Posts by b1k3rdude

Anthropic pledges to try harder to keep models under control, asks partners to chip in

"asks partners to chip in"....

Er...how about NO. Anthropic made thier bed, so they can suffer the consequences of their actions your actions.

Be a hater all you want, AI's here to stay

Regarding the sentence - "First, it's going to hit junior employees, like entry-level programmers. Who wants to pay money to someone fresh out of college to do work that Claude Code, OpenAI Codex, or GitHub Copilot can do? No one,"

Er no. Firstly its already been shown that ML generated code is $lop and secondly the cost of the tokens have ALREADY exceeded the cost of the junior engineer, rendering the whole fcuking ML/LLM problem looking for a solution situation dead on arrival.

Following on from what @Tim Chuma said, find other topics to talk about. The majority of your readers have zero fcuks to give about anything Ai related, and why would they when all anyone has to do is look at the STATE of the world economy.

Cerebras CS-4 rack systems juice their dinner-plate-sized AI chips for every last drop of AI perf

And we care about this why exactly...

Brit rail cops bring live facial recognition to the London Underground

Welp, London was to to be avoided for work, now its dead to me -

AI titans to tidy agent frontier with plugin prescription

Yeah, no. I will only ever talk to a human doctor, Artificial Incompetence can get fcked.

‘Humans will be a rounding error on the internet’ says Cloudflare exec

Oi Thomas Seifert, go fck yourself. And not if the bubble bursts first, you myopic arrogant prick.

Microsoft says 8 GB of RAM should be enough for anyone running Windows 11

Sure ok, the OS itself, but you wont be fcking running anything else at the same time for very long before the shit-arse memory management sucks-up what little ram you have left.

But the above aside, WHY... are they suddenly making this statement now.. not suspect at ALL.....

AI bills are baffling the C-suite after shift to usage-based pricing

I have absolutely zero shits to give for the rubes and dupes. This bloody bubble can't burst soon enough.

Allstate Insurance quits Broadcom, alleges vengeful license audit on the way out

Im finding it hard to give a shit. Allstate and Broadcom are just as willfully belligerent and anti-consumer as each other. Both of them deserve what ever pain is coming thier way.

Everyone hates frontier AI labs, says Palantir boss

Ah yes, the belligerent meat sack dains to open his mouth hole.

LibreOffice brands Euro-Office a 'de facto ally' of Microsoft's lock-in strategy

Thats fine, but libre office doesn't have an equivalent to outlook or any kind of email client.

'Resistance is futile,' says Qualcomm CEO. AI agents will be become invisible, inescapable, follow you across devices

Oi Cristiano, go **** your self you complete and utter meatsak.

California may let Linux bypass age check

@El Reg, check again, they didnt.

Experts pour cold borscht on Farage's Russian hack claim

Ah yes, contemptible meatsack says what...

Chrome silently installs a 4 GB local LLM on your computer

I dont run chrome, but rather Thorium and Brave, but mother fucker, that setting "optimization-guide-on-device-model" was fucking enabled on both....

Re: Hoist by their own petard

Ah yes, fuck that app and fuck google. As far as the gov are concerned I do not have a smart phone, they can fuck off and do one.

Seriously, what the actual fuck.

Minister gives Palantir's NHS platform a clean bill of health

Why do these meat sacks continue to lie. Fucking Labour, different colour but just as bad if not worse then the Tories. No wonder everyone if falling for Reforms lies they are sick and tired of the two-party bull$hit. Don't forget 'the great deceiver', Farage is pro brexit. That shit show has been widely excepted as a bad thing for the country.

The public doesn't want a demonstrably evil & malignant US corporation who's track record make it one of the most untrustworthy and hated companies on the planet, with thier sticky fingers all over our patient data. And doctors, nurses and other NHS staff that have the displeasure of using it, DON'T fucking want it either.

Fuck off already.

NHS to close-source hundreds of GitHub repos over AI, security concerns

All of said projects should never have been public facing from the get go.

UK drivers' agency shrugs off claims of week-long booking site smashes, blames browser configs

A gov. dept blaming everyone but themselves, when its been clearly pointed out that different devices and browsers were ALL fcking tried - colour me surprised...

Met Police's Palantir deployment has its own officers watching their backs

" A spokesperson said Khan nonetheless has concerns about "using public money to support firms who act contrary to London's values." - oh he does now does he? yet has no problems allowing the met us the same money to fck over the lives of Londoners. What a hypocritical khunt. As they say in Landan, "Khan needs to fck off and do one"

"Courageous colleagues across London do not deserve to be treated with this level of suspicion by their Big Brother Bosses," said Matt Cane, the federation's general secretary, in a statement."

So the police dont like being spied on, but are fucking happy to do it to the general public... What a complete and utter self serving hypocritical and patronizing cnut of a statement, Oi Matt, how about you fuck off and do one mate.

Qualcomm teases ‘dedicated CPU for agentic experiences’ and ‘agentic smartphones’

eh, no, just no. I will NEVER buy a phone new or used, that has anything Artificial, Agentic or ML in it, software or hardware. Just fck of with that shit already.

Amazon unveils a Copilot for all your apps

yep, nope - were do I turn it off.

Trump to UK: Stop taxing our big beautiful tech corps or face tariff tsunami

Dump fuck says what...

How is it his own party and his enablers are fine with trumplethinskin taxing his own citizens with these ass-backwards tarrifs.

Fuck maga murica and thier tarriffs.

AI bats away ping-pong challenge as rise of the machines continues

Ah yes, plenty of snake oil and bulls$hit going on here, check out the original video. The arm didnt beat the player, it was a draw -

- https://youtu.be/4pMo5k2FPF8

Also this is NOT Ai or ML, its a program/script similar to what we have seen on the YT channel, Stuff I made here -

- https://www.youtube.com/@StuffMadeHere

Scotland Yard can keep using live facial recognition on people in London, say judges

Re: "how can Scotland Yard then distinguish an EU citizen form a Londoner?"

The MP, racist, say it aint so...

Fewer than 3 in 10 register for HMRC's Making Tax Digital shake-up

And will this be any more reliable than the other god awefull government online systems, I think not. Its shit like this that is the reason why I will never go self employed.

Microsoft locks out VeraCrypt and WireGuard devs, blames verification process

Lying cnuts.

"We worked hard to make sure partners understood this was coming, from emails, banners, reminders, said Davuluri." - I call BULLSHIT, ti angers me no end when a company flat out blatantly lies in the face of evidence that demonstrated they did NONE of this - cnuts!

"And we know that sometimes things still get missed. We're taking this as an opportunity to review how we communicate changes like this and make sure we're doing it better."

Pathetic attempt at saying they didnt communicated AT ALL, fucking wankers.

Google is to journalism what Vikings were to monks. Now their man will run the BBC

Well I suppose its fitting that a corrupt institution is managed by someone who has worked for one of the biggest corrupt corps in the world.

AMD's new desktop CPU oozes cache out of all 16 cores

if Intel came add some longevity to the next platform and add a bunch more cache, I might considering migrating back to them. The productivity perf is amazing, but Im a gamer so they need to catch up and match the 10800X3D.

AMD are clearly taking the piss on prices just as intel did, and so need taking down a peg or too.

UK police force presses pause on live facial recognition after study finds racial bias

Now if we can get the 2 largest forces (Met, Gmb) to do the same, then maybe the other would follow suit.

Country that put backdoors into Cisco routers to spy on world bans foreign routers

Ah yes governments making unilateral mandates with zero knowledge of the subject matter. But its worse in thise case because the head of your FCC is a fcking moron and a complete and utter cnut.

Microsoft Copilot now boarding your health information

Er how about fck right off like..

Microsoft veteran Rajesh Jha prepares to retire, triggers yet another reorg

And we give a sh!t why exactly..? will this reduce the enshitification @ Micro$lop..?

AI Burning Man happens next week – what to expect at Nvidia GTC 2026

@ElReg, dont bother wasting your time going to this event, its a circle jerk for sycophants that most of your readers don't give two sh!ts about.

Prince of PDFs, Adobe CEO Shantanu Narayen, to step down after 18 years

Er prince of greed and corruption...

Hotpatching goes default in Windows Autopatch whether you like it or not

"completely stable" er yeah ok, Micro$lop...

Oracle and OpenAI's Texas Stargate datacenter expansion reportedly on the skids

I look forward to schadenfreude with glee when it comes to Scam Altmonkey and co. Fck him and all his ilk.

Microsoft Copilot to hijack your browser... for your own convenience

Fck micro$lop.

Apple's budget-friendly MacBook Neo is bursting with color and compromise

Re: Never look a gift-horse in the mouth

"The battery is shot ($500 to replace?)" NO, have you even looked online like..? a brand new battery is still going to be far cheaper than the neo PO$.

Ah another pro-apple fluff piece...

This POS only has 8GB of ram and a 256gb SSD, this was never enough on the original macbook air in 2008, so Why the fck do Apple its fcking acceptable now...???!!! And there is no 16GB version, but as fcking usual they want silly money for the bigger SSD, another £100 for 512Gb version.

So doing a 30 second look on dell.com/uk/ they have a budget inspire with 16GB/512GB for £549 - https://www.dell.com/en-uk/shop/laptops-2-in-1-pcs/dell-14-laptop/spd/dell-dc14250-laptop/bndc1425009sb

So no Apple, as a consumer and enterprise user, hard fcking pass.

AI doctor's assistant is easily swayed to change prescriptions, give bad medical advice

hard fcking pass, I would absolutely not consent to my doctor using Ai tools anywhere near my patient records.

HR may have to cajole and soothe reluctant employees to get them to use AI

I would not work for a company that uses Ai and if I found out my personal/confidential info was being exposed to Ai without my consent, there would be hell to pay.

Stop macOS 26 nagging with one tiny policy tweak

So when did Apple start pulling an intel/nvidia/amd with the stupid naming scheme. MacOS 16 being v26...

Microsoft boss on AI content: 'Nobody wants anything that is sloppy'

And certainly not your sloppy seconds, Naddy boi. Stick your slop where the sun dosent shine..

Trump's Genesis Mission gets its first set of 26 sure-to-succeed objectives

Why is every image I see of trumblethinskin just incredibly offensive.

BBC bumps telly tax to £180 as Netflix lurks with cheaper tiers

214 comments, most of which are negative clearly show what most people think of the government controlled service and all the criminals they have employed and that continue to be found to this day. I haven't watched regular TV, live or otherwise, since the analogue transmitter was turned off in my area. Most of terrestrial UK tv is the worst kind of garbage, with ITV being the worst. The only thing the BBC does that is of any qaulity or calibre are the documentaries, but you can buy these for cheap on dvd/bluray after a year or so. Doctor Who used to be good, but has been slowly getting worse. The final nail in the coffin was facilitated by Davis and his virtue signalling echo chamber b$, pathetic story telling. And why even Disney walked away from it. There are rumor's that the bbc are going to "try" to say anyone watching YT or any programmes from outside the UK has to pay the fee, but that is delusional, and to which frankly I say, they fck right off and do one.

Microsoft sets Copilot agents loose on your OneDrive files

What ever I remove all my files (non of which were confidential) off OD 6ms ago.

Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights

Sanctimonious prick, its bad enough he and his shitty corp have their fingers in too many pies in murica, but now that shit is happening in the Uk. And the political system in the Uk is just as fucking corrupt as it is in America it seems.