Sign in / up
Topics
Security
Security
All
Security
Cyber-crime
Patches
Research
CSO
(X)
Off-Prem
Off-Prem
All
Off-Prem
Edge + IoT
Channel
PaaS + IaaS
SaaS
(X)
On-Prem
On-Prem
All
On-Prem
Systems
Storage
Networks
HPC
Personal Tech
CxO
Public Sector
(X)
Software
Software
All
Software
AI + ML
Applications
Databases
DevOps
OSes
Virtualization
(X)
Offbeat
Offbeat
All
Offbeat
Debates
Columnists
Science
Geek's Guide
BOFH
Legal
Bootnotes
Site News
About Us
(X)
Special Features
Special Features
All Special Features
Cloud Infrastructure Week
Cybersecurity Month
Blackhat and DEF CON
Sysadmin Month
The Reg in Space
Emerging Clean Energy Tech Week
Spotlight on RSA
Energy Efficient Datacenters
Vendor Voice
Vendor Voice
Vendor Voice
All
Vendor Voice
Amazon Web Services (AWS) Business Transformation
Amazon Web Services (AWS) New Horizon in Cloud Computing
DDN
Google Cloud Data Transformation
Hewlett Packard Enterprise: AI & ML solutions
Hewlett Packard Enterprise: Edge-to-Cloud Platform
Intel vPro
VMware
(X)
Resources
Resources
Whitepapers
Webinars & Events
Newsletters
User topics
Article topics
Log in
Sign up
Forums
→
Offbeat
→ Bootnotes
Offbeat stories and capers for like-minded technology professionals
State
Forum
Posts
Latest Post
Rancher faces prison for trying to breed absolute unit of a sheep
110
By
Anonymous Coward
Tuesday 19th March 2024 20:00 GMT
'Chemical cat' on the loose in Japanese city
69
By
Anonymous Coward
Tuesday 19th March 2024 20:09 GMT
Olympic-level server tossing contest seeks entrants – warranty voiding guaranteed
16
By
rg287
Thursday 14th March 2024 11:16 GMT
Willy Wonka event leaves bitter taste with artificially sweetened promises
46
By
Anonymous Coward
Wednesday 20th March 2024 09:18 GMT
Palantir boss says outfit's software the only reason the 'goose step' has not returned to Europe
97
By
Anonymous Coward
Friday 1st March 2024 14:02 GMT
Google Maps leads German tourists to week-long survival saga in Australian swamp
77
By
thomn8r
Tuesday 12th March 2024 22:17 GMT
Google releases Gemma – LLMs small enough to run on your computer
8
By
Anonymous Coward
Friday 23rd February 2024 08:52 GMT
London's famous BT Tower will become a hotel after £275M sale
67
By
Jellied Eel
Friday 23rd February 2024 09:01 GMT
Tesla's Cybertruck may not be so stainless after all
209
By
bigphil9009
Friday 1st March 2024 11:11 GMT
Building a 16-bit CPU in a spreadsheet is Excel-lent engineering
23
By
John Smith 19
Wednesday 7th February 2024 15:28 GMT
Add bacteria to the list of things that can run Doom
28
By
Mooseman
Thursday 8th February 2024 08:58 GMT
Robots with a 'Berliner Schnauze' may appear more trustworthy to locals
22
By
Doctor Evil
Thursday 1st February 2024 07:53 GMT
Windows 3.11 trundles on as job site pleads for 'driver updates' on German trains
107
By
wegie
Wednesday 7th February 2024 21:57 GMT
Techie resurrects teletext on a vintage BBC Master
20
By
ethump
Wednesday 31st January 2024 13:37 GMT
We put salt in our tea so you don't have to
204
By
Martin an gof
Friday 2nd February 2024 20:33 GMT
AI-driven booze bouncers can ID you with face scan
27
By
Ideasource
Saturday 27th January 2024 23:22 GMT
Apple's Vision Pro costs big bucks to buy and repair ... just don't mention the box design
7
By
Annihilator
Monday 29th January 2024 06:46 GMT
'Birthplace of Amazon' on the market for $2.28M
21
By
Anonymous Coward
Saturday 27th January 2024 13:38 GMT
DPD chatbot blasts courier company, swears, and dabbles in awful poetry
48
By
jdiebdhidbsusbvwbsidnsoskebid
Wednesday 24th January 2024 14:08 GMT
Tech bros are playing God, Catholic Church's AI priest complains
14
By
Yet Another Anonymous coward
Tuesday 23rd January 2024 16:44 GMT
Silicon Valley weirdo's quest to dodge death – yours for $333 a month
87
By
Montreal Sean
Monday 15th January 2024 12:55 GMT
Michael Dell: Don't worry about AGI, after all we solved that ozone layer thing
10
By
big_D
Monday 15th January 2024 07:49 GMT
Data wrangler Zuckerberg becomes world's least likely cattle rancher
19
By
druck
Sunday 14th January 2024 19:26 GMT
The Register's 2023 in gaming had one final boss: Baldur's Gate 3
30
By
MJI
Wednesday 17th January 2024 09:18 GMT
How the Xbox Series X fridge chilled our holiday spirits
15
By
Sceptic Tank
Monday 8th January 2024 12:55 GMT
How do you teach a robot dog new tricks? Throw it a string of hex, a crayon, and a canvas
17
By
Blue Pumpkin
Tuesday 2nd January 2024 08:16 GMT
Philips recalls 340 MRI machines because they may explode in an emergency
43
By
jake
Saturday 6th January 2024 01:16 GMT
SEC charges ex-medtech CEO with fraud for selling plastic fake implants
14
By
Philo T Farnsworth
Wednesday 27th December 2023 01:10 GMT
This could still wing its way to you, if you have the dosh: One Concorde engine seeks new home
39
By
M.V. Lipvig
Sunday 31st December 2023 05:32 GMT
California approves lavatory-to-faucet water recycling
46
By
anonymous boring coward
Thursday 4th January 2024 07:18 GMT
Musk floats idea of boat mod for Cybertruck
123
By
MachDiamond
Thursday 28th December 2023 22:44 GMT
Zuckerberg hunkers down in Hawaii to wait out apocalypse
82
By
The Oncoming Scorn
Wednesday 10th January 2024 16:51 GMT
Last Vega rocket launch delayed over fuel tank vanishing act
26
By
ArrZarr
Friday 22nd December 2023 10:25 GMT
Is it 2000 or 2023? Get ready for AI-anchored news. Again
36
By
Anonymous Coward
Sunday 17th December 2023 10:28 GMT
GM, Komatsu partner to build hydrogen-powered monster mining truck
23
By
Abominator
Friday 12th January 2024 17:44 GMT
Time for a Geeko remix: openSUSE is looking for a new logo
9
By
Anonymous Coward
Saturday 9th December 2023 08:24 GMT
HP TV ads claim its printers are 'made to be less hated'
94
By
CountCadaver
Thursday 11th January 2024 00:13 GMT
YouTuber who crashed plane for sponsorship dollars earns 6 months behind bars
34
By
Bitbeisser
Wednesday 7th February 2024 22:07 GMT
From Joaquin Phoenix to Rowan Atkinson, we enjoyed your Musk movie casting calls
20
By
Blade9983
Monday 4th December 2023 15:32 GMT
Nostalgia for XP sells out Microsoft's 2023 'Windows Ugly Sweater'
25
By
JWLong
Sunday 24th December 2023 22:12 GMT
We challenged you to come up with tech predictions for 2024 (wrong answers only) – here are some favorites so far
38
By
zuckzuckgo
Saturday 9th December 2023 14:50 GMT
AI threatens to automate away the clergy
76
By
Anonymous Coward
Thursday 7th December 2023 14:28 GMT
Zuckerberg accused of OK'ing Insta plastic surgery filters despite fears of harm to kids
15
By
Anonymous Coward
Wednesday 29th November 2023 21:24 GMT
Either the FBI is recruiting in Iran – or some govt Google ad buyers are getting a lousy deal
5
By
MiguelC
Wednesday 29th November 2023 09:46 GMT
Virgin Atlantic flies 'world's first fossil-fuel free' transatlantic commercial flight
40
By
Graham Dawson
Friday 1st December 2023 08:50 GMT
Share your 2024 tech forecasts (wrong answers only) to win a terrible sweater
311
By
HandleBaz
Wednesday 31st January 2024 13:26 GMT
USB Cart of Death: The wheeled scourge that drove Windows devs to despair
89
By
Jou (Mxyzptlk)
Monday 11th December 2023 14:23 GMT
Surface Duo crashes the party as Doctor Who celebrates 60th birthday
57
By
Anonymous Coward
Thursday 30th November 2023 08:02 GMT
Long-term space missions may make liftoff harder for male astronauts
35
By
david 12
Tuesday 9th January 2024 21:10 GMT
Remembering the time Windows accidentally sent Poland to the bottom of the sea
30
By
Anonymous Coward
Thursday 23rd November 2023 06:53 GMT
Page:
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10…
Next →