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open BOFH: A security issue, you say? Activate code tangerine 54
open BOFH: What a beautiful tinfoil hat, Boss! 108
open BOFH: Zen and the art of battery replacement 51
open BOFH: WELCOME TO COLOSSAL SERVER ROOM ADVENTURE!! 103
open BOFH: You can be replaced by a robot or get your carbon footprint below Big Dave's 61
By Neil 44
open BOFH: Lies, damned lies, and standards 45
open BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI 76
By herman
open BOFH: Good news, everyone – we're in the sausage business 104
By IceC0ld
open BOFH: Get me a new data file or your manager finds out exactly what you think of him 123
By lbgr
open BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus 173
By Blakey
open BOFH takes a visit to retro computing land 139
By Terje
open BOFH: We send a user to visit Kelvin – Keeper of the Batteries 122
By FeRDNYC
open BOFH: The Board members are looking very ill these days 69
open BOFH: I care a lot ... about onion bhajis 101
open BOFH: The PFY has won an award … for outstanding service? 53
open BOFH: Generating a report the Director can show the Board – THIS is what AI was made for 86
By 9Rune5
open BOFH and the case of the Zoom call that never was 82
open BOFH: It's 4ft tall, heavyset, has optional fax. No they didn't take the toner! 44
open BOFH and the office security access upgrade 88
open BOFH: Come back to the office. Your hotdesk is nice and warm 60
open BOFH: We're an industry leader … in employing idiot managers 61
open BOFH: Don't be nervous, Mr Consultant. Come right this way … 60
By FeRDNYC
open BOFH: I know of a small biz that could deliver nothing for a fraction of the cost 44
open BOFH: The Boss has a new watch – move readiness to DEFCON 2 67
By Rob
open BOFH: You want presentation layer, but we're physical layer 47
open BOFH: It's Friday, it's time to RTFM 191
By FeRDNYC
open BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons 140
By Neil 44
open BOFH: Who us? Sysadmins? Spend time with other departments? 105
open BOFH: Selling the boss on a crypto startup 92
open BOFH: Would I lie to you, Boss? 44
open BOFH: HR's gold mine gambit – they get the gold and we get the shaft 109
By TRT
open BOFH: Tech helps HR investigate the Boss's devices 49
open BOFH: Where do you think you are going with that toner cartridge? 134
By D-Coder
open BOFH: You'll have to really trust me on this team-building exercise 100
open BOFH: Something's consuming 40% of UPS capacity – and it's coming from the beancounters' office 122
open BOFH: The evil guide to upgrading switches 85
open BOFH: Putting the gross in gross insubordination 64
open BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right 84
open BOFH: All hail the job cuts consultant 69
open BOFH: The Geek's Countergambit – outwitted at an electronics store 88
open BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves 99
open BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it 63
By TomPhan
open BOFH: The vengeance bus is coming, and everybody's jumping. An Xmas bonus hits me… 59
open BOFH: Time to put the Pretty Dumb F in PDF reader 68
open BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies? 154
By D-Coder
open BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself 103
open BOFH: So you want to have your computer switched out for something faster? It's time to learn from the master 97
open BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us. 159
open BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine 178
open BOFH: Pass the sugar, Asmodeus, and let the meeting of the Fellowship of Bastards … commence 70
By ecofeco

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