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open BOFH: HR tries to think appy thoughts 71
By FeRDNYC
open BOFH: The Prints of Darkness pays a visit 94
By TSM
open BOFH: There's a fatal error in the blinkenlights 64
By Freddie
open BOFH: Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot? 94
open BOFH: HR's AI hiring tool is perfectly unbiased – as long as you're us 51
open BOFH: The USB stick always comes back – until it doesn't 75
By FeRDNYC
open BOFH: Engage Hollywood Protocol – because nonsense always looks legit 48
open BOFH: How to innosplain your way through an audit 43
open BOFH: Forecasting and the fine art of desktop upgrades 42
By TSM
open BOFH: Printer's festive bips herald a merry mystery for the Boss's budget 58
By Joe W
open BOFH: Don't sell The Boss a firewall. Sell him The Dream 57
By JoeCool
open BOFH: The devil's in the contract details 66
open BOFH: Don't threaten us with a good time – ensure it 126
By TSM
open BOFH: The Boss pulled the plug on our AI, so we pulled the pin on him 38
By KarMann
open BOFH: Boss's quest for AI-generated program ends where it should've begun 86
open BOFH: AI consultant rapidly transitioned to new role as automotive surface consultant 53
open BOFH: The Boss is right, the applications of AI are truly staggering 53
By FeRDNYC
open BOFH: Videoconferencing for special dummies 101
open BOFH: The true gravity of the Boss and the 3-coffee problem 84
By Joe W
open BOFH: Well, we did tell you to keep the BitLocker keys safe 86
By Blakey
open BOFH: It's not generative AI at all, it's degenerate AI 47
By Herby
open BOFH: Why's the network so slow? 102
open BOFH: An 'AI PC' for an Acutely Ignorant user 91
open BOFH: Come on down to the dunge– erm … basement 91
open BOFH: The greatest victory is that which requires no battle 59
By HKmk23
open BOFH: Smells like Teams spirit 122
open BOFH: The new Boss, Aiman, is suspiciously good – for now 59
open BOFH: So you want more boardroom tech that no one knows how to use 101
By FeRDNYC
open BOFH: I get locked out, but I get in again 105
By FeRDNYC
open BOFH: In the event of a conference, the ninja clause always applies 95
open BOFH: Hearken! The Shiny Button software speaks of Strategic Realignment 76
By herman
open BOFH: Looks like you're writing an email. Fancy telling your colleague to #$%^ off? 87
open BOFH: Nice air conditioning system. Would be a shame if anything happened to it 84
open BOFH: The Christmas party was so good, an independent inquiry is required 92
By ArrZarr
open BOFH: Just because we've had record revenues doesn't mean you get a Xmas bonus 55
open BOFH: Groundbreaking discovery or patently obvious trolling? 64
By munnoch
open BOFH: Monitor mount moans end in Beancounter beatdown 85
open BOFH: Adventures in overenthusiastic automation 69
open BOFH: We've made a big mesh, Boss. That's what you wanted, right? 41
open BOFH: A security issue, you say? Activate code tangerine 55
open BOFH: What a beautiful tinfoil hat, Boss! 109
open BOFH: Zen and the art of battery replacement 50
open BOFH: WELCOME TO COLOSSAL SERVER ROOM ADVENTURE!! 103
open BOFH: You can be replaced by a robot or get your carbon footprint below Big Dave's 58
By Neil 44
open BOFH: Lies, damned lies, and standards 45
open BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI 78
open BOFH: Good news, everyone – we're in the sausage business 104
By IceC0ld
open BOFH: Get me a new data file or your manager finds out exactly what you think of him 123
By lbgr
open BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus 173
By Blakey
open BOFH takes a visit to retro computing land 142

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