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BOFH: A security issue, you say? Activate code tangerine
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BOFH: What a beautiful tinfoil hat, Boss!
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BOFH: Zen and the art of battery replacement
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BOFH: WELCOME TO COLOSSAL SERVER ROOM ADVENTURE!!
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BOFH: You can be replaced by a robot or get your carbon footprint below Big Dave's
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BOFH: Lies, damned lies, and standards
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BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI
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BOFH: Good news, everyone – we're in the sausage business
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BOFH: Get me a new data file or your manager finds out exactly what you think of him
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BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus
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BOFH takes a visit to retro computing land
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BOFH: We send a user to visit Kelvin – Keeper of the Batteries
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BOFH: The Board members are looking very ill these days
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BOFH: I care a lot ... about onion bhajis
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BOFH: The PFY has won an award … for outstanding service?
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BOFH: Generating a report the Director can show the Board – THIS is what AI was made for
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BOFH and the case of the Zoom call that never was
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BOFH: It's 4ft tall, heavyset, has optional fax. No they didn't take the toner!
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BOFH and the office security access upgrade
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BOFH: Come back to the office. Your hotdesk is nice and warm
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BOFH: We're an industry leader … in employing idiot managers
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BOFH: Don't be nervous, Mr Consultant. Come right this way …
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BOFH: I know of a small biz that could deliver nothing for a fraction of the cost
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BOFH: The Boss has a new watch – move readiness to DEFCON 2
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BOFH: You want presentation layer, but we're physical layer
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BOFH: It's Friday, it's time to RTFM
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BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons
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BOFH: Who us? Sysadmins? Spend time with other departments?
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BOFH: Selling the boss on a crypto startup
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BOFH: Would I lie to you, Boss?
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BOFH: HR's gold mine gambit – they get the gold and we get the shaft
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BOFH: Tech helps HR investigate the Boss's devices
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BOFH: Where do you think you are going with that toner cartridge?
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BOFH: You'll have to really trust me on this team-building exercise
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BOFH: Something's consuming 40% of UPS capacity – and it's coming from the beancounters' office
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BOFH: The evil guide to upgrading switches
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BOFH: Putting the gross in gross insubordination
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BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right
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BOFH: All hail the job cuts consultant
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BOFH: The Geek's Countergambit – outwitted at an electronics store
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BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves
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BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it
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BOFH: The vengeance bus is coming, and everybody's jumping. An Xmas bonus hits me…
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BOFH: Time to put the Pretty Dumb F in PDF reader
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BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies?
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BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself
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BOFH: So you want to have your computer switched out for something faster? It's time to learn from the master
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BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us.
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BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine
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BOFH: Pass the sugar, Asmodeus, and let the meeting of the Fellowship of Bastards … commence
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