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BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right
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BOFH: All hail the job cuts consultant
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BOFH: The Geek's Countergambit – outwitted at an electronics store
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BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves
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BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it
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BOFH: The vengeance bus is coming, and everybody's jumping. An Xmas bonus hits me…
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BOFH: Time to put the Pretty Dumb F in PDF reader
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BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies?
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BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself
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BOFH: So you want to have your computer switched out for something faster? It's time to learn from the master
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BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us.
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BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine
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BOFH: Pass the sugar, Asmodeus, and let the meeting of the Fellowship of Bastards … commence
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BOFH: 'What's an NFT?' the Boss asks. In this case, 'not financially thoughtful'
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BOFH: They say you either love it or you hate it. We can confirm you're going to hate it
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BOFH: You say goodbye and I say halon
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BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks?
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BOFH: Where there is darkness, let there be a light
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BOFH: Here in my car I feel safest of all. I can listen to you ... It keeps me stable for days
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BOFH: Oh for Pete’s sake. Don’t make a spectacle of yourself
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BOFH: When the Sun rises in the West and sets in the East, only then will the UPS cease to supply uninterrupted voltage
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BOFH: Despite the extremely hazardous staircase, our IT insurance agreement is at an all-time low. Can't think why
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BOFH: I'm so pleased to be on the call, Boss. No, of course this isn't a recording
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BOFH: But we think the UK tax authorities would be VERY interested in how we used COVID support packages
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BOFH: Postman BOFH's Special Delivery Service
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BOFH: Bullying? Not on my watch! (It's a Rolex)
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BOFH: 7 jars of Marmite, a laptop and a good time
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BOFH: Are you a druid? Legally, you have to tell me if you're a druid
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BOFH: Time for the MMOCC. You know, the Massively Moronic Online Christmas Call
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BOFH: Switch off the building? Great idea, Boss
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BOFH: You might want to sit down for this. Oh, right, you can't. Listen carefully: THIS IS NOT AN IT PROBLEM!
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BOFH: Rome, I have been thy soldier 40 years... give me a staff of honour for mine age
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BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer?
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BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do?
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BOFH: Gosh, IPv5? Why didn't I think of that? Say, how do you like the new windows in here? Take a look. Closer...
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BOFH: Darn Windows 7. It's totally why we need a £1k graphics card for a business computer
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BOFH: When was the last time someone said these exact words to you: You are the sunshine of my life?
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BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret
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BOFH: The case of the Boss's hidden USB inkjet printer
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BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck
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BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss'
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BOFH: Trying to go after IT's budget again?
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BOFH: Judge us not by the size of our database, but the size of our augmented reality
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BOFH: The company survived the disaster recovery test. Just. The Director's car, however...
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BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields
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BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump
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BOFH: Oh, go on, let's flush all that legacy tech down the toilet
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BOFH: On a sunny day like this one, the concrete dries so much more quickly
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BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here
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BOFH: It's not just an awesome app, it'll look great on my Insta. . a. a. AAAARRRRRGGH
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