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open An ultra-rare piece of Microsoft history could be hiding on your shelf 34
open Skylab completists, clear some shelf space for 26 DVDs 5
open Musk fumbles the timetable for first Starship catch 65
open Supermicro fired staff after probe into $2.5 billion GPUs-to-China smuggling operation 13
open No lift for Swift as NASA abandons orbital rescue 16
open China marches towards re-usable rockets with successful first-stage landing 52
open NASA estimates the size of the hole SpaceX made in the moon 41
open $1K laser mosquito zapper promises precision strikes as backers itch for answers 99
open Capita handed vital role in next pandemic despite civil service pension failures 23
By PB90210
open Be a hater all you want, AI's here to stay 178
open Code fixers have fired up the AI warp drive. Strange new worlds await 18
open The what, why, and how of pull requests and source comments 27
open Lego's supersized Hubble deserves a little more shine 35
By Stork
open Russian missile uses Nvidia AI chip to help target Ukraine 109
open Trump sends the US Navy back to the steam age 196
open Virgin Galactic flights stay paused while ticket prices head for the Moon 27
open BOFH: How our Covid ransomware protocol's Y2K blockchain lowered uptime 70
By Kimo
open This JCB doesn't dig – it does 406 mph 53
open Twitch feeds your streams to Amazon's AI unless you tell it to stop 41
open Everything is better with pickles... except Windows 21
open How Voyager engineers found two more years in a 50-year-old power budget 37
By Rjan
open We don't serve pies, but we do like a Pi 45
By IGotOut
open Agents made my retro tech safe to use again and showed their real value as testers of ideas 42
open Japan kind-of completes its sovereign satnav constellation 6
open Smart glasses are only smart if we train them to be good. Then they'll be fantastic 58
open South Korean satellite spots SpaceX lunar impact 38
open Brit boffins boast of beating barriers to building fusion power 67
open Cop who used police system to snoop for info on crook pals sentenced for Computer Misuse Act offenses 20
open Uncle Sam aims to help nuclear energy find its sea legs 19
By Jim84
open Next step for LINK spacecraft – a software update that won't make things worse. Are you listening, Microsoft? 22
open Blue Origin blames New Glenn fireball on engine oxygen valve 6
open Azure CTO pastes Doom into Paint one frame at a time 16
open Voyager 2 cheats the power budget for another year 37
open Keeping yesterday's computers ticking takes more than nostalgia 46
open New Boeing finally gets going, 15 years after debut 103
open NASA puts astronauts’ lives in the hands of Tesla’s flaky Cybertruck 86
By FeRDNYC
open China claims global chip leadership thanks to new legal definition of 'integrated circuits' 4
open NASA boss balks at billion-dollar estimate for recycled Moon rover 33
By Steve K
open Claude Code is revolutionizing digital archaeology. Enterprise better dig it 14
open Meet the 'internet radical' who helped Microsoft get email and AT&T get online 27
By hmas
open Unexpected item in the bagging area as Windows Activation error pops up at check-in 29
open NASA's Swift rescue slips to late August as LINK battles its spin 12
open Airport sign fails to boot, officers already on the scene 17
open Hims & Hers accused of sharing health secrets and hiding the cancel button 10
open 30 years ago, AT&T gave Internet Explorer the default advantage 8
By TeeCee
open Brighton gig screen goes One Step Beyond with an update pop-up 17
open Excuses like 'AI did it' don't exist in the eyes of the law 25
open Curiosity rover spots field of giant honeycomb on Mars – but no giant space bees 17
open Big vacuum is watching as robo-cleaners put humans behind the wheel 20
open NASA Swift rescue mission spins into trouble during commissioning 12
By rskurat