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Humongous 52-inch Dell monitor will make you feel like king of the internet with four screens in one

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Re: Nah, I'll take the bezels

This is my point, if indirectly made; the target market for these is the BoFH's boss (or, more likely, his director). I was under the impression that The Register was a tech news site, not a management magazine. These are people who are likely to skim-read articles here at best, not those who are after technical content. This review is clearly a puff-piece aimed at this class, though. I feel it may be missing its audience, but then again, this is based on my understanding of who reads El Reg, and the demographics may have changed over the last couple of decades.

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Re: Nah, I'll take the bezels

"You sound very angry" is a nice piece of projection; I'm merely suggesting that one of these things, costing as much as a very decent high-end gaming PC, doesn't have much of a bleeding edge over a pair of cheapo monitors that were first manufactured in 2020, and that the article is somewhat gushing over them, in the style of an advertorial, on a site that one might reasonably expect to have readers with a bit more technical nous than that.

I'll whistle through your points; please know that this isn't supposed to be an angry rant, or rebuttal in any way. You honestly would know if I'm angry, because my writing would be peppered with far more naughty words.

Of course this thing has an edge on a pair of cheap monitors bought three years ago; my point really is that it doesn't have much of an edge, and certainly not one that earns the eye-watering price.

Yes, I am apparently a desktop user; I also use a work laptop. It's plugged into a little Belkin hub that in turn is plugged into those two 4K monitors. The cable that does this (and also powers the laptop) has a Thunderbolt one. I get that this monitor has some of the functionality of a docking station, meaning in most cases, you wouldn't need to have that, and you'd free up some desk space and remove some of the tangle of power cables, but it's really not that much of an inconvenience to have to plug my work laptop into the thunderbolt cable that is plugged into that, rather than directly into a monitor, and, again, incorporating a whizzy hub into a monitor does not, in my eyes, justify the exorbitant price tag.

I do agree with you here, too, about the point that 120Hz does not justify the price, and that it is a luxury good; there's not much more to be said here, we seem to be arguing the same point.

My point about 20Hz was a dramatic exaggeration; of course there is a visual difference between 30Hz and 60Hz, however if you take someone who has always used a low refresh rate, they will only notice that scrolling is "jerky" once introduced to a higher refresh rate. As you say, higher refresh rates are nice, but not necessary; they really are only noticeable to any real degree in gaming, with fast-moving graphics, for example, when turning rapidly in a FPS game. I would be genuinely surprised if there are any monitors out there on the market today that didn't offer 60Hz refresh rates though. 60Hz is pretty close to the limit of human vision in most cases (peripheral vision has higher sensitivity, up to maybe 200Hz). Again, if my monitors offered 120Hz, at the price I paid for them, I'd be very happy, but I'd not actually be prepared to pay a significant extra premium for it; probably £50 tops? I suspect that in the coming years, the standard will be pushed up, especially since the economics of manufacture strongly suggest that the underlying panels used in monitors are capable, and it is the control electronics that limit the refresh rate. The limiting factor for most people is more likely to be the frame rate their graphics card can push out, especially at 4K, unless you are willing to drop a couple of grand (or more, with the current "AI" boom pushing up memory prices) on a top-end card.

I think you hit the nail on the head with what the "killer feature" is; it's a top-end 6K monitor. However, at this price, it doesn't actually have all the bells and whistles. All the bells and whistles would include DisplayPort 2.1 (not 1.4), a higher PPI dot-pitch, 240Hz refresh (or at least 144Hz, as found in a lot of gaming monitors), and, to pick nits, 8K resolution.

I'll agree with you about the bezels; even "bezel-less" monitors have a millimetre or two around the edge where they have to meet, and the perfectionist in me is always fiddling with my monitor alignment to make sure they sit right nest to each other. It would be nice to do away with it. However, in day-to-day use, I simply do not see it. Part of this comes down to the field of human vision; for all practical intents and purposes, you find yourself looking at one monitor or the other at one time, exactly what this monitor emulates with its split-screen. The 5° viewing angle of the central vision fo the human eye comes into play. In use, unless you are looking at the edge of the screen, your brain won't even see the bezel.

Apart from my NAS, my home is fully wireless as well. My workplace network isn't.

This is interesting, because I have pretty much the opposite situation. My workplace (when I have to visit the office, which is very rare these days) is 100% wireless. My work laptop is wireless. My home PC is connected to the access point via a patch cable, because it offers marginally lower latency, more bandwidth, and less potential interference from neighbours' wi-fi. The pi-400 that runs the NAS and pi-hole is wired too, because I want the shortest and most reliable route between the thing providing the DHCP leases, and the thing providing the DNS service. Other devices are wireless, although I'm considering plugging the networked printer in because my wife always has issues printing to it wirelessly. To be fair, I can see where the network hub on this monitor might be useful when using this monitor as a laptop dock, if the office in which it is located still has miles of CAT5 in the walls. Again, though, it's very much a "bosses computer," which in my experience, means it will be sat on his desk, unused, while he is in "important" meetings elsewhere. My experience of that sort of manager, and the latest toys, is that, in a fair number of cases, they never even get taken out of their box. I'm left thinking of the two first-gen Raspberry Pis that a former director obtained the moment they went on sale, which stayed in his desk drawer for their entire lifetime.

Now, your last point is an interesting one. If someone offered me one of these over my two, let's face it, midrange monitors, would I choose it? In all honesty? No. The reasons for this are simple; the things this does better than my monitors, I really won't feel the benefit of. 120Hz would be nice for gaming, but that is far outweighed by the fact that this thing is too big to be practical for my purposes. To take the whole screen in at once, I'd have to be sat a few feet further back from my desk, at which point, the fact that it has 6K resolution is entirely moot. As it is, I have to get pretty close to my pair of 4K monitors to see the individual pixels; these are useful when doing close-up work, and it's nice for gaming to have pixels smaller than I can see, for the effect of smoothness, but I have already hit this limit. As my eyes get older, it's going to matter even less. For practical day-to-day use, two 27" monitors side-by-side is the sweet spot. Being a normal human, with normal human eyes, I can look at exactly one of them at a time; as mentioned, the fovea in the human eye has a range of vision of only 5°, and everything outside of that might as well be a child's drawing made in crayon, because your brain is frantically filling in the made-up details to give you the illusion of a wide field of accurate vision. What purpose, then, would having a bigger monitor serve, for me personally? Technically, none whatsoever; the actual purpose of these is, as far as I can ascertain, "showing off". I'm really not interested in that sort of willy-waving (which, incidentally, is also why I happen to think people who drive Porsches are wankers, but if they leave me alone, I'll leave them alone).

There's a curious disparity here, between what people think is "better" and what is actually better for them. In my case, the most practical set-up is the one I already have, at a sensible price-point; what others may deem to be "better" here would actually be, functionally, inferior for my use cases. This is the thing, though; these are my use cases, yours may differ. I reckon, though, that if you did opt for one of these over two smaller, and in my eyes, more practical, screens, you might actually regret it. I just happen to think that the only real use case for a massive 6K screen like this is as a Veblen good, and it is my informed opinion that Veblen goods are for suckers. That's just my opinion, though. Bear in mind that nobody's epitaph ever read, "he had a Porsche and fucking big monitor that he never turned on, while his wife was bonking the milkman," and in two years time, there will be an 8K version of this, or one with a higher refresh rate, and the bloke who bought this one will be seething.

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Re: Nah, I'll take the bezels

Addendum: I fished out the invoice for these monitors, bought for £220 a piece in 2023, it's this model. It seems like LG are currently selling a similar model for £150, so two of those together will cost you about 1/8th the price of this Dell monstrosity.

If you've got £2,500 to spend on a monitor, I'm sure you can find plenty of nicer ones than the Dell, as well, for instance this one, which whilst not having quite as many pixels as the Dell, has DisplayPort 2.1, a much higher refresh rate, and leaves you with £500 in your pocket. Google is available if you feel the need to go looking at others.

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Jeebus, that's more than my entire gaming PC's maximum draw under high load!

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Re: Nah, I'll take the bezels

[ This Dell vs unnamed LG monitors ]

Apart from Dell being 10-bit display, much higher resolution, more inputs, likely better picture, Thunderbolt 4, 140W Power Delivery, 120Hz display refresh, 2.5Gbit LAN, Variable Refresh Rate, 7x USB A+C - 10Gbit ports, built-in speakers (of debatable quality I'm sure), and a sleek package...

Okay, so the "unnamed LG monitors" are reported by Windows as "LG HDR 4K", I'm not going to start digging around behind them to find the model number, but a quick google search shows similar 27" models available for between £200-£300. These are also 10-bit (being HDR capable), and, as pointed out in my post above, less than the resolution of two relatively cheap 4K monitors put together, is not "much higher resolution".

"More inputs" is pretty moot, do you need more than three inputs per monitor? My guess is that people who buy these are unlikely to use more than two.

"Likely better picture" is subjective, but given that they have bigger pixels, and the panels are made by LG, I think you'd have to back that up with some actual facts, because I can counter that with "likely worse picture" with the fact that they have a lower PPI. Facts not opinions, please.

As for Thunderbolt, power delivery, LAN, etc., these are not things that really belong in a monitor. If I need a charger, I'll plug the device into a charger, rather than reaching underneath or behind my monitor to find a hidden charging port. These sound like "value added features" used simply to bump up the price, and none of them justifies the high price.

Moving on to the refresh rate; well, yes a 120Hz rate is higher than the 60Hz my monitors can manage. Again, though, I don't think 120Hz justifies the price, and since nobody in their right mind would be using these for gaming (the only real use case for high refresh rates), 120Hz is really quite unnecessary, not to mention that gamers who care about high refresh rates, laying this much out on a monitor will want 240Hz. The average user is going to be a manager who uses them for Excel. A refresh rate of anything over 20Hz is going to be unnoticeable. As for variable refresh rates, yes my cheap monitors can do this too, and I'm not talking about being able to select different fixed refresh rates, but the ability, reported by Windows, to use a variable rate, which I have switched off, because guess what: I have a graphics card that has no trouble putting out 60 FPS at 4K, so it's useless.

So really, what are the "killer features" here? 6K resolution? The ability to set it up as some sort of fancy split screen? A built-in charging hub and network switch (when pretty much every networked device on the planet now has wi-fi, neatly rendering it instantly redundant for 99% of users)? Built-in speakers that are likely to sound like someone farting into a shoebox? The "Dell" name, which many people will associate with cheap commodity work laptops?

You should consider LG's new 32" 6K display with 208 PPI. Makes your current monitors obsolete.

Why? My desk has space for two 27" 4K monitors side-by-side, one bigger 6K display would be less usable, for a whole number of reasons (field of view, usability for gaming, ability to have two screens with different things open on each, or connected to different inputs, etc. etc.). Also one 6K display would be fewer pixels than two 4K displays, so it would be a downgrade, wouldn't it?

If LG makes the panel, why doesn't LG also sell 52" 6K displays?

This is a good question. Let's assume that Dell has commissioned LG to manufacture the panels for this monitor; it's a fair assumption, as LG manufacture the panels for a number of vendors, and Dell are very unlikley to have their own factory for producing their own. Dell will have identified a market for these monitors, and, at the price point they are selling them, it's probably a small niche market. They will have determined, however, that they can sell enough of them to turn a profit. LG's market, however, is not Dell's market, and going into direct competition in a niche market that would already be saturated with this one product doesn't sound like a sensible business plan to me. Not to mention that Dell's manufacturing agreement with LG is almost certainly going to include a clause that LG do not offer their own competing product to the same market.

LG can make far more money manufacturing its own commodity panels at a size and resolution that people actually want, so they can sell a large number of them, and turn a decent profit making and selling them. Pile 'em high, sell 'em cheap.

Dell must have done their market research and determined that there are people out there who will buy these. My guess is that it will be managers purchasing them as a Veblen good, in a "look at my massive monitor compared to my underlings on their tiny 720p monitors" kind of way. To be honest, these are the kind of people that I would cross the road to avoid, but Dell have clearly taken the decision to lighten their wallets for them. Good on Dell.

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Re: Dell UltraSharp 52 is Curved

I'd dispute that Samsung monitors are that decent. I have had a couple in the past that failed after 5-6 years.

Edit - by the way, guess who manufactures Samsung's OLED panels?

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Re: Nah, I'll take the bezels

Exactly.

Their "6144 x 2560" pixel monitor provides a total of 15,728,640 pixels, for an eye-watering $2,899 (around £2,500 give or take).

Meanwhile, my two 24" 4K LG monitors that cost about £300 each have a total of 16,588,800 pixels, have the same footprint, and have three inputs each (2 HDMI and one Displayport), which makes them a doddle to use interchangeably for my work laptop, home PC, and RP-400 that is sat behind them running as a Pi-hole and file-server.

This thing also has a lower pixel density, at 129 PPI, compared to the LG's 186 PPI; simply calling it "ultrasharp" doesn't cut the mustard, and sounds like pure marketing guff.

This thing really doesn't sound exceptional in any way, simply for not having a bezel. A screen of that size would be better off as a curved panel too. (edit - I see from comments below, that this is actually a curved panel; two flat panels at an angle are still fine for me, thanks, given that, at viewing distance, each one pretty much fills your field of vision.)

All in all, this article reads more like a promotional marketing piece than a serious tech review.

Oh, and to top it off, who manufactures the panels for Dell? You guessed it: LG.

BOFH: The Christmas spirit has run dry – time to show some chiller instinct

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Re: 44 gallon drums

Don't drag us Brits into this, nobody here measures anything in inches any more, for any serious purpose, as far as I am aware, except possibly measuring the height of people, but most people do that in centimetres now.

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Re: 44 gallon drums

Google tells me that Pinga is a brand of Cachaça, made from sugarcane, you should try Aguardente de Medronho, which is widely available (not entirely legally) from roadside vendors in Portugal.

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Re: Hot Cross Buns Here

Also, they have a history of making political donations to causes that are against my (and most people's) interests, so they don't get my business unless I absolutely cannot avoid it.

AI-authored code contains worse bugs than software crafted by humans

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Re: a project which was written by a poor programmer using Copilot

It's closer to "I saw lots of reports of self-driving cars having accidents, so I'm going to stick to driving myself."

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Re: So I'm not a programmer

This is actually one of the very few cases where "AI" does a reasonably good job. Ask it to take those 6,000 lines of spaghetti code, written in an obsolete language, and summarise its purpose and function. Don't take everything it says as absolute truth, but it can massively reduce the mental load of comprehending such ancient messes. This can allow you to design the rewrite without missing important cases that are hidden in the complexity of the code, but at the same time, without having to spend time eliminating all those elaborate null-ops that have evolved from changing requirements over time.

The pertinent point here, is that LLMs are a tool; they aren't intelligent, don't have agency, and thinking that they know or comprehend anything is a category error. However, they are pretty good at pattern analysis; the mistake people are making is using them for pattern generation, and not realising that when running in this mode, they are producing patterns that look correct, not patterns that are correct.

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Re: I've said it once

The code is correct, if it passes the unit tests. You did write the unit tests, right? Right? ... Right?

If a new class of flaw is found, tests for it get added to the test suite. You weren't about to go and read through your entire code base and mentally parse every line to find those flaws, were you? Or were you just going to "wing it"?

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Re: until some fwit removes comments to "save spacce"

Knowing when, and what to put, in comments is a fine art.

Where I work, we used to have a strict rule that every code change should be commented with date, and programmer's initials. This leads, inevitably, to old code that contains a slew of comments (sometimes more comments than code) that add no explanation, or context, to the code you are trying to read and understand. Sometimes, those comments might include an explanation of what has changed, as well; not necessarily sequentially, if different bits are changed at different times, so you are left reading comments all over the place to try to determine the code's history. This is what commit comments in source control are for, not code comments. The history is in git, not in the source file; that is the current version, which does what it does now.

I now remove this sort of comment whenever I see them. They add no meaning or context to the code, and I really have very little interest in which programmer made a change 15 year ago, if I can even remember who they were, from their initials. Nobody else does, either.

Explanatory comments are another thing, but, again, are best used in moderation. Well written code should be self-documenting to a certain degree. Method names that reflect what they do, and sensible variable names, are just as important as comments, and duplicating what these already tell us does nothing to make the code more readable or easier to understand, it just adds bloat. Property header comments that say "Gets or sets the value of Forename." above a Forename property with a standard getter and setter serve no purpose whatsoever.

Where comments are important, and often invaluable, is where the purpose or function of a piece of code is non-obvious, or where there is a particular gotcha, or workaround, that a future programmer would benefit from knowing about. Documentation for the purpose and usage of parameters, so that IntelliSense can show these to another programmer when writing consuming code are also useful, if these are non-obvious (it's always better to give those parameters a clear and meaningful name where possible).

By far the very best use for a comment, though, is for ranting, joking, making pop-culture references (the more out-of-date, the better), and insulting those co-workers who deserve it, but will never read them (and done in such a way that you can't get in trouble). Oh, and no matter how much you might want to, never use "rude words", you never know who is going to come along and search for them later, and then feign offence, in order to fluff their own ego.

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Re: I've said it once

Write the comments first, then write the unit tests, then write the code.

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Re: Vibe study

The best one I saw yesterday, was "promptstitute"

Browser 'privacy' extensions have eye on your AI, log all your chats

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Re: Anyone surprised?

...and yet, other browsers, for example Firefox, are also free, and more secure. Note that FF doesn't have its own issues, but they are relatively minor compared to the data-theft tornado that is anything produced by Google Alphabet, or Microsoft.

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"I am the Luh"

Apple blocks dev from all accounts after he tries to redeem bad gift card

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Re: Cloud services are not a backup.

When I realised my PC was saving things to "OneDrive" rather than the documents folder in the user's folder, I made a deliberate choice to remove and disable it from my PC. It's one thing to have a backup, and quite another for it to surreptitiously decide to be the only copy of your documents. As it is, important things are backed up on a separate drive on my PC, and also onto an external one, networked via a Raspberry Pi. In the event of a hardware failure, or loss (and potential loss of whatever Microsoft ID is tied to "OneDrive"), I can restore from those much more easily. Arguably, I should probably have an "off-site" backup as well, in case of fire, but I don't trust Microsoft to be the guardian of that, thank you very much. Apple, I have never trusted one jot, and therefore I don't own any of their gear anyway.

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In Apple's eyes...

Even the most productive members of its "ecosystem" are still digital serfs. Admittedly, other tech giants are equally eager to entrap you in serfdom, but as ever, caveat emptor, and never rely on the goodwill of corporate behemoths, which have become so purely by demonstrating an extreme lack of goodwill.

Once more for those at the back: nobody ever got rich by being nice, and that includes corporate entities.

So, yes. This whole story appears to be yet another case of unregulated capitalism working as designed. The only point really worthy of discussion is what regulation should be put in place to limit this sort of predatory behaviour.

The future of long-term data storage is clear and will last 14 billion years

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I think what I would probably do there, is hook up a cassette player (still easily available) to an audio input on a sound card, and then record the waveform off the cassette. From there, it's just a matter of software, since tapes just stored data in an audio waveform. If there's not something available already to convert the modulated wave to binary data, I'm sure it wouldn't actually be that hard to write from scratch, or even get one of those "AI" LLMs to do it for you; it's one of the few jobs it could probably manage without screwing it up to badly. A 5.25" disk might be harder to manage, you might have to build a drive from scavenged parts if you couldn't find a working one, although we're talking about 40-year-old technology here, an IDE hard disk, I'd just plug into the USB adapter I have in a drawer next to me, assuming the platters hadn't seized; if they had, then there are (very expensive) data recovery outfits that could read the data off the platters using a SEM or similar device. The thing is, the information about how these devices store(d) data still exists, and is no doubt readily available, so if the data is important enough, you could always rebuild the devices needed to read them. More difficult is retrieving data that is stored in proprietary or encrypted formats for which the information is not publicly available.

User insisted their screen was blank, until admitting it wasn't

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Good to see I'm not the only one who wonders how useful "blazing fast Wi-Fi" is, when the ADSL link to the exchange is 3 miles long, with the last 10m being made of bell wire, and which only gets 6MBps, and only then if it isn't raining.

BOFH: If another meeting is scheduled, someone is going to have a scheduled accident

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Nice foreshadowing

In this case, the shadow being cast against the server room wall by flickering blue arclight. Can I smell grilled pork?

Rocket Lab ready to send a Hungry Hippo into space

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Re: Lot of wasted energy there...

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so unless something leaves the craft unexpectedly, the net change in inertia should be zero...

If you can find a way for this to not be the case, congratulations, you have invented the massless reaction drive, and you are now the richest man on Earth. See also: the Em-Drive, and why it's a load of old bollocks.

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Re: You Only Live Twice

Doo-doo-doo dooo-dooooh, do-do-do-do doo-doo-doooh!

Enjoy the ear-worm, Mr Bond.

Micron ditches consumer memory brand Crucial to chase AI riches

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Re: Whoopee.

We can all enjoy watching it happen in the Metaverse on our 3D TVs, right?

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Re: Whoopee.

Bubbles inevitably burst. I get the sense that the "AI" bubble doesn't have long left, given that most of the use cases seem to be pretty illusory when you look at them closely.

Tech companies have invested heavily in the "free sample" model, but are going to have to start charging soon, and people just aren't going to pay to get ChatGPT to summarise emails for them, or for Bing image generator to come up with yet another variation on "Man of Pider".

This isn't to say that it has zero uses, but the cost/benefit analysis doesn't weigh up for most of them. I used Copilot yesterday to generate a simple test harness for an API client I've been working on. It needed quite a lot of finessing just to get it to compile, and even then, the code is a mess, and likely full of inefficiencies and vulnerabilities (ironically, Copilot also pointed several of these out when I put in the PR on GitHub). Given that it's just something internal to assist our QA testing, because the suppliers of the actual API are dogshit to work with, this doesn't matter, but it neatly illustrates the limited usefulness of AI, even in the few cases where it is actually useful. It may have saved me half a day or so in dev time, but does this weigh up against the monthly cost my employer is paying for it? Will it continue to do so when the inevitable price hikes come along.

Meanwhile, I'll put off rebuilding my gaming PC with a new motherboard and RAM until prices come back down to a sensible level, in the firm knowledge that RAM prices have always gone up and down like a rollercoaster. The 5070ti I've got my eye on will no doubt be a few hundred quid cheaper in the new year anyway.

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Re: Damn.

I've been using Corsair for years, initially I didn't even realise the modules I'd bought were RGB, I got them because they were on offer. I did have one module out of a set of four fail some years ago, but they did honour their lifetime guarantee and replace the set, I just had to demonstrate that the module failed under memtest86. Other than that, they have been rock solid.

UK finally vows to look at 35-year-old Computer Misuse Act

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Re: "I personally do not understand why this is a problem for security researchers"

Really, the CMA needs redrafting so that it protects from the perspective of the citizen, not of business. As it is, I can be prosecuted if I gain unauthorised access to someone's server, but any number of random website operators are perfectly free to run scripts in my browser or try to plant tracking cookies on my machine, without gaining my permission, which they should be requesting from me in writing, not via a pop-up that renders their website otherwise unusable (at least until I open the debug window and start removing elements from the DOM)

UK digital ID plan gets a price tag at last – £1.8B

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FAIL

Re: "not everyone has a passport or wants a passport."

Far bloody fewer that you bloody think with your bloody far right talking bloody points and thinly bloody veiled bloody xenophobia. Bloody.

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How about, rather than attacking any of those who are in a bad enough situation to need to claim benefits to survive, including the actually vanishingly small number of fraudulent claimants, for whom the cost of detecting and prosecuting them usually outweighs the scale of their fraud, we go after the growing number of extremely wealthy individuals, who not only find ways to not pay their way, but who are actively sucking resources out of our economy? You know, the real scroungers who have never worked a minute in their lives, and who do it as such a scale that they literally live in buildings that it would be perfectly fair to refer to as palaces.

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Do you know what benefits one can get from self-assessing? The square root of fuck all.

Take your dangerous ignorance and replace it with some actual knowledge and intelligence. Until then, do us all the benefit of staying quiet, rather than spouting the sort of drivel the Daily Heil would be proud of (retraction next Wednesday in grey small print at the bottom of p47 underneath a full-page ad for incontinence pants).

BOFH: Forward-facing AI brand experience meets forward-facing combustion risk management

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It may be two floors below the office window, but somehow, Darryl managed to slip and fall from the cab of the crane doing building works on the office building next door.

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Re: Count on it

Careful, there might be some charge left in those fire extinguishers.

You are likely to be eaten by the MIT license: Microsoft frees Zork source

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Re: XYZZY

LLMs have the intelligence of a 2-month old toddler piece of cheese.

There, FTFY.

Linux admin hated downtime so much he schlepped a live UPS during office move

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Re: Smart, But Also Bloody Stupid

He'll be pine-ing for his uptime now it's gone

First stellar Coronal Mass Ejection detected beyond our Sun

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Only Duane Dibley, I should have thought.

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You say that, but are all M dwarfs rotating 20 times faster than Sol with a magnetic field 300 times stronger? I think those are probably the relevant parameters for the strength of CMEs, alongside having half the mass. Logically, the strength of CMEs would be a function of the strength of the magnetic field, and off the star's gravitational pull (so the mass); is the stronger field due to the faster spin, the lower mass, a different elemental composition (perhaps higher metal* content?), or some combination of these things?

All this really tells us is that we can detect whopping great big CMEs that take place 130 ly away, and the fact that astronomers have been looking for them for a while implies that ones of this magnitude, or the stars that produce them, are perhaps not that common.

*In astrophysics, any element other than hydrogen or helium is considered a "metal"; obviously, chemists have a different opinion on this; it's a great example of the balkanisation of science, where different disciplines diverge because they aren't talking to each other properly.

52-year-old data tape could contain only known copy of UNIX V4

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Re: Damn AI!!!

What aunt designed it to do that?

Tesla board wants to grant Musk $1T in stock, Norway wealth fund says nope

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Re: The boy who cried bullshit

He strikes me as the kind who'd summon a lackey, and then go on them. He's that deranged, as evidenced by his outspoken support for Yaxley-Lennon, the convicted mortgage fraudster and football thug.

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Re: On the Other Hand

Hey you, down there, tell us how those boots taste?

It's funny how someone always trots out the "jealousy" thought-terminating cliché. Oddly enough, most people aren't jealous of being given trillions of dollars; most people want enough to live comfortably, not enough to be so obscenely wealthy, that they could solve world hunger, but choose not to, because most people have a thing called a conscience. The thing is, once you have enough money to meet your immediate needs, buy some nice things for yourself, and assure your own comfort for the rest of your life, doing whatever you want to with no impediment, with a reasonable contingency set aside for disasters, money serves no further purpose save for preventing others from having it. Musk already has vastly more wealth than this. It's not jealousy to revile such injustice.

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Re: On the Other Hand

I seem to recall Musk's previous very generous pay packages being equally contingent upon "performance," but somehow him still managing to walk away with his pockets filled. It's almost as if such performance targets can be gamed, especially if the one whose payout depends on them is (or is closely linked to) the one in charge of setting and measuring them. Case in point: Musk's other companies suddenly buying up all those Cybertrucks when nobody wants to drive a skip on wheels that breaks when it goes through a car wash, and which meets so few safety standards it can't be sold in many places outside of the US.

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Re: Turdla Board of Dumb Rectums

The board members of Tesla are cut from the same cloth as Musk. Being around him, they'd long have known about his far right tendencies, and not cared one jot, probably because they all hold the same political views. The 'tler salute was just one more very obvious sign of Musk's political views, but to use a few well-worn adages, judge a man by the company he keeps, and when someone tells you who they are, believe them the first time. You'd have to be delusional to think that Musk's political stance is anything other than that which it obviously appears to be, and equally delusional to think that any of the Tesla board are so naïve as to not know full well what he is.

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Re: Hmmm "the world's largest such fund,"

Basically, yes. We have unregulated "free market" economics to blame, thanks to Thatcher and Reagan, whereby all the country's public assets have been systematically stripped (at knock-down prices to political funders), privatised, and turned into profit centres. It's why we have the most expensive energy, water, trains, postal service, etc., etc. with the lowest possible level of service, and why, despite the highest level of post-war taxation in history, we are poorer than ever, with the exception of very few incredibly, obscenely, rich individuals, most of whom take their money offshore to avoid taxation.

Somehow, though, people are still easily tricked into blaming the poorest and most vulnerable in society for all their ills, while ignoring the metaphorical (and in some cases literal) lords in their gilded mansions on the hill.

YouTube's AI moderator pulls Windows 11 workaround videos, calls them dangerous

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Re: Environmental damage

What an advert for your OS of choice you clearly are, using such an overwhelming argument like that. Perhaps you could translate it into l337 sp33k for us old-timers, so we can laugh at you for talking like a skiddie as well.

The merits of Linux vs Windows aside (and any sensible discussion would talk about both the benefits and drawbacks of both, and their applicability in different situations and circumstances), you are getting all those downvotes because the article wasn't in any way about Linux, but you tediously jumped in with a slew of comments about how Linux is better than Windows. You'd have got the same response if you'd decided to post about the benefits of vi over emacs, or the one true brace style, what with those topics being equally irrelevant and divisive. Nobody is interested in the axe you have to grind, take it elsewhere.

Hacking LED Halloween masks is frighteningly easy

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Re: Compromising Children's Halloween Masks?

The masks contain ear-worms. Amongst other things.

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Compromising Children's Halloween Masks?

What could possibly go wrong?

It's almost time, kids.

This is Doom, running headless, on Ubuntu Arm… on a satellite

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ISTR having a copy of that for the Amstrad CPC which came on a cover cassette with a copy of Amstrad Action. However, a quick search shows me that they never gave that one away, so perhaps I was playing a borrowed copy. Either way, seconds-per-frame was right; sometimes several.

Chatbots parrot Putin's propaganda about the illegal invasion of Ukraine

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"AI" spouts whatever bollocks is fed into it

The age-old idiom is GIGO: garbage in; garbage out.

So, we can add purposeful poisoning of "training" data to lack of result verification, wild hallucination, and bias amplification. Remind me again what the point in "AI" LLMs is? It seems too many people are still dazzled by the level of complexity of these models and have fallen foul of magical thinking; "I can't understand how it generates these results, so it must be intelligent". This isn't helped by the marketroids deciding to call it "AI" despite it being nothing of the sort.

A single DNS race condition brought Amazon's cloud empire to its knees

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So, in summary,

The people running AWS have never heard of a mutex?