by a predatory accountantcy firm?

Britain's policing minister punts facial recog nationwide

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More people should read 1984

Coming soon - new police division - the thought police.

Good-Think, Bad-Think.

Not sure if that's an actual quote but it's in the style of.

Windows 95 was too fat to install itself so needed help from the slimmer 3.1

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Re: Win95 installed over the company network

Back in the mists of time when NetBEUI was standard, and TCP/IP was just making an appearance...

Network ran on Pathworks.

Got my hands on a pre-release of Win4Workgroups.

Got a bonus for what I did to a few hundred PC's.

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