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Microsoft cancels Patch Tuesday for some Dell users over surprise shutdowns, overheating devices

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Patch Tuesday 2026-07-14 killed a Dell 16 Plus DB16255

Yup, I've got one of those laptops, fortunately I don't do auto downloads and installs.

That said, it's been behaving like a tortoise for the past 6 months on Windows 11, it's meant to be a pretty powerful machine with lots of RAM and disk, but this experience now is like going back 10 years.

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: That possibly explains it

"...poor performance, increased heat, and battery drain..."

Yeah, but that's standard performance on my Dell laptop bought only a year ago with its Intel Core Ultra 7 258V processor and Win 11 crap.

Apple version of Office 2019 becomes useless in a month

Jurassic.Hermit

I used to be an Apple hater too...until I bought a Mac Mini. And it's not expensive. Best PC I've purchased in a very long time. It just works without any fuss or roaring fans, unlike my myriad of Windows machine that I still need to use for the time being.

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: "Because Office 2019 cannot be updated to the required version"

"And words of one syllable…"

Should be "sillyble" if it's anything to do with Arse Technica...

Don’t repeat 5G mistakes with 6G, plead mobile operators

Jurassic.Hermit

Swiss 5G

"6G promises data rates of several hundred gigabits per second (Gbps)"

I get remarkable speeds on my 5G network already -

I have a cell tower half a km direct line of sight from my attic room. The network provider (in Switzerland) stated that given I am just past the edge of the beams I am likely picking up another cell tower a km away. I checked and they were wrong. Then I did a few speed tests. My laptop picks up the wifi from a 5G router hanging from the ceiling, and the signal has to pass through the roof from the tower, so it's not an open window situation.

Ping: 10ms

Down: 722 mbps

Up: 190 mbps

Unlimited.

Cost: CHF 10.00 per month for a dedicated data-only device / SIM on top of my mobile phone contract)

9.42 GBP (British Pound)

10.90 EUR (Euro)

12.56 USD (US Dollar)

Not sure what the Swiss network providers are doing differently to the UK and other places, but I'm not complaining.

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Blue Origin's New Glenn makes a crater-sized dent in Artemis plans

Jurassic.Hermit
Coat

Re: Minor Misstep

Perhaps they can buy another one on Amazon...

Microsoft aims to speed Windows with 'leap forward' in WinUI 3 perf

Jurassic.Hermit

Too little, too late

Goodbye Microsoft.

You were once great. I built businesses with you. Today, sadly, your OS has degenerate into a pile of slop.

It's totally inexcusable to have a new fast CPU with 32 GB of RAM and 1TB SSD in a standard configuration by your partner Dell and still have the fans blasting away under normal work tasks.

Your once superb Office has been simplified for kids using fondleslabs and the design principles which give me acres of empty space on my monitor real estate.

That fine machine will now have Mint installed and another PC has been bought for design, graphics, photo editing, it's a Mac Mini which whips along at a remarkable rate of knots compared to your W11 PoS and whilst the fans stay inaudible.

I'll get downvotes for sure, but one thing is sure, Europe is going to desert you.

KDE bags €1.3M as Europe realizes it might need an OS of its own

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: So...

Stasi.

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Suse

Even Sûsé

AWS racks M3 Ultra Macs that boast specs you can’t currently buy

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: In the post-consumer world we will own nothing...

Congratulations on totally missing the point. We want a choice of owning our own machines, not a single choice of renting from a corporation. Huge difference.

HP stuffed a PC into a keyboard. We took it for a spin

Jurassic.Hermit

Sir Clive

Time to resurrect the Sinclair QL !

That old phone in the kitchen drawer could save an industry

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: pre owned is a bit risky

Exactly same as me, bought the 13 that way last year, similar price to you. Unopened old stock saves a fortune.

This year I bought a Mac Mini 2 Pro the same way, unopened box from 2023 and more than enough processing power for me with 32GB RAM and 1TB disk as well. Cost me 50% less than the equivalent model of today, full warranty etc.

UK drivers' agency shrugs off claims of week-long booking site smashes, blames browser configs

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: captcha tests?

Just tried now, I couldn't get in with Firefox nor Chrome, but succeeded with Edge.

With the other browsers I had this error: Access Denied Error 15

Microsoft releases first big update after Nadella's vow to 'win back fans'

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Too little, too late

I have a very similar experience, using Microsoft OS and products since DOS 6.x. They literally set me free, helped me build my professional career, micro businesses, personal stuff, hobbies, games. I stayed "loyal" through thick and thin. I even mocked the smug Apple / Mac / iPhone users and thought many were brainwashed by marketing and status.

That was until just before COVID hit and I dropped and smashed my Windows Phone (stay with me on this one), I loved it, but it was no longer possible to replace it with a Windows phone. For work I had already used a myriad of Android phones for years, always had some kind of issue, but they were affordable and I liked to tinker with settings in those days. Faced with the need to research 200+ Android phones to replace my broken Windows phones, I embarked upon spending / wasting a weekend in comparing dozens of Android phones. After losing Saturday to this task, and it dawning on me that my daily work rate was worth more than the phones I was researching, I turned off the PC for the night.

Sunday morning came and I happened to see an email from a Jurassic / Alpine equivalent of Currys / Dixons who had various phone offers. I happened to notice they had a clearout on unopened stock of iPhone XS for about £400. I though, WT* I might as well give one a try instead of spending another day researching and comparing Androids. So I did. Seven years later I haven't regretted my decision, the XS and subsequent phones, latest is the 16e, just work. No glitches, no running out of memory and slowing down to a grind, no X Y or Z...it all just works, even if my phone-tweaking days were now over. A totally reliable phone.

Then, earlier this year, after spending the past few years buying very powerful laptops with Windows 11 on them, yet experiencing horrendous slowdowns and freezes and hot CPUs and fans blasting, I thought WT* once more and decided to experiment again, this time with a discounted, older, but unopened Mac Mini 2 Pro. After a couple of months now, I haven't looked back, it just EFFING works how its supposed to! Total contrast to Windows 11. I've installed Office, Teams etc on it, and they just work as expected, despite my initial doubts.

Sidenote: I have tried many flavours of Linux over the years, but unfortunately I faced too many issues eventually, despite my love for Linux and open source. I will always support OO and Linux and indeed have Libreoffice running on the Mac. Returning to your point, what Apple have given me, is a fully polished and fully integrated version of Unix/BSD/Linux that just works out of the box, unlike all of my other experiences over the past 40 years.

...then I recently saw the Neo and was taken aback, it's got the potential to harm Windows 11 / MS massively. Good luck to them. Never thought I would think that about Apple, let alone say that.

Apple's chips are the core of a new landscape, but its biggest win is Windows

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Linux... I've heard of it...

"One of the reasons they can fix stuff "For free" is the huge margins that Apple have."

Correct, but as a consumer I am buying a product and I expect a decent level of service.

If I buy a car, I don't want to be left alone reading manuals and trying to understand the issue and fixing it myself (I did plenty of that when I was a youngster). Why should owning a Windows PC be a totally sheety experience? I've used MS since DOS 6, some 4 decades ago. I CAN fix problems with Windows etc, but I don't particularly want to spend my time on it.

Windows 11 is a pile of crap. I've given up on it and recently bought my first Mac, a Mini. Wow, what a lovely, stable, very fast and smooth machine compared to my top-end Dell laptop which still ends up crawling when Windows Search kicks off in the background or some other flucked up Windows process that suddenly takes up 32Gb of my RAM.

I wanted to install Mint on the Dell laptop rather than going for the Mac, but the available kernel and drivers aren't fully capable of running my device. I decided to not wait 6-12 months for Mint to catch up and instead took a punt on the little Mac. Best computer purchasing decision I have made in a very long time. I'm sure I'm, not the only one saying this. The Neo is now in my sights for the occasions I need to do a bit of work remotely.

To BSOD or not to BSOD? Only Microsoft knows the answer

Jurassic.Hermit
FAIL

PoS

When I see Windows used on devices in a sales environment, I ask myself whether PoS means 'Point Of Sale' or 'Pile of Sheet'......

RAM is getting expensive, so squeeze the most from it

Jurassic.Hermit

"It would be interesting to see a stripped-down version of Word"

Not only for reduced RAM (hopefully) but also a segregated fubnctionality with Office 364, MS could do well to bring back MS Works. It had more than enough funtionality for 80-90% of users. They could then leave Office 363 as a power-users / professional suite

Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after USB keys fail to decrypt them

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Voting schemes

That’s not my experience at all. Swiss voters are actually very well informed.

For each voting occasion a detailed information pack is supplied which explains all the positions of the parties or the specific referendum pros and cons.

My family ( i can’t vote) sit down together around a table and spend hours reading it all and then clarifying and debating it between themselves. Also at school and work, friends, etc. They take democracy, especially this unique direct democracy, very seriously indeed. And they cherish it deeply, especially after witnessing the lack of real democracy, faux democracy elsewhere.

Apple's budget-friendly MacBook Neo is bursting with color and compromise

Jurassic.Hermit

VAT

That's about £540 including VAT.

Then add £60 UK RoT (Rip off Tax).

Even the Jura and Alps are cheaper than Blighty these days. The Neo is listed on Apple's website here for the equivalent of £555, I'm going to get one as a travel laptop at that price.

Users fume at Outlook.com email 'carnage'

Jurassic.Hermit

Proton

It's way better than it used to be. Let's remember that it was a small project by CERN techies that caught on and has grown to now be a vry popular and secure mail product, despite its tiny budget compared to Microslop and Giggle. It's now my main personal email system and I only use my outlook.com for shopping and other guff.

Secondhand laptop market goes 'mainstream' amid memory crunch

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Why do you need a brand new laptop ?

I've nearly always bought brand new laptops, but always waited for sales and older spec items, typically at 50-75% to their original price. I do this to ensure I get a 2+ year warranty with basic support and sometimes a cheap extension. I'm a heavy user and can't afford my laptop to fail, then be left to try and troubleshoot and fix it myself, or pay eye-watering repair prices in this part of the world.

When I wasn't self-employed and used to work for corporates, I'd often take 3-4 year old Dells which had depreciated fully and got them for free or very low price.

I can fully understand why people buy second-hand, realy innovation has almost toped out. That said, my latest Dell, less than a year old, has a battery that lasts for a full working day, even 12+ hours when not browsing the web. That 2-3 times longer than my previous models. That makes a big difference when travelling on business, also, chargers are generally smaller and lighter now.

Microsoft sets Copilot agents loose on your OneDrive files

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Windows' Search

Copernic is excellent too, albeit paid. Been using it for well over a decade, finds everything whilst MS search especially Outlook search can't find anything relevant.

France to replace US videoconferencing wares with unfortunately named sovereign alternative

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: "Allo, allo!"

That's as good as my French language level, here where I live in their "Jurassic" mountains...so no wonder I've become a hermit!

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Viso

Équipes would be even better.

Jurassic.Hermit

Just wait until they have a French version of Office 361. Thinking again, they won't get sued for that if they name it in French as Bureau 365 (and it WILL be 365 unlike MS' 361 and falling...)

The word processor: Mot

The spreadsheet: Excellez

The consultant slides app: Point d'Appui

...and all run on a new OS called Fenêtre...

Concorde at 50: Twice the speed of sound, twice the economic trouble

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: HS2 then

Nonsense, Concord introduced a myriad of breakthroughs and innovations, here’s just a handful of:

First Fly-By-Wire in an Airliner

Variable Engine Intakes

Advanced Thermal Management

Supercruise Capability - no afterburners required

Fuel as a Trim System

Jurassic.Hermit
Mushroom

Re: HS2 then

No comparison. Concorde was a rocket ship that more than halved the time to around 3 1/2 hours between London and New York.

In fact, it was so fast that it allowed me to do something once in my life, which is impossible on any other passenger plane, that’s a day return LHR-JFK-LHR, and spending a couple of hours in the Concorde lounge at JFK drinking Krug and trying caviar for the first time in my life.

12 minutes LOL

Jurassic.Hermit

Amazing memories

I had the fortune to be in the right place at the right time and got to fly this remarkable feat of human capability three times, all work related, I happened to work for the airline.

Once was a totally unplanned upgrade to the jump seat in the cockpit sat next to the flight engineer and his myriad of dials.

Asking the captain after a while when his workload tailed off as to when we’d go supersonic, he replied “about 20 minutes ago!” I didn’t notice the transition to supersonic, it was so smooth.

I was also glancing occasionally at the speedo which had topped out around “600”, I couldn’t see the units, I was too far away. When I mentioned the speedo indicator and my surprise we were supersonic, he replied with a laugh, “oh that? It’s the subsonic speedometer, the supersonic one is over here to the right!” I looked, and sure enough, we were whipping along at Mach 1.5 at 40,000 ft and slowly increasing speed to almost 2,0 and an eventual altitude touching almost 60,000 feet, a couple of hundred lower.

A quarter of the way into the flight the flight engineer remarked that one engine was indicating a temperature a few degrees higher than expected. He used a programmable scientific calculator to predict if and when the engine would fail. He checked over the radio back to base. He concluded that they could safely continue to JFK, and that once the engine was turned off it wouldn’t be able to restart and would need a thorough service.

Memories that I’ll never forget, especially since it wasn’t even planned to happen.

Rackspace tests customer loyalty with brutal email price hike

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Proton ?

I don’t want my emails hosted in the EU, too much snooping, not that I have anything to hide, but it’s the principle. Proton all the way.

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Plusnet is dropping their ISP email service

With POP you can still set up your email client to keep a copy of the mails on the server for x number of days so that you can also view recent emails with several devices.

Linus Torvalds: Stop making an issue out of AI slop in kernel docs – you're not changing anybody's mind

Jurassic.Hermit

Kraj

Kraj means country. This implies there is a border, but the word for that is granica.

Trump spectrum sale leaves airlines with $4.5B bill for altimeter do-over

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: YAM

The stupidity of the Trump administration is not restricted to him or his party. Greed rules in the US of A.

Jurassic.Hermit
FAIL

Re: Older designs

Incorrect. You're referring to the Boeing 737 MCAS system.

MCAS was not part of the Autopilot system. In fact, one of the most dangerous aspects of MCAS was that it ONLY operated when the Autopilot was turned OFF !!!

(the FAIL icon is for Boeing grey suites, not you)

Jurassic.Hermit
IT Angle

No, they will be retrofitted, same as any other aircraft operating in the USA.

Humongous 52-inch Dell monitor will make you feel like king of the internet with four screens in one

Jurassic.Hermit

Pilots

Apparently no pilots here, I can imagine this monitor being popular for use for flight sim. Gamers too. And watching pron.

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Nah, I'll take the bezels

Did you enjoy the review of the 132 cm monitor ?

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Nah, I'll take the bezels

This review is for a 52 inch monitor (rather than 132 cm) therefore the reference in pounds weight is consistent.

Even Eurometricland refers to screen sizes in inches. And aircraft altitude in feet.

Brit lands invite-only Aussie visa after uncovering vuln in government systems

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: moving to Sydney ?

East coast? Melbourne is on the south coast, directly facing Tasmania and Antarctica.

Waterfox browser goes AI-free, targets the Firefox faithful

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: I write this from Waterfox

Perhaps the one man has a dog?

JLR: Payroll data stolen in cybercrime that shook UK economy

Jurassic.Hermit

Clay tablets and papyrus

Sod IT, too insecure, time to revert to traditional methods.

Lloyds Banking Group claims Microsoft Copilot saves staff 46 minutes a day

Jurassic.Hermit

In one of my employers we didn’t have any middle managers, they were all middle manglers, wrecked the place.

Nadella hands Microsoft money machine off to new commercial CEO so he can visioneer the future

Jurassic.Hermit
Unhappy

Beta Windows - or Alpha?

What will this mean for the beta of Windows / 365 versions that we receive as production version, without adequate if any UAT? Strip out even more costs and become alpha versions?

Network scans find Linux is growing on business desktops, laptops

Jurassic.Hermit

And Android. And Chrome OS. And iOS. And Mac.

Everyone out there using everything but Windows in their daily lives, they eventually realise they don't need to put up with all of the crap and inconvenience which bored Richmond marketers and devs decide to throw upon them just to justify keeping themselves in a job.

Windows 11 is a shitfest, I'm going to Mint permanently next year.

Japan discovers object out beyond Pluto that rewrites the Planet 9 theory

Jurassic.Hermit
Alien

It's Planet X

...as in ten in Roman numerals, and iPhones.

Pluto was recognized as the ninth planet for many decades—until Earth's overzealous scientific authorities, evidently lacking more pressing concerns, reclassified it as a 'dwarf planet.'

I have filed an appeal with the United Federation of Planets, and my Tellarite lawyer assures me that victory is not only probable—it’s inevitable.

Open, free, and completely ignored: The strange afterlife of Symbian

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Ah, Symbian

Not me, but some pros and semis record an awful lot of 4k 60 and 120 fps video on their iPhones whilst they are out and about.

4K at 120fps (ProRes 422 HQ) on the iPhone 16 Pro uses approximately 7 GB of storage space per minute of footage, so a couple of hours needs 840 Gb….

Microsoft dangles extended Windows 10 support in exchange for Reward Points

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Meh

Let me guess, you’ve also disabled Windows Defender? What are you using instead?

Danish department determined to dump Microsoft

Jurassic.Hermit

Re: Replacing Office is the easy part

Indeed, SoftMaker is a great alternative, it looks very similar to MS Office, unlike LibreOffice.

I use LO, in fact I used its granparent StarOffice back in the 1990s, but it's ideal for IT enthusiasts and professionals, NGOs with no money, students and academia. It serves a great purpose, but there's a much steeper learning curve than SoftMaker Office.

Given that it's a German company, I am surprised that the Danes appear to be ignoring it as an option, or at least evaluating it. Or maybe the Danes are not only not so keen on the USA / Trump, but also not keen on their German neighbour, the latter also having a habit of invading their territory.

Microsoft dumps AI into Notepad as 'Copilot all the things' mania takes hold in Redmond

Jurassic.Hermit
Big Brother

Re: Smells of snooping

No, smells of even more snooping for me.

Notepad is where I write down ideas, temporary even long term passwords, all manner of brain dumps. Some are saved but most are just there as temp files which reopen every time I restart Windows / Notepad. Then when no longer needed I just close the tab and it's gone from view, then removed from the disk time to time. Now it'll be permanently sitting somewhere in Microsoft's vast cloud network by default.

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