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IT department put sticky notes on the laptops to help employees log in

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IT Angle

Post it

Many years ago my wife worked at a company and every time IT wanted to install an update, they would send out an email asking everyone to leave a post it note with their username and password on their computer so they could install the update…

I’m sure they don’t still do that.

Techie lured out of retirement to support software only he remembered

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What’s a ‘Condo’? Certainly not something you have in England. I’m sure things are very different where you live.

DEF CON bans Meta-style 'pervert glasses'

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Re: Hold Up There

Be my eyes transmits what you see to a human who then speaks directly to you through the glasses, I believe.

Dev accidentally commits Copilot binary to FreeBSD ports repo

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Headmaster

AI

I assume it was an AI Bot that uploaded it?

Security boss thought MFA would be too much security

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Re: Regarding "yelling"

I was yelled at by a CIO for trashing their security.

She went red in the face as she asked my if I wasn’t told which buttons to press on my three day induction.

It was my first morning, the CFO called me in and told me to ignore her as I’d done exactly what he bought me in for.

The CIOs idea of security was telling people exactly what keys to press so, apparently, I shouldn’t have taken a hidden option and given myself qsysopr rights.

Infosys boss says vibe coding is no threat because there’s more to writing software than writing software

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Re: Still work 72 hour weeks?

If people work 72 hour weeks it will make him very rich, after all, it worked for Elon Musk.

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A lot of humans fail at both as well…

Waymo hits the brakes after robotaxis keep missing the signs for freeway construction zones

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Speed limits are all ‘advisory’ - aren’t they?

Every employee’s password was stored in a single Excel file

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Not recent

Many years ago I worked in finance and we had 3 PCs in a department of 24 and the finance system was on an AS400

Data was printed out from the AS400 and entered in to the PCs

I got a demo of RUMBA which could connect the PCs to the AS400.

Our IT department said they could install it on the AS400 but they knew nothing about PCs so tgat was up to me.

Obviously the first thing i did when I got it working was have a poke around.

When I asked them if I should be able to see a file containing everyone’s user name and password they said no such file existed. When I showed them part of the file they said I shouldn’t be able to see it and did move it somewhere I couldn’t access.

Things have got better since then…

IBM Cloud evaporates as datacenter loses power

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Mushroom

Still down

My company uses IBMs TM1 for reporting, it is still down due to the fire as of today 13/5/26

'Ralph Wiggum' loop prompts Claude to vibe-clone commercial software for $10 an hour

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Re: Sounds awful

I think you are wrong.

The Queen’s English should not ‘evolve’.

Microsoft Windows Media Player stops serving up CD album info

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Itunes

I was quite impressed when I ripped a CD for the first time in years last week.

iTunes recognised and populated reg data for “Bruce McLaren, the personal recordings”

Not the most common CD.

I just deleted my entire social media presence before visiting the US – and I'm a citizen

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Freedom of speech

So Americans have freedom of speech so long as they only say things that Trump agrees with?

I visited America once and have no intention of going back.

Google makes end-to-end encrypted Gmail easy for all – even Outlook users

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Link

How many times have I told people not to click on links in emails?

Most people I know will assume these encrypted messages are spam and delete them.

But I don’t know anyone who needs to use encrypted email anyway..

2 in 5 techies quit over inflexible workplace policies

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2 1/2 hour commute?

It takes me 2 1/2 hours to get to the office. I wouldn’t have been able to take the job if I had to go in all the time. I do like going in occasionally and have a bi weekly meeting with my manager and we find it’s more productive in person so I tend to go in once a fortnight and it’s nice to see colleagues in person when I do.

It works for me and my employer.

Making people goin to the office unnecessarily is surely limiting their market?

HP deliberately adds 15 minutes waiting time for telephone support calls

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Influence?

I’m sure it will influence customers to buy other makes.

Why did the Windows 95 setup use Windows 3.1?

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Win 3.0

Windows 3.0 was the one that broke us free from the 640k limit.

Anything after that was just bloat.

Trump’s cyber chief pick has little experience in The Cyber

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Friends

Don’t worry, I’m sure he will be able to ask his Russian and Chinese friends for help.

DeepSeek limits new accounts amid cyberattack

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Re: “your conversations and data are stored in China”

You will have to say they are the good guys if you want anything to work…

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Reply

I’m not surprised DeekSeek have not replied, have you tried contacting DeepSeek?

Brits must prove their age on adult sites by July, says watchdog

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Re: Age verification

Then they should block adult sites on PAYG SIMs unless you can prove your age. For contract SIMs you already have. Not that difficult.

Shove your office mandates, people still prefer working from home

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Re: Just a thought

Why? You are paid for the work you do, not where you do it.

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I took a job during Covid where the office was 90 miles away. I went in once a week.

I moved house and the office is now 110 miles away and I started going in once a fortnight.

My manager said my change in working practice had been noticed, but as it was working it wasn’t a problem.

It very much depends on the job. I’m in my 60s and know what I’m doing, but it must be difficult for youngsters who are still learning.

I’d hate to not go in at all (tried that with another role, it didn’t last long) but my job was mainly remote from the start.

For me, it’s meant I could move to a lovely village in the countryside rather than live in a town with good train connections to London.

Forcing people to go back for no reason is pointless, but, if people are more productive in the office that is a good reason.

No one size fits all.

Asda decided on a 'no go' for 'mass rollout' of store IT conversion

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Facepalm

No go?

I’ve seen projects where the management is to scared to say no go even if they know it will be a disaster, so kudos to them for having the balls to do so.

But a go live in December? As others have said, that should have been enough for a no go flag months ago. It’s not just retail that have freezes in December.

I hope it works for them and the support staff don’t end up having to do even more overtime over Christmas and the NewYear.

Google Timeline location purge causes collateral damage

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All the people

As with most things, you will never please all of the people. Whatever they did people would complain.

I didn’t even know this feature existed so am probably better off having my history deleted, not that it would have unduly bothered me if it wasn’t.

Who had Pat Gelsinger retires from Intel on their bingo card?

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Cheap 80486

My company bought me an 80486 when you could get one for less than £4K

By the time it was upgraded to 5 Mb RAM and a massive 100Mb HD the price was actually £5650

Windows 95 setup was three programs in a trench coat, Microsoft vet reveals

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Win 95?

I’m still not sure what all the fuss about Win95 was, it was Win 3.0 that made the real difference, that was the one I waited for and installed on the day of release and then had to figure out how to get Lotus123 to access all that extra memory.

That was a good day.

Win 95 just gave us a pretty interface but no real benefit that anyone could make use of.

Apple hit with £3 billion claim of ripping off 40 million UK iCloud users

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I ran out of 50Gb years ago, next level is 2Tb which was £6.99 until they put it up to £8.99/ month.

I wasn’t happy, but pay for the convenience.

£70? Yippee - the lawyers will be the only ones making money while tying up the legal system on a case which will almost certainly fail. I’m not holding my breath.

Apple drops soldered storage for 2024 Mac Mini

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80486

The first 80486 computer my company got me had its memory soldered to the motherboard.

It had 1Mb but you could upgrade it by adding another 4Mb taking the total to 5 Mb - which was a bit pointless as nothing could access more than 4.

It was the first 80486 to cost less than £4k but, by the time they had upgraded the memory and the HD to a massive 100Mb it actually cost £5695

Luckily I wasn’t paying because that was quite a bit back then.

Want to feel old? Excel just entered its 40th year

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123 rules.

Lotus 123 was far,far better than Excel.

The only reason people moved to Excel is because IBM bought Lotus for Lotus Notes and stopped developing 123

Eventually Excel was the only option but still isn’t a full 3D spreadsheet like 123 was.

Lotus Improv was brilliant - until you added one more dimension and found 4Mb RAM wasn’t enough.

UK ponders USB-C as common charging standard

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Why?

The EU has already decided so there is no way the UK could decide on anything different. No one will make a UK specific version, so it is a total epwaste of government time considering this, but that’s what they are best at,

Energy companies told to recharge for AI datacenter surge

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Pint

Choice?

Does this mean people will have to chose between having intelligence or driving an electric car?

Mozilla patches critical Firefox vuln that attackers are already exploiting

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Re: Yada Yada

Yes please, I’m to lazy to read the whole thing.

Bank of America app glitch zeroes out people's balances

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Childcatcher

Re: Cash is king

I have some cash for emergencies, I believe I withdrew it before Covid.

Having some for emergencies is sensible, but people don’t still actually use it, do they?

Apple ropes off at least 4 GB of iPhone storage to house AI

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The Apple lock down is exactly why I like it. It just works without me wasting hours of my life trying to get it to do what I want.

Maybe I’m just getting old, but I love my Apple devices and the ease of use.

AWS claims customers are packing bags and heading back on-prem

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Outsourcing

It’s the same as any other service.

You will get someone in that writes a business case that proves you will save millions by outsourcing.

A couple of years later, after you have, someone else comes in that writes a business that proves you will save millions by bringing it back in house.

A couple of years later, after you have, someone else comes in that writes a business that proves you will save millions by outsourcing again.

If you actually made 1/10 of the savings, after a few iterations they would actually be paying you.

So you paid a ransom demand … and now the decryptor doesn't work

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Re: Backups!

I worked for a small company and we did grandfather, father, son backups daily.

So when our server was stolen, no problem, right?

Well, no, the director who did the backups himself and was sup to take the tapes home to his fireproof safe, didn’t. He left the tapes on top of the server, so the thieves nicked them as well.

D’Oh!

1.7M potentially pwned after payment services provider takes a year to notice break-in

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Apology?

Why should they issue an apology? That would suggest they were sorry.

They have done the minimum required by law, what more can be expected of them?

To patch this server, we need to get someone drunk

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Re: 'Exit interview'

I worked for a company once which didn’t have a high turnover of staff.

Every exit interview was read out at the board meetings, so the board got to hear what people thought, warts and all.

They actually cared, which could be why they didn’t have a high turnover.

Russia tells citizens to switch off home surveillance because the Ukrainians are coming

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Facepalm

Turn off?

Is it just me that thinks it is odd that the advice for unprotected systems is to turn them off rather than just protect them?

Under-fire Elon Musk urged to get a grip on X and reality – or resign

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Re: I Feel Sorry For GB

I feel really sorry for the USA where they have “Free Speech “ that allows people to lie with impunity.

It looks a lot like VMware just lost a 24,000-VM customer

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Re: What an absolute s**tshow

Broadcom should have sold all their stock as soon as they announced it, the advice was good.

Meta, Spotify break Apple's device fingerprinting rules – new claim

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Re: You can't go after the 800 pound gorillas off the bat

Slightly off topic, but I don’t know anyone who uses Apple Maps, here in the UK it is absolutely useless.

I try it occasionally as people say it’s improved a lot but still find it a waste of space.

My wife and I have 3 iPads and two iPhones between us and love everything about Apple - except Maps.

Microsoft confesses April Windows update breaks some VPN connections

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Re: VPN

The Virtual ones.

Attacks on UK fiber networks mount: Operators beg govt to step in

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Death?

I disagree with the death penalty in almost all cases, but I think they should make an exception for interrupting my internet service.

Musk tells advertisers to 'go f**k' themselves as $44B X gamble spirals into chaos

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Fine line

There is a fine line between genius and lunacy.

Elon Musk seems to cross it regularly.

Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained

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Lotus

Lotus 123 was a much better spreadsheet than Excel (it was 3d for a start) but, unfortunately IBM killed it off when they bought Lotus for Notes.

Criminals go full Viking on CloudNordic, wipe all servers and customer data

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Re: Where are the backups?

I was at a small company once and we did full grandfather/father/son backups onto tape.

It didn’t help us when some oiks walked in and nicked our server.

The director, who was supposed to take the tapes home each night and lock them in a fireproof safe, had got complacent and left the tapes on top of the server. Of course the oiks nicked them as well…

Another redesign on the cards for iPhone as EU rules call for removable batteries

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I buy iPhones because they work. No fuss, no hassle. I don’t want a replaceable battery or other software stores. If I did I’d buy Android.

Why does the EU have to interfere and make things worse?

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