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BOFH: Videoconferencing for special dummies
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BOFH: The true gravity of the Boss and the 3-coffee problem
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BOFH: Well, we did tell you to keep the BitLocker keys safe
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BOFH: It's not generative AI at all, it's degenerate AI
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BOFH: Why's the network so slow?
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BOFH: An 'AI PC' for an Acutely Ignorant user
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BOFH: Come on down to the dunge– erm … basement
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BOFH: The greatest victory is that which requires no battle
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BOFH: Smells like Teams spirit
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BOFH: The new Boss, Aiman, is suspiciously good – for now
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BOFH: So you want more boardroom tech that no one knows how to use
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BOFH: I get locked out, but I get in again
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BOFH: In the event of a conference, the ninja clause always applies
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BOFH: Hearken! The Shiny Button software speaks of Strategic Realignment
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BOFH: Looks like you're writing an email. Fancy telling your colleague to #$%^ off?
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BOFH: Nice air conditioning system. Would be a shame if anything happened to it
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BOFH: The Christmas party was so good, an independent inquiry is required
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BOFH: Just because we've had record revenues doesn't mean you get a Xmas bonus
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BOFH: Groundbreaking discovery or patently obvious trolling?
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BOFH: Monitor mount moans end in Beancounter beatdown
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BOFH: Adventures in overenthusiastic automation
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BOFH: We've made a big mesh, Boss. That's what you wanted, right?
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BOFH: A security issue, you say? Activate code tangerine
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BOFH: What a beautiful tinfoil hat, Boss!
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BOFH: Zen and the art of battery replacement
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BOFH: WELCOME TO COLOSSAL SERVER ROOM ADVENTURE!!
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BOFH: You can be replaced by a robot or get your carbon footprint below Big Dave's
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BOFH: Lies, damned lies, and standards
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BOFH: Cough up half a grand and we'll protect you from AI
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BOFH: Good news, everyone – we're in the sausage business
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BOFH: Get me a new data file or your manager finds out exactly what you think of him
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BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus
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BOFH takes a visit to retro computing land
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BOFH: We send a user to visit Kelvin – Keeper of the Batteries
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BOFH: The Board members are looking very ill these days
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BOFH: I care a lot ... about onion bhajis
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BOFH: The PFY has won an award … for outstanding service?
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BOFH: Generating a report the Director can show the Board – THIS is what AI was made for
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BOFH and the case of the Zoom call that never was
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BOFH: It's 4ft tall, heavyset, has optional fax. No they didn't take the toner!
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BOFH and the office security access upgrade
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BOFH: Come back to the office. Your hotdesk is nice and warm
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BOFH: We're an industry leader … in employing idiot managers
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BOFH: Don't be nervous, Mr Consultant. Come right this way …
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BOFH: I know of a small biz that could deliver nothing for a fraction of the cost
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BOFH: The Boss has a new watch – move readiness to DEFCON 2
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BOFH: You want presentation layer, but we're physical layer
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BOFH: It's Friday, it's time to RTFM
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BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons
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BOFH: Who us? Sysadmins? Spend time with other departments?
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