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OpenAI wants teachers and profs to foist their work off on ChatGPT

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People often compare AI to tools like calculators. Adopting those technologies has indeed affected how we learn and what we are capable of, but those are pretty intentional trade-offs, and even then we do put restrictions on how people use them. We still make children learn arithmetic, and when I was in school for geochemistry I had to derive equations or manually calculate things at least once before I used any automated tools. Once you get used to the tools, you honestly do lose the ability to easily do it the hard way, but I think the hope is that when you have done it the hard way, you keep an understanding of the process. You automate these parts when you hopefully have a good understanding of them that you can build on.

With LLMs, we see people using the tool to completely offload the thinking portion of the task. People I see using them are not doing the hard work, not even once. They are not struggling with the concepts. I think the core of the issue is that many people are under the impression that school is a thing you just need to get through, or that is done to advance a career. They are not looking at education and understanding as goals on their own merit. There are a lot of reasons for that, and I don't really blame most people who feel that way, but when you view school work as something you just need to get through without intrinsic value, of course you are going to shortcut it as much as is possible. Worse yet, I think you can make an argument that most people will not need math beyond a primary school level. We do all need critical thinking and analysis skills to survive in the modern world, and that is exactly what people are shortcutting now with LLMs.

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Re: Books

I had the opposite experience. Any professors I had that had written textbooks were all very willing to provide us copies. (More than one told me that the amount they are paid per book wasn't much)

A well written text is very intentional, and I am really suspicious of anyone who thinks they will learn as well by reading summaries. If the book was good, you need to read most of it, and if it is not, then you should find a good one. People do learn differently, but I was in quite a few classes where I can tell you that every single one of us was reading and rereading the text to get at the concepts. I do not know how you learn most upper level sciences without a lot of reading and a lot of doing. I also cannot really imagine many of my texts being a ton shorter, other than maybe removing the blurbs about real world examples / history and those are honestly pretty fun and motivating. I do not believe that anyone is learning thermodynamics from a 20 page summary.

Google Earth's AI makeover survives less than one planetary rotation

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I suppose, but do you plan personal building projects based on what a satellite image looks like? I have not, and don't see the utility in doing so, but perhaps for urban planning or something? I know nothing about how that works.

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Genuinely curious: what was the intent behind this? All I can think of is how easy this makes disinformation, I cannot think of a SINGLE productive use for that. What are we even doing?

Locked, stocked, and losing budget: AI vendor lock-in bites back

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Capitalism and socialism (and communism) are economic models and not do not necessarily imply a model of leadership.

AWS lets agents drive its virtual cloudy desktops – which could cost 500,000 tokens per click if used carelessly

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Oh, an API can do it faster and cheaper? It is almost like it was designed to do just that, but that would mean the idea that computers should interact with other computers by using the same user interfaces designed for humans is insane.

Japan relaxes privacy laws to make itself the ‘easiest country to develop AI’

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We must roll back your rights so some business may make something useful somewhat more easily! I am not sure if this is just a case of governments serving businesses first and foremost, or if it just makes setting up a surveillance state more easy.

This seems to be part of a trend though, it certainly seems like privacy rights have been getting trampled over across the globe.

If an AI agent screws up while running your business, there's nobody to sue

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Re: Strategically placed scapegoats

I was told at a recent presentation that "we are using AI as a tool, but not to take away the human discernment. Ultimately we need to make the decisions." Then I was shown how someone had an AI agent 'review' 130 documents and the human checked the reports written by the chatbot. I was also told "we aren't expecting people to do more with less" sooooo...

Ex-Microsoft engineer believes Azure problems stem from talent exodus

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Re: Boeing Disease?

I doubt it was incompetence. The thing is, senior management always ends up fine. If you need to destroy ten thousand jobs and a century old brand, whatever.

Short term gains, then cut and run.

AMD's AI director slams Claude Code for becoming dumber and lazier since last update

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Programmers in the US never unionized. It is a bit ironic that, by seeking to replace their workers, the bosses are now going to be paying for a service that undoubtably has more bargining power.

Starlink sprays debris into orbit following another satellite 'anomaly'

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I feel like most of those served by starlink could be better served by a similar amount of spend on broadband and cell tower expansions and we wouldn't be filling orbit with disposable satellites, ruining the night sky or burning them up in the atmosphere.

Staff too scared of the AI axe to pick it up, Forrester finds

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Re: So tell us what it can do

Instead, now I have more e-mail than ever as people have copilot write excessively long updates. Plus now sales are coming to me and challenging the decisions I have made because "they asked copilot" about a subject they have never even heard of.

Country that put backdoors into Cisco routers to spy on world bans foreign routers

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Thanks for getting the headline right. Most news outlets are too cowardly to point out the hypocrisy and ultirior morives

White House activates Yu-Gi-Oh's trap card by using anime clip for war comms

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Re: Let's go copyright holders!

Yugi on the FBI most wanted list

Musk makes the Macrohard joke again

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The question, as always, with Musk is whether this is a result of the ketamine and billionaire-brain-rot, or is it just stock manipulation?

Microsoft teases ‘reimagined SharePoint experience’ with added AI

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Re: I’ve posted this before

I work in a quality department and I am not directly involved in these activities, but have a coworker who helps prepare us for various audits and one of his first big accomplishments was a strict structure on our sharepoint.

Tesla revenue falls for first time as Musk bets big on robots and autonomy

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Re: ElReg

The market can remain illogical far longer than one would expect.

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Re: Cars - like phones

Tesla is an American company and America is obsessed with owning cars and built with the expectation that you will own a car. A lot of americans live out in the suburban sprawl where your house is in an endless maze of neighborhoods and 20 minutes from any store. The average commute time to work in the US is 27 minutes, with 10% taking over an hour.

'Ralph Wiggum' loop prompts Claude to vibe-clone commercial software for $10 an hour

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The way he talks, he sounds like a teenage edgelord on Gaia Online circa 2004 bragging about the dark magic he learned and is totally going to curse the bullies at school with.

This sounds like the code equivalent of copying a quote into your paper and then using the thesaurus to avoid plagiarism allegations. Cool, you ended up with something disgusting to look at that conveys most of the same meaning as a thing a person already made. Congrats.

AI agent hype cools as enterprises struggle to get into production

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What entitlement

I can be a bit sure of myself, but do not think I have ever been as smugly condescending as Trollop saying "It is still quite hard to do, and only the biggest companies in the world understand this is the future they're investing in.". What I hear here is: "Actually customers, you are stupid for asking whether this can generate revenue: this is the future and you have no choice except to adopt. Get on with it." Convincing people to use these tools is the job of the AI companies, not some responsibility for the customer.

The suggested example seems crazy to me. an "AI Agent" that makes decisions about when to offer exceptions to pricing (or other policies) is a terrible idea. The primary issue is not that the program doesn't have the right data, it is that machines cannot be held accountable for decisions. If you have ever been in a meeting where a decision is made that involves large quantities of money then you know that "Who is actually going to take responsibility for this decision" is a huge factor. So what do you do when your AI Agent starts offering discounted pricing to too many customers? Or when you lose a huge contract because of a hardline stance that didn't go over well? Even if it does a good job most of the time, what do you do about a botched sale? And now that your sales team is not engaging with the customer in these discussions, who is developing those key insights that are not-yet-accessible-to-AI? So many sales decisions are based on small insights that people pick up over years: handshake agreements, offhand comments, plant tours and industry experience.

The suggestion with all these people is always more data or restructuring your data. What, will more surveillance fix this? Or do you spend manhours taking notes on everything instead of making sales? No company will say it outright, but I am sure legal departments around the world are sweating at the idea of getting a discovery request when all your sensitive information is stored perpetually for your AI salesmen.

If a tool is unsuited for how your business works, it only makes sense to ask what effort would be required to get it working and what the payoff is. Right now the payoff is unclear (despite what AI salesmen will say) and the cost is high. I cannot imagine the smugness required to blame the lack of adoption for a product on your customer. I am in Quality, so I do not have a love for sales teams, but I would not want to start working with an 'AI Agent' instead.

Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue

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Re: Good lord

I had a colleague with a PhD in biochem from a religious, but well regarded, institution. We were discussing our degrees, and I mentioned I had studied the period on Earth more than ~2.5 billion years ago. He stopped me and asked how old I thought the world was. When I told him, he went to his computer and googled it. Then he asked me about humans, I gave a less certain answer and again he googled it. Then he just said "huh.", and I quickly tried to change the subject.

Very nice guy, but that was one of the most uncomfortable conversations of my life.

Developer writes script to throw AI out of Windows

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Opinion may be turning

While I have been quite the skeptic of LLMs for a while, I was surprised to see a few of my colleagues at work sour on it. We had a 'copilot launch party' a while back when our company enabled copilot. A coworker of mine went and came back with copilot branded swag. He was summarizing his e-mail with it. Drafting e-mails. Taking meeting notes. Summarizing documents. Designing slides. We joked about his "AI persona" in e-mails because the tone was just completely chatGPT and different from how he used to sound.

I think he is still using it kind of like a search function right now, but the past few weeks he has brought it up as a bubble, complained that it isn't reliable enough to leave any tasks to and even complained about all the extra integrations showing up.

I know it is an anecdote, but it seems that at least a few people who try to genuinely integrate it into their work are finding that it isn't saving them time.

Don’t bother with the retailer’s website, says Google: Gemini can shop for you

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Re: Google's [...] doesn't plan to take a cut of sales through its new AI service.

I don't even know if taking a cut is the best for them. I am sure someday they will claw more value from 'partners' that way, but before they get there I think a better plan is for them to 1. Prove this is valuable as a way to drive sales. and 2. Ensure only the companies that are paying you for ad placement actually get suggested by the bot.

If you get a commission cut, you get paid by one partner when you make a sale. If you make the partners compete to buy ad space then they are all pushing to pay you more than each other.

AI industry insiders launch site to poison the data that feeds them

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Oh, totally! Weapons targeting with these black boxes is scary and a recipe for disaster. I just don't think we have a coordinated machine uprising on the way so much as we do a lot of war crimes.

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You can tell it was started by real industry insiders because those are the only people that think LLMs are 'machine intelligence' and pose a terminator style threat to humanity. The rest of us are just worried about drowning in slop and destroying the environment.

That said, go for it. These companies are hoovering up the total output of the human race in order to own monopolized services they hope will replace us as workers. It is just another way to disempower most of us and further concentrate money/power into their hands. It doesn't seem to do a good job, but they are determined to make 'Fetch' happen and they have massive coffers to burn away until it does.

AOSP on a diet plan as Google halves Android code drops

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Google is slowly heating up the water. They clearly want more control so they are floating developer registrations to restrict people from installing software normally a.k.a. 'sideloading'. They have a duopoly on phone OSes. Now they are reducing releases which presumably makes OSes based on android harder to maintain. That isn't a coincidence.

Once they have figured out how to lock down the systems in a more apple-like way and made sure no offshoot is going to show up that is commercially viable, I wonder how they plan to further enshitify Android?

New carbon capture tech could save us from datacenter doom

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I don't get it.

Carbon capture as a way to offset increased burning of fossil fuels is an insane idea to me. We burn these fuels because they are cheap and effective and it is extremely easy for companies to externalize the costs of the harmful emissions. (Climate change and more direct health effects.) Asking corporations to pay the cost for those current externalities won't work because the whole reason they are doing this is that it is cheap. Other people paying for it is basically subsidizing the bad actors, and you are going to be competing with your capture rate (that costs money) against the fuel consumption rate (that generates money). The idea that you can use the captured CO2 for plastics sounds untenable while we are still using fossil fuels because the natural gas industry produces the raw materials for common plastics as a byproduct. We need to stop burning fossil fuels.

It isn't like these data centers are in places where renewables are totally impractical. They need something as fast and cheap as possible and fossil fuels are the best option in those respects. If we attach these complicated carbon capture processes then what is the point? Why would they take an added cost? Even if the capture is in a separate location, are they going to commit to building out those facilities out of kindness? If we have some massive coalition willing to pay for massive carbon capture / storage infrastructure... why can't that coalition push to reduce current consumption or subsize renewable options?

Corporations do not want to pay any avoidable costs and they hold all the power. People do not want to consume less. Heck, even if you want to consume less, many of us are having energy intensive AI forced into the things we use.

Vibe coding will deliver a wonderful proliferation of personalized software

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Re: LLMs are frequently "better than nothing" and not better than anything else

I pray for the people who will be stuck maintaining today's bespoke vibe-coded projects years from now.

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Re: Finally we can get rid of the boring activity of writing code

I am so glad we can all get slightly more work done by simply becoming assistants to a machine and giving up the act of creation to all be editors!

Of course, the company would need to get more work out of you to pay for the $300 worth of credits, and you certainly aren't going to work shorter hours. Now that you are just QA though, perhaps you don't need that fancy developer salary?

Electric cars no more likely to flatten you than the noisy ones, study finds

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Re: Noise pollution

The hum is still quieter than a lot of vehicles. I think it is important, especially for those with poor vision or blindness. There are people who navigate mostly by sound and feel.

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Re: I'd have thought this would be obvious

It is obvious, but it still pays to check supposedly obvious things.

Congress quietly strips right-to-repair provisions from US military spending bill

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Re: Why do we permit a system

Do we? I feel like it could have been almost anyone in either party for this issue. If someone had to step forward and pay the political price, it would make all of them think twice before putting their names on an unpopular amendment.

(I mean, realistically, someone who is not up for re-election would do it and then head off to a cushy corporate gig. Or maybe someone in a totally safe district.)

An AI for an AI: Anthropic says AI agents require AI defense

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I am not going to pretend these tools do not have potential uses, or that there is nothing here, but crypto currency 'smart contracts' feel like the lowest possible bar here.

Samsung reveals its first tri-fold phone – and its desktop mode

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Re: So, now it's tri-fold

Not sure I think a trifold is a good form factor, but I have found my folding phone to be a great upgrade. The only time I have felt any interest in a phone in forever. I regularly need to read larger documents while I am on the go and not needing a tablet or laptop while I am at a work site or traveling is fantastic. It is a tablet I can easily keep in my pocket and that is great.

Zig quits GitHub, says Microsoft's AI obsession has ruined the service

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Re: I have just retired from this now broken industry, and it feels good…

I pivoted out of tech by getting another degree in rocks.

Big Tech's control freak era is breaking itself apart

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Youtube is the one of these big services I actually use a lot. Its degradation this year has been noticeable, but this is the one time I think they have me captured. Until it is completely non-functional and the creators I watch jump ship... I am on youtube :(

Microsoft teases agents that become ‘independent users within the workforce’

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Re: Yes, please!

There was an article like a year ago about companies hiring "ML Admins" I assume this role exists to be the fall guy that the C suite and the IT team can blame when this all goes awry.

Dame Emma Thompson gives the 'AI revolution' both barrels

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Huh, you learn something new every day.

MrAptronym

I am not as good an author as Dame Thompson but I still have my own style and don't want copilot interrupting me. The mere suggestion that I would desire a rewrite is insulting. Word suggestions interfere with what I am trying to say and throw off my rhythm.

It is good that people write differently. It keeps our language interesting and evolving, and that is true for 'bad' writing too. I can understand why someone might want to average out their writing to a bland nothing on a resume, but in most communications I think it is important that everyone keeps their own voice. There really is not a best way to communicate! Your voice should be your own.I hate seeing these suggestions, even the sight of them messes up my flow, but they keep being re-enabled on my phone's Outlook app. (mandated by business)

That is without even getting into how the suggestions are just bad if you are not engaging in the expected style of communication. They seem to want all of us to speak like business people, at which point I would rather just self-exile.

Gullible bots struggle to distinguish between facts and beliefs

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I know it is important to publish research on things that seem likely, and I am glad this paper was produced, but this is surely not coming as a surprise, right? These predictive text models were trained on the totality of the text on the internet, a place where anyone can confidently state their opinions and beliefs as fact.

I am not an expert in this field, but I am kind of concerned at how anthropomorphized all this research comes off. These researchers and so many others read more like anthropologists or psychologists than anyone studying a computer system. Just in the abstract we see phrases like "We also find that, while recent models show competence in recursive knowledge tasks, they still rely on inconsistent reasoning strategies, suggesting superficial pattern matching rather than robust epistemic understanding." Which comes off to me as a wild way of saying that these models are not actually capable of understanding... a thing we know?

Ubuntu Unity hanging by a thread as wunderkind maintainer gets busy with life

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That last sentence is pretty amazing.

This really is emblematic of much of the more fringe Linux features and options. The maintenance of these things is often the passion project of one or a few exceptionally dedicated individuals. Pretty shocking to hear about a 10 year old leading the effort though.

AI bubble to deflate as enterprises defer spending to 2027

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Re: Spending and revenue

I do worry that some of the replacements in customer service are here to stay. Not because the chatbots are good at what they do, but because being unhelpful and frustrating in certain customer service industries seems to be accepted and probably actually helps prevent costs.

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While I do believe it is a bubble, I spent enough time watching other tech bubbles to know that calling the collapse is almost impossible. The investment clearly doesn't match the revenue, and the promises of firing a third of your employees seem like pretty clear lies today. We are not right around the corner from AGI, and AI in the workplace seems to either 1. require an attentive expert to babysit. or 2. just produce more work for your coworkers. Once this much money has come in behind something though, it isn't easy for them to just back out. There isn't anything new to pivot into even: the metaverse got forgotten in the AI quest, what can they move to? nvidia seems to be laying the groundwork for robotics.

The question I increasingly have is: What does the AI bubble leave behind?

We will certainly have some open models with uses. A lot of useless hardware (GPUs will not age as well as fiber did) and abandoned data centers? An internet that is harder to use? A massive skill deficit among newer hires?

US hyperscalers to guzzle 22% more grid juice by end of 2025

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Re: Green Power

Why would god have grown all that algae 300,000,000 years ago if not so that the USA could produce and power the best chatbot in 2025?

OpenAI GPT-5: great taste, less filling, now with 30% less bias

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Using an AI chat bot for information, you are always getting a filter. They are the ones deciding what is a bias, they are deciding what is acceptable and what may be bad PR or make some group or govt angry.

Forget left or right for a sec, do you trust any of these silicon valley oligarchs to be the filter through which you see the world?

Managers are throwing entry-level workers under the bus in race to adopt AI

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Of course they are, they were sold AI as a tool to replace workers. Why else would these AI companies and nvidia be worth 40% of the US economy? It isn't because of chatbots or a new search mode, it was because companies were going to fire half their workers. The market is still acting like the AI companies have those valuations, so it is no surprise that companies are pretending the product will still do as promised.

If you admit the reality of the product, it would sure seem like the market needs a correction.

UK police caught slacking off by jamming their keyboards while working from home

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Have to admit...

Honestly, I have never felt more solidarity with a cop in my life.

Mad man builds chatbot in Minecraft with redstone, Python, and patience

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Re: Solid, Bro'

You joke, but I think he already did this when he implemented minecraft in minecraft...

Windows 10 refuses to go gentle into that good night

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Re: I wouldn't hold your breath...

Pretty sure Satya Nadella could personally show up at my company and spit on our CTO and we would still be paying for our Azure instances...

AI hype train may jump the tracks over $2T infrastructure bill, warns Bain

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"Advances in technology could provide an answer" yeah, in the same way a wizard could I guess.

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