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This is your BIOS speaking. Please fix me. Your PC is broken

Robin

Re: Layout

Yeah like you say, even just a basic border would help here. Or have it at the foot of the article, where people expect it to be. I don't expect links to other related articles in the middle of the one I'm reading (the fact they're not even related, is another matter).

Robin

Layout

Would it be possible to change the More Context thing so it doesn't appear in the middle of a sentence please? Or at least change the appearance so it doesn't just look like a run-on sentence? It's pretty disruptive to the reading flow.

It's do or die for Apple AI

Robin

"Hey Siri, please proofread this comment before I post it"

Russian oligarch's financial network crashed thanks to a crank and a cleaner

Robin

Re: Alternative

Can't believe I got this far down the comments before seeing this reference.

Robin

Why would you blame the cleaners? Could they actually see what was happening as they lower that contraption? It hadn't happened before, had it?

Indeed. Some people are just angry and need an outlet for it. As confirmed by...

"But the cleaners found out I can swear fluently in three languages,"

So he's been swearing and they haven't understood, so he's kept going until he found a language they understood.

That mess left Nathan with another problem: who to blame?

I've worked in places where the focus is "who's fault is this" rather than "what can we improve for next time" and it wasn't pleasant.

6G: The next gen of wireless tech nobody's ready to pay for

Robin

Re: Why bother with 6G if mobile phone carriers are still struggling with 1G?

Exactly. At this point it's a dick-waving exercise for the mobile companies in order to sell contracts on new handsets.

It kind of felt like we were getting somewhere with 4G, where if they'd kept improving things it would have been good. e.g. I was on a moving train in Germany and did a speed test, which showed 100 meg. But then bam, along comes 5G and now a lot of the time my phone flicks between 5G and EDGE. At this point EDGE = No Signal and as mentioned elsewhere there have been plenty of occasions where I have full 5G signal yet nothing loads. I've seen 950 meg speeds over 5G which is great, but if 90% of the time it's just shit then what's the point?

Marketing demanded IT add website feature that was already working

Robin

Re: BTW

It is, but my "Friday workflow" for El Reg was to look at the home page for interesting articles and Cmd+Click them into new tabs, as well as looking for the "On Call" tag and clicking that into a new tab as well. Then read and close them one by one.

This new On Call category is all well and good and is "only a click" but there are so many UIs which have recently changed to add things behind "only a click", it's frustrating.

Google Cloud suspended major customer Railway.com without cause, causing outage

Robin

Re: In-house

Roadhouse!

On-call techie decided job was done and hit the bottle – just before his pager went off

Robin

Re: Words that strike terror in the heart of anyone oncall

One place I worked, we always had what we christened "the 4pm emergency". Every day, someone elsewhere in the business would find something that of course absolutely had to be solved there and then. Half the time it wasn't even a tech problem.

NHS England confirms: Palantir staff can access patient data

Robin

Re: The Vatican confirms:

The Pope has gone to take a shit in the woods, then after that he'll confirm whether or not the bears are catholic.

Man jailed for packing printer with something more expensive than toner: Cocaine

Robin

Something something line printer something something

HP stuffed a PC into a keyboard. We took it for a spin

Robin

Master Compact

This reminded me of the BBC Master Compact and I couldn't resist a good scratch of the nostalgia itch reading about it.

Task Manager's CPU meter is an obituary for the recent past, says the engineer who built it

Robin

Re: Plummer for the wins

Interesting reading, I didn't know about this.

Work experience kids messed with manager's PC to send him to Ctrl-Alt-Del hell

Robin

Re: That'll learn yer!

UNsent? Amateurs.

If Microsoft made a car... what would it be?

Robin

We took delivery of a new fridge the other day, after the old one died. New fridge has WiFi connectivity. I have given clear instructions that fridge will never be connected to WiFi.

Workday CEO Carl Eschenbach clocks out amid job cuts and market jitters

Robin

Re: Oh dear

I always enjoy hearing terms like "headcount" from C-level execs. Makes me feel really special.

BBC bumps telly tax to £180 as Netflix lurks with cheaper tiers

Robin

> I think Reach PLC is doing a pretty good job of destroying all other local news outlets, without any need for help from the BBC

Indeed. The idea that these unusable sites littered with ads would somehow improve if the BBC disappeared, is pretty laughable.

Robin

I wonder if this is part of the broader argument along the lines of "I don't have kids so why should I pay for schools?" Some people's view that they should only pay for exactly what they use is so entrenched that it's difficult to even have that conversation. The schools argument you can kind of see, but what about fire? Police? Street lights? Where does it end?

Over the weekend I saw a discussion about a glimpse into what a post-licence fee world would look like, in the form of adverts running during the Six Nations rugby coverage on ITV (as in, during the actual period of play). It's not hard to imagine that getting worse, without ad-free coverage from the BBC to compare against.

I do believe there should be some kind of national broadcaster in each country, but I also agree the system isn't perfect like it is.

Techie's one ring brought darkness by shorting a server

Robin

Lesson learned

"But I too learned my lesson," he admitted.

Sounds like the lesson here is that one can just blag it, and probably something else will come along to cover your tracks. The dead cat effect if you like.

Microsoft research shows chatbots seeping into everyday life

Robin

Re: Joint venture

In this film perhaps it could take control of some mortgage lending system and it all goes hilariously wrong by lending to the wrong people. And it could be called Craptimus Sub-Prime

Dev's last-day-of-contract code helped to crash app used by 350,000 people

Robin

Re: Reading between the lines ...

"Would" not "should".

Coulda woulda shoulda

'Vibe coding' named Word of the Year. Developers everywhere faceplant

Robin

Re: The Fast Show

> Anyone remember Prof. Denzil Dexter?

"We heated this beaker of bear's urine to 37 degrees..."

Google imagines out of this world AI - running on orbital datacenters

Robin

Future Un-Proofing

That's right, let's put all the AI where we can't easily go and switch it off.

Boris Johnson confesses: He's fallen for ChatGPT

Robin

Re: Question

They get recycled into Brown Envelopes which of course get passed back to Politicians, and thus the circle is complete.

Google unveils master plan for letting AI shop on your behalf

Robin

Re: The banks always say

I prefer automated ATM machines personally.

Robin

Linus has had enough of links that point to 'stupid useless garbage'

Robin

Preach!

I enjoyed this gem right at the end

Can we please stop this automated idiocy?

This could be shared much further and wider.

Two wrongs don’t make a copyright

Robin

The change to abusive advertising happened back in around 2000/2001. Ads before that were static images or maybe animated gifs at a push. They sat there in the top right corner or down the left hand side, and that was it. Then came the popups. And ones that expanded to fill the screen. And popunders. That was the point at which the advertisers made their collective bed, and why today they can go and fucking lie in it.

The advertising manager in the company where I worked was quite dismissive when we warned him that ad blockers were a thing and would get more popular. 6 months later he was begging us to find ways around the blockers and so the war was on. And yes I washed my hands with wire wool and bleach every evening.

German team warns ChatGPT is changing how you talk

Robin

Re: German Team Warns ...

Hey aManFromMars, are you posting anonymously now?

Meta reveals plan for several multi-gigawatt datacenter clusters

Robin

Units?

I don't really have a concept for how large Manhattan is, so for anyone else also struggling ... it's roughly 2.8 milliWales (give or take a milliNewport / milliCasnewydd).

Microsoft Copilot joins ChatGPT at the feet of the mighty Atari 2600 Video Chess

Robin

I just tried your query against ChatGPT to make an image of a chess opening board, it's hilarious. It's 8x7, with squares labelled A-H across the bottom but on the left and right sides it's got numbers 5,2,4,5,6,7 and blank. The pieces look weird, like the knights are mixed with rooks. And it seems like white has 2 queens whilst black has 2 kings.

One stupid keystroke exposed sysadmin to inappropriate information he could not unsee

Robin

Re: Too much information

One team I was in charge of used to get pestered by the "can't be arsed" type of people you describe.

So I implemented an unofficial rule whereby the team would wait an hour before replying to any query which was obviously of that nature. During that hour, most of the people would realise that actually they did know how to do the thing themselves after all, leaving us to concentrate on the work which did genuinely need our help.

Thus our efficiency improved as a result. I would like to say it also educated the "can't be arsed" people, but it's more like it forced them into doing stuff they should have already been doing anyway.

BT unplugs plans to turn old cabinets into EV chargepoints

Robin

Re: Yes but no but ….

Had to Google what "BFE" meant and was ... surprised

Dude, you got a Dell, period! RIP XPS, Inspiron, Latitude, Precision

Robin

Re: I'll care about anything Dell does...

Is it the XPS that has the webcam where the hinge is? Sometimes I'm on a call with someone and I can more or less see straight up their nose and when they type, all I see is giant fingers clicking away.

Telemetry data from 800K VW Group EVs exposed online

Robin

Dw i ddim yn caru Cariad

As a Welshman I feel culturally misappropriated that they use the name Cariad for this data slurping and leaking. Still, at least the wooden spoon is going to the right place /s

Raspberry Pi 500 and monitor arrive in time for Christmas

Robin

Re: Keyboard layout

More confusion arrises with Twitter/X, where people are happy to use # to "hash-tag"...

Do you mean a poundtag?

Windows 95 setup was three programs in a trench coat, Microsoft vet reveals

Robin

Re: Meh!

Although my first programming steps were on the BBC Micro, the Gorillas.bas era was when I truly got the taste for hacking away at some code to achieve some feature like making the banana explosions bigger, and then fixing it when I broke it. Happy days!

You can relive the experience here:

https://playclassic.games/games/action-dos-games-online/qbasic-gorillas/

Tardigrade genes may hold secret to radiation treatments for humans

Robin

Re: The answer is obvious, innit?

Something something Custardigrade?

Smart TVs are spying on everyone

Robin

Re: Content surfing

... and do something less boring instead.

Crack coder wasn't allowed to meet clients due to his other talent: Blisteringly inappropriate insults

Robin

Re: Boat?

HMS Ark Royal?

Don't think I've got the idea of this game

Firefox 130 lands with a yawn, but 131 beta teases a long-awaited feature

Robin

Re: Nice curves

"It's an older standard, but it checks out"

Google trains a GenAI model to simulate Doom's game engine in real-ish time

Robin

Pronunciation

> Dubbed GameNGen, pronounced "game engine,"

If you have to tell people how to pronounce the name, you should probably have thought of a different name. Although I guess that guidance is because "NGen" sounds nothing like "engine" with UK pronunciation? (At least to my inner voice)

A last look at the Living Computers museum before collection heads to auction

Robin

But...... if you have it printed on .... paper...... you'd still be able to read it. You know, that flat stuff pounded from trees that goes back before grandad soiled his first nappy.

That's a useful definition of what paper is, thanks.

Not having things on paper until it's too late is easily done. The 22-year old version of me for example, when handing in my completed dissertation, didn't consider it worthy spending another £X on printing it out, when there was beer to drink and shopping to buy. Sad but true. I would probably have justified it to myself using the excuse that I had it on 3.5" disk anyway, so could do it another time. That other time never came and there it still sits, on the disk. So I completely sympathise with the "stuck on 9-track tape" commenter above.

Microsoft sends Windows Control Panel to tech graveyard

Robin

Re: Is this article missing something a tag

> and more to the point, what moron signed it off?

I find myself asking that question more and more, lately.

Benign bug in iOS and iPadOS crashes gizmos with just four characters

Robin

Re: Fuzz testing

I've only ever got as far as the second test, but it never succeeds. I keep re-running the test from time to time, though...

Group of 91 nations agree to continue not taxing cross-border data movement – for now

Robin

Happening already?

In much the same way as the some % of your money goes to the government, you could argue that there's already some % of data transferred that's already being siphoned off to various governments via the snooping mechanisms /s

Forget security – Google's reCAPTCHA v2 is exploiting users for profit

Robin

Re: FSCK to the entire company

How about we FUCK the entire company and stop censoring ourselves?

If you want to avoid swear words then expand your vocabulary.

Yeah, fuck cen***ship!

Facebook prank sent techie straight to Excel hell

Robin

Re: In our office it was Quake

We got given the thumbs up to play Unreal Tournament at lunchtime, which was great. Although I often wondered what non-IT employees thought when they walked past our department at lunchtimes to see us all staring intently at our screens in silence, only for one of us to suddenly exclaim "you bastard!" after being shot by a camped sniper.

Labour wins race to lead UK, but few would envy the load in its tech in-tray

Robin

Re: ... but being some part of the single market ...

I'm all for PR, but it has to be done right and supported.

They tried[1] this with "Alternative Vote" referendum in 2011. As I recall, the benefits of an alternative to FPTP were not well promoted at all, and voter turnout was pretty low so we just ended up with the same system. In fact in the intervening years it's cropped up in conversation now and again, and several people didn't even know it happened.

[1] I say they tried; it was massively in their interests for it not to change.

An arc welder in the datacenter: What could possibly go wrong?

Robin

Re: Let's start a fight with the Welders

I mean, that was clearly a joke about the second person who made the mess, assuming it was easy.

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