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open BOFH: You'll have to really trust me on this team-building exercise 98
open BOFH: Something's consuming 40% of UPS capacity – and it's coming from the beancounters' office 120
open BOFH: The evil guide to upgrading switches 85
open BOFH: Putting the gross in gross insubordination 64
open BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right 84
open BOFH: All hail the job cuts consultant 69
open BOFH: The Geek's Countergambit – outwitted at an electronics store 88
open BOFH: On Wednesdays, we wear gloves 99
open BOFH: What a beautiful classic car. Shame if anything were to happen to it 63
By TomPhan
open BOFH: The vengeance bus is coming, and everybody's jumping. An Xmas bonus hits me… 59
open BOFH: Time to put the Pretty Dumb F in PDF reader 68
open BOFH: What if International Bad Actors designed the vaccine to make us watch more Steven Seagal movies? 153
open BOFH: You drive me crazy... and I can't help myself 103
open BOFH: So you want to have your computer switched out for something faster? It's time to learn from the master 96
open BOFH: You. Wouldn't. Put. A. Test. Machine. Into. Production. Without. Telling. Us. 159
open BOFH: You'll find there's a company asset tag right here, underneath the monstrously heavy arcade machine 177
open BOFH: Pass the sugar, Asmodeus, and let the meeting of the Fellowship of Bastards … commence 70
By ecofeco
open BOFH: 'What's an NFT?' the Boss asks. In this case, 'not financially thoughtful' 87
open BOFH: They say you either love it or you hate it. We can confirm you're going to hate it 114
open BOFH: You say goodbye and I say halon 86
open BOFH: But soft! What light through yonder filing cabinet breaks? 49
By Snafu1
open BOFH: Where there is darkness, let there be a light 69
By Snafu1
open BOFH: Here in my car I feel safest of all. I can listen to you ... It keeps me stable for days 88
By Snafu1
open BOFH: Oh for Pete’s sake. Don’t make a spectacle of yourself 63
open BOFH: When the Sun rises in the West and sets in the East, only then will the UPS cease to supply uninterrupted voltage 98
open BOFH: Despite the extremely hazardous staircase, our IT insurance agreement is at an all-time low. Can't think why 42
By Snafu1
open BOFH: I'm so pleased to be on the call, Boss. No, of course this isn't a recording 61
By Saint
open BOFH: But we think the UK tax authorities would be VERY interested in how we used COVID support packages 52
By perlcat
open BOFH: Postman BOFH's Special Delivery Service 97
open BOFH: Bullying? Not on my watch! (It's a Rolex) 78
open BOFH: 7 jars of Marmite, a laptop and a good time 88
open BOFH: Are you a druid? Legally, you have to tell me if you're a druid 75
open BOFH: Time for the MMOCC. You know, the Massively Moronic Online Christmas Call 54
By big_D
open BOFH: Switch off the building? Great idea, Boss 106
open BOFH: You might want to sit down for this. Oh, right, you can't. Listen carefully: THIS IS NOT AN IT PROBLEM! 113
open BOFH: Rome, I have been thy soldier 40 years... give me a staff of honour for mine age 84
open BOFH: Will the last one out switch off the printer? 117
open BOFH: Here he comes, all wide-eyed with the boundless optimism of youth. He is me, 30 years ago... what to do? 162
open BOFH: Gosh, IPv5? Why didn't I think of that? Say, how do you like the new windows in here? Take a look. Closer... 72
By Joe W
open BOFH: Darn Windows 7. It's totally why we need a £1k graphics card for a business computer 101
open BOFH: When was the last time someone said these exact words to you: You are the sunshine of my life? 103
open BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret 112
open BOFH: The case of the Boss's hidden USB inkjet printer 49
open BOFH: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the ransomware struck 63
By rskurat
open BOFH: I'd like introduce you to a groovy little web log I call 'That's Boss' 117
open BOFH: Trying to go after IT's budget again? 64
open BOFH: Judge us not by the size of our database, but the size of our augmented reality 70
open BOFH: The company survived the disaster recovery test. Just. The Director's car, however... 99
open BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields 146
open BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump 100
By Joe W



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