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open Apollo-Soyuz at 50: The Cold War space hug that nearly ended in gasping horror 21
open Junior developer's code worked in tests, destroyed data in production 73
By TSM
open BOFH: The auditor is asking too many questions. We have just the laptop for that 45
open Former reality TV star appointed NASA interim administrator 62
open Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson backs plan to do a Jurassic Park on extinct birds 59
By Stork
open Eggheads hold science fair on Capitol Hill to decry funding cuts 26
open Court cancels FTC click-to-cancel rule on a technicality 15
By jfm
open ESA backs five rockets in Launcher Challenge – only some have exploded 13
open One Big Brutal Bill: Ex-NASA brass decry Trump's proposed budget cuts 40
open Epic Games settles its antitrust side quest that sought battle royale with Samsung 2
open Nuclear reactors smaller than a semi truck to be tested in Idaho 100
open Double-detonation supernova could explain why the universe is full of candles 27
open Game, set, botch: AI umpiring at Wimbledon goes long 38
open TUPE or not TUPE? How AI and cloud are rewriting the rules of supplier transitions 7
open Airbus okays use of ‘Taxibot’ to tow planes to the runway 107
open UK puts out tender for space robot to de-orbit satellites 52
open Mars was once a desert with intermittent oases, Curiosity data suggests 42
open Wikidata: Attempting to bridge FOSS ideals and direct democracy 19
open Cold without the compressor: Boffins build better ice box 44
open MethaneSAT 'likely not recoverable' after losing contact with Earth 27
open Trump's budget bill bankrolls $85M Space Shuttle shuffle 100
By Casca
open NASA tests shrinking metals to help it find more exoplanets 28
By flayman
open NASA gives Lunar Trailblazer a few more weeks to pick up the phone 2
By Irongut
open A lot of product makers snub Right to Repair laws 28
open Proton bashes Apple and joins antitrust suit that seeks to throw the App Store wide open 18
open China successfully tests hypersonic aircraft, maybe at Mach 12 62
open Google to buy power from fusion energy startup Commonwealth - if they can ever make it work 13
open Norwegian lotto mistakenly told thousands they were filthy rich after math error 39
open Northrop Grumman shows SpaceX doesn't have a monopoly on explosions 11
open Deutsche Bahn train hits 405 km/h without falling to bits 206
By Ignazio
open Supremes uphold Texas law that forces age-check before viewing adult material 49
open Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter learns new trick at the age of 19: ‘very large rolls’ 15
open US Department of Defense will stop sending critical hurricane satellite data 78
open So you CAN turn an entire car into a video game controller 36
By john567
open There's no international protocol on what to do if an asteroid strikes Earth 100
By Wexford
open BOFH: Peeling back the layers of the magic banana industrial complex 77
By FeRDNYC
open NICER science not so nice as ISS telescope pauses operations 2
open Don't look up: NASA is struggling to execute its planetary defense plan 28
open Just say no to NO FAKES Act, EFF argues 8
open Axiom Mission 4 finally set for launch June 25 4
By druck
open World's largest camera shows galaxy in 3,200 megapixel glory as Rubin telescope goes online 26
open Teens used encrypted chats to recruit for 'violence as a service' murder ring, Europol says 152
open Eutelsat seeks €1.35B to boost LEO network and take the fight to Starlink 9
open Remembering when NASA stuck a Space Shuttle on top of a Boeing 747 63
open Techie traveled 4 hours to fix software that worked perfectly until a new hire used it 182
open AFRINIC election proceeds after ICANN’s attempt to replace officials fails 4
By MiguelC
open EU Advocate General advises top court to toss Google appeal against €4B fine 7
By druck
open ESA's XMM-Newton finds huge filament of missing matter 20
open SpaceX's Starship explodes again ... while still on the ground 214