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Pick an end, any end: Lost that critical Christmas cable? We know how you feel
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Sun, sea and sad signage: And lo, they saw a shining light in the sky... oh, it's a BIOS error
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All I want for Christmas is cash: Welsh ATMs are unbeatable. Or unbootable. Something like that
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No amount of Glasgow handshaking will revive this borked kiosk
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Roma, we've had un problema: When every flight's final destination is a date with Windows Boot Manager
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Cyberpunk 2077: There's a great game within screaming to get out, but sadly it was released 57 years too early
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What's that lurking behind the borked face of finance? Windows, of course
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Atlantic City auctions off chance to hit Big Red Button and make grotesque Trump Plaza casino go boom
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Larry Ellison says he's not following Oracle to Texas, prefers his private Hawaii pad
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Tim Cook 'killed' TV project about the one website Apple hates more than The Register
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You've got to be shipping me: KatherineRyan.co.uk suggests the comedian has diversified into freight forwarding
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Reading El Reg while working from home? Here's a pleasant thought: Kaspersky says 1 in 10 of you are naked right now
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PSA: The 2020 monolith is a dead meme. You can stop putting them up now. Please
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Next day delivery a bit of a pain? We have just the thing... nestled deep in the terms and conditions
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Windows on Wheels is back, though the truck has come to a standstill, much like the OS
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Let's check in now with the new California monolith... And it's gone, torn down by a bunch of MAGA muppets
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Wireless screen in estate agent window just begging for someone to fill it with mischief
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Where's the mysterious metal monolith today then? Oh look, it's atop a California mountain
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Glastonbury hippy shop Hemp in Avalon rapped for spouting 'plandemic' pseudoscience
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Bristol's bus stops can run Chrome and Internet Explorer, but no, Windows and public transport do not mix well
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Scotch eggs ascend to the 'substantial meal' pantheon as means to pop to pub for a pint during pernicious pandemic
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Uri Geller calls off 20-year ban on Pokémon trading card that 'stole' his 'signature image'
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Behold the drive-thru of the California Highway Patrol: Fry me a river, has 'CHIPS' stopped working again?
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For every disastrous rebrand, there is an IT person trying to steer away from the precipice
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Mysterious Utah monolith mysteriously disappears without trace
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Netflix chooses its own judgment in 'Bandersnatch' case: Settle and make the nasty lawsuit go away
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Ad banned for suggesting London black cabs have properties that prevent the spread of coronavirus
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Mall of duty: Black Ops. No, you're not a customer, you're just an ad audience metric
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Considering the colonisation of Mars? Werner Herzog would like a word
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Mysterious metal monolith found in 'very remote' part of Utah
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Frenchman who wanted to 'smash a guy's face in' fined €135 – despite correctly filling out paperwork stating why he left home during lockdown
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Snap decision: 74-year-old Florida man wrests puppy from jaws of alligator
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'Unmute' named one of Oxford Dictionary's words of the year
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One does not simply shove elephants on a ballet shoe point and call it an acceptable measure of pressure
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Software running on demo licence? At least one patty pusher is Lovin' It
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Billionaire's Pagani Pa-gone-i after teen son takes hypercar out for a drive, trashes it
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Alleged Ponzi mastermind on the run from FBI hid in lake with sea-scooter, collared after he surfaced half-hour later
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Reports of one's death have been greatly exaggerated: French radio station splurges obituary bank over interwebs
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Windows 10 installation shows shopping centre its sad face – the natural response to finding out you're in Peterborough
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Need a hobby for lockdown? Perhaps check out the CMOS battery
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Windows 10 quite literally projects its deepest, darkest fears on to New Zealand
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Elon Musk's ancient April Fools' gag about 'Tesla Tequila' made real in lightning-shaped bottle
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Super-antique-fragile-and-it's-XP-alidocious, even though the sight of it is something quite atrocious
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Remember 2013? This coffee machine does: If I could turn back time – I'd reboot this PC
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Luke Skywalker used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16 on Tatooine. But Star Wars: Squadrons misses the mark
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SNAFU: Clairvoyant train brings warning of what was coming down the line for 2020
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IKEA Croydon (FYI: that's a place in outer London, not a type of DIY cabinet) likes things in pairs, from chimneys to bork
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What a time to be alive: DB Admin raps about Microsoft SQL Server and he ain't even paid to do so
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Ho hum: If you're so artificially intelligent, name this song while my videos go viral
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Fancy a steaming portion of Kentucky Fried Bork? A fingerlickin' flub that's pure poultry in motion
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