Posts by Robin

Raspberry Pi 500 and monitor arrive in time for Christmas

Re: Keyboard layout

More confusion arrises with Twitter/X, where people are happy to use # to "hash-tag"...

Do you mean a poundtag?

Windows 95 setup was three programs in a trench coat, Microsoft vet reveals

Re: Meh!

Although my first programming steps were on the BBC Micro, the Gorillas.bas era was when I truly got the taste for hacking away at some code to achieve some feature like making the banana explosions bigger, and then fixing it when I broke it. Happy days!

You can relive the experience here:

https://playclassic.games/games/action-dos-games-online/qbasic-gorillas/

Tardigrade genes may hold secret to radiation treatments for humans

Re: The answer is obvious, innit?

Something something Custardigrade?

Smart TVs are spying on everyone

Re: Content surfing

... and do something less boring instead.

Crack coder wasn't allowed to meet clients due to his other talent: Blisteringly inappropriate insults

Re: Boat?

HMS Ark Royal?

Don't think I've got the idea of this game

Firefox 130 lands with a yawn, but 131 beta teases a long-awaited feature

Re: Nice curves

"It's an older standard, but it checks out"

Google trains a GenAI model to simulate Doom's game engine in real-ish time

Pronunciation

> Dubbed GameNGen, pronounced "game engine,"

If you have to tell people how to pronounce the name, you should probably have thought of a different name. Although I guess that guidance is because "NGen" sounds nothing like "engine" with UK pronunciation? (At least to my inner voice)

A last look at the Living Computers museum before collection heads to auction

But...... if you have it printed on .... paper...... you'd still be able to read it. You know, that flat stuff pounded from trees that goes back before grandad soiled his first nappy.

That's a useful definition of what paper is, thanks.

Not having things on paper until it's too late is easily done. The 22-year old version of me for example, when handing in my completed dissertation, didn't consider it worthy spending another £X on printing it out, when there was beer to drink and shopping to buy. Sad but true. I would probably have justified it to myself using the excuse that I had it on 3.5" disk anyway, so could do it another time. That other time never came and there it still sits, on the disk. So I completely sympathise with the "stuck on 9-track tape" commenter above.

Microsoft sends Windows Control Panel to tech graveyard

Re: Is this article missing something a tag

> and more to the point, what moron signed it off?

I find myself asking that question more and more, lately.

Benign bug in iOS and iPadOS crashes gizmos with just four characters

Re: Fuzz testing

I've only ever got as far as the second test, but it never succeeds. I keep re-running the test from time to time, though...

Group of 91 nations agree to continue not taxing cross-border data movement – for now

Happening already?

In much the same way as the some % of your money goes to the government, you could argue that there's already some % of data transferred that's already being siphoned off to various governments via the snooping mechanisms /s

Forget security – Google's reCAPTCHA v2 is exploiting users for profit

Re: FSCK to the entire company

How about we FUCK the entire company and stop censoring ourselves?

If you want to avoid swear words then expand your vocabulary.

Yeah, fuck cen***ship!

Facebook prank sent techie straight to Excel hell

Re: In our office it was Quake

We got given the thumbs up to play Unreal Tournament at lunchtime, which was great. Although I often wondered what non-IT employees thought when they walked past our department at lunchtimes to see us all staring intently at our screens in silence, only for one of us to suddenly exclaim "you bastard!" after being shot by a camped sniper.

Labour wins race to lead UK, but few would envy the load in its tech in-tray

Re: ... but being some part of the single market ...

I'm all for PR, but it has to be done right and supported.

They tried[1] this with "Alternative Vote" referendum in 2011. As I recall, the benefits of an alternative to FPTP were not well promoted at all, and voter turnout was pretty low so we just ended up with the same system. In fact in the intervening years it's cropped up in conversation now and again, and several people didn't even know it happened.

[1] I say they tried; it was massively in their interests for it not to change.

An arc welder in the datacenter: What could possibly go wrong?

Re: Let's start a fight with the Welders

I mean, that was clearly a joke about the second person who made the mess, assuming it was easy.

British Airways blames T5 luggage chaos on fault 'outside of our control'

Forgot I need to explicitly label jokes. Apologies.

Although I've heard Bora Bora is nice.

I'm afraid it's closed down.

Airbn-bye: Barcelona bans short-term apartment rentals for tourists

Re: Alternatively….

Spain and Portugal's coastal resorts spring to mind - it can be an economic trap: the jobs that are created are mostly low-wage hospitality gigs or temporary construction jobs

This is getting worse down here in South-Western Spain, or at least it is where I am. The tourism has increased greatly of late and the powers-that-be are improving the area a lot, but the stuff that's being constructed seems to be purely luxury second home stuff. Just this week a new site has been marked out to build a series of villas starting at 800k€ (so with taxes that's easily over a million euros). Meanwhile locals find themselves with fewer and fewer "normal" places to just go and have a coffee or lunch, because the restaurants etc realise they can put their prices up for the owners of those expensive villas. So affordable housing gets harder to find, while there are plenty of places around which are unoccupied for 10 months of the year.

IT worker sued over ‘vengeful’ cyber harassment of policeman who issued a jaywalking ticket

Re: Strange thing to do someone for

"Germans get all bent out of shape about it too. I enjoy crossing at a Red Man there, just to see the locals twitch."

Surely if you cross the road in Ampel time it's fine?

Microsoft smartens up Edge for Business with screenshot blocking, logo branding, more

Re: Safeguarding .?

Restricting calls to voice is working around a problem that shouldn't even exist in the first place.

What's wrong with not constantly taking screenshots of users' working environments?

US watchdog chases Waymo robocars to catch violations

Police: Your move, creep.

Blue screen of death or Eurovision's Windows95man performance – what's less annoying?

Re: Can anyone offer us a serious explanation

Obligatory comic link

Novelty flip phone strips out almost every feature possible to be as boring as possible

Well spotted! I managed to enter 31st September and get a .Net runtime error page.

Apple to settle class action for $490 million after Tim overcooked China outlook

bullshandtting?

Yes, I did just crash that critical app. And you should thank me for having done so

Comparing old mail clients to modern mail clients, the Outlook is pretty bleak

Whizkids jimmy OpenAI, Google's closed models

El Reg have been using the word "Boffin" for at least the ~20 years I've been reading it.

Belgian ale legend Duvel's brewery borked as ransomware halts production

To help avoid that, a rule of thumb I was once told by a Belgian person was to keep your session to a total of 24%. So if you're on the 8% beer you have 3 of them. If it's 6%, 4 of them. And so on. This is all based on the common beer bottle serving for that stuff (33cl).

I've tried it and it seemed to stop me having a raging hangover the next day! I did have some delicious carbonade and frites to go with them though, which probably helped.

EU users can't update 3rd party iOS apps if abroad too long

Re: Who are their lawyers?

> who hadn't bothered to apply for citizenship in their chosen country of residence, did lose the rights that they had previously held

Also residency. I wasn't eligible for citizenship but I am officially a "resident foreigner". It means I do still benefit from some stuff like not needing stamps on my UK passport when I go in/out of Schengen*, as well as other things.

* I do this several times a week, so it's very handy.

Space exploitation vs space exploration: Humanity has much to learn from the Voyager probes

Keep on running

He's looking forward to one more trip to the US to celebrate Voyager's 50th anniversary. "When Voyager's 50th birthday comes up, I think I'd like to be back in JPL," he tells us.

Will the Voyagers still be running? Perhaps.

The Voyager probes were launched in the same year in which I was born, so it's like we're having a competition to see which of us lasts longest. Don't fancy my chances to be honest.

AI-driven booze bouncers can ID you with face scan

Re: Brave New World

Is that online anywhere where we could read it, Mike?

Wait, hold on, everyone – Mozilla thinks Apple, Google, Microsoft should play fair

Re: What “market share”?

I don't think we should be venturing as far as more complicated arguments just yet.

Apple's on-device gen AI for the iPhone should surprise no-one. The way it does it might

Re: Alibi

I feel like there's something in your proposal that I'm missing. I'm going to need more explanation.

Au contraire, I'd suggest that the proposal as it stands mentions "AI" enough to attract plenty of investors.

What Microsoft's latest email breach says about this IT security heavyweight

Re: "Microsoft makes a good operating system"

When they roll out new functionality (that nobody asked for) Teams really does have vibes of "lone developer working in their bedroom". Except an actual lone developer would probably take more care over the product.

Travel app Kayak offers Boeing 737 Max 9 filter after that door plug drama

Re: When a company

That cockpit window was featured in an episode of Cautionary Tales. Interesting podcast series, worth subscribing.

How artists can poison their pics with deadly Nightshade to deter AI scrapers

Me: AI, draw me a cow

AI: HTTP 418

Working from home never looked better: Leopard stalks around Infosys and TCS campuses

Planning permission

That locked filing cabinet in that basement with a sign saying "beware of the leopard" isn't looking so daft now, is it?

New year, new bug – rivalry between devs led to a deep-code disaster

Is that icon you, getting your jacket?

Microsoft Forms feature request still not sorted after SEVEN years

Re: Don't rush them!

Writing that joke must have taken hours

The 15-inch MacBook Air just nails it

Re: Cost as reviewed?

Came to say just this. My colleague at work has an M1 14" MacBook Pro and when I have my personal* M2 13" MacBook Air on the desk near it, the difference in size is quite stark.

* My current work machine is an old Intel 16" MacBook Pro from 2019 which I refer to as the 'desk warmer'.

Scribbling limits in free version of Evernote set to test users' patience

Re: $130 per year?

I'd imagine those exciting plans for next year include "simplifying" the tariffs (i.e. making it more expensive)

Meta's ad-free scheme dares you to buy your privacy back, one euro at a time

Forward this to all your friends!

Groan, I can already imagine the dumb forwarded posts, about how "Facebook are going to start charging for your account" and probably also mentioning Bill Gates for some reason.

Apple lifts the sheet on a trio of 'scary fast' M3 SoCs built on a 3nm process

Re: Or for less money ...

That's funny, I almost spat my morning cup of potato all over my keyboard

Sorry Pat, but it's looking like Arm PCs are inevitable

Re: Strategy

Can't it be both?

NASA to equip International Space Station with frikkin lasers (for comms)

How big?

This optical module is described as being the size of a microwave

So somewhere between 1mm and 30cm? Not very precise.

Lost your luggage? That's nothing – we just lost your whole flight!

My punishment? U had to buy cakes for the whoe office!

I like that punishment! One place I worked had a "Broken Build Biscuits" rule; if you committed code that broke the master build then you had to buy a pack of Maryland cookies for the team.

Ssshhh

as a database admin with a certain unspecified national airline

Wow that's quite some level of secrecy. But I bet if he nosed around the database a bit more, he could have discovered which company it was.

OpenAI's DALL·E 3 teams up with ChatGPT to turn brainfarts into art

Re: Apropos Dall-E

Which suggests it picks up "yellow", "blue", "jacket", "car.", and possibly "man". But doesn't know what any of those words actually mean or how to link them.

Could be worse, it could be picking up "person", "woman", "man", "camera", "tv" and nobody knows what it means.

Lightning struck: Apple switches to USB-C for iPhone 15 lineup

Re: milking the lightning cable royalties

Ah yes. All hail apple...

There's "all hail Apple" and there's "all hait Apple", and the truth lies somewhere between.

Dutch consumer groups sue Google over its entire business model

Re: Illness

Aha but I found a way to keep one step ahead, by already searching for online medication, cryptocurrency investment advice, hot girls in my area and also I send money to random Nigerian princes as well just to be sure.