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open Now you can officially dox Scrabble players, thanks to the new dictionary definitions 53
open Personality quiz for all you IT bods: Are you a chameleon or an outlaw? A diplomat or a high flier? Vote right here 138
open Great disturbance in the Force as Star Wars' 'big walking carpet' is laid to rest 23
By Swarthy
open What a meth: Elderly Melbourne couple sign for 20kg shipment of drugs, say cops 95
open Cool story, brew: Utah karaoke crooners receive cold, refreshing shock as alcohol authority refuses beer licence 90
open Take a hike: Grab a flask of tea – South Korea is opening hiking trails in the DMZ 21
open Russian-trained spy whale spooks Norwegian fishermen 56
open Owner of Smuggler's Inn B&B ordered to put up a sign warning guests not to cross into Canada 115
open Jocasta? Jocasta! Don't ram that trolley into the man: New tech promises an end to this scenario 53
open Parents slapped with dress code after turning school grounds into a fashion crime scene 214
open President Trump sits down with Twitter boss for crunch talks: Why am I losing followers? 108
open Not another pro-Brexit demo... though easy to confuse: Each Union Jack marks a pile of poo 88
open Bloke faces up to 20 years in the clink after gun held to dot-com owner's head in robbery 77
By Kiwi
open Aussies, Yanks may think they're big drinkers – but Brits easily booze them under the table 143
open Idiot admits destroying scores of college PCs using USB Killer gizmo, filming himself doing it 147
open Canadian woman fined for not holding escalator handrail finally reaches the top after 10 years 146
open So how'd this go again... A sea goddess told you in a dream to run for president of Taiwan? OK, Mr Foxconn boss 21
open Ozzy app maker cancels hump day: We've tripled profits! scream slackers 34
By TeeCee
open I've had it with these mother-fscking slaps on this mother-fscking plane: Flight fight sparks legal brouhaha over mid-air co-ords 125
open Kent bloke incurs the anchor of local council after fly-tipping boat 80
open Make America Infringe Again: Trump campaign video pulled over Batman copyright 51
open Woman calls cops on shadowy baddie barricaded in bathroom... to discover: Roomba gone rogue 37
open Town admits 'a poor decision was made' after baseball field set on fire to 'dry' it more quickly 219
open BT Tower broadcasts error message to the nation as Windows displays admin's shame 101
open Trend Micro antivirus fails to stop measles carrier rubbing against firm's Ottawa offices 114
By Slef
open Prince Harry takes a stand against poverty, injustice, inequality? Er, no, Fortnite 140
open Two Arkansas dipsticks nicked after allegedly taking turns to shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests 183
open Dutch director cops roar deal after selling off lion-based schlock to China 22
open In the West, we're worried about shooting down drones. In Russia, drones shoot you 75
open Cops use bread and riot shields in desperate bid to contain crazed swan running amok in streets 71
open Aussie engineer accuses 'serial farter' supervisor of bullying, seeks $1.8m redress 74
open Google sparks online outcry after its currency converter goes haywire for third time this year 14
By Paul
open Not quite the Bake Off they were expecting: Canadian seniors served weed-infused brownies 44
open Russian sailors maroon themselves in Bristol Channel after drunken dinghy ride goes awry 54
open 'It's full of beer!' Miracle fridge reveals itself to pals tuckered out from cleaning flooded cabin 88
open McAfee – the completely sane guy, not the biz – told to fork out $25m over 'torture, murder' of his Belize neighbor 40
By hatti
open Brexit text-it wrecks it: Vote Leave fined £40k for spamming 200k msgs ahead of EU referendum 182
open Croydon school rolling in toilet roll after Brexit gift deemed unfit for the Queen's Anus Horribilis 137
By Lars
open Wondering why 'Devin Nunes herp-face' was trending online? Here's the 411: House rep sues Twitter for all the rude stuff tweeted about him 82
By quxinot
open Mayors having a right 'mare in Florida: Acting mayor arrested weeks after boss also arrested 65
open Science says death metal fans delightful and intelligent people, great at dinner parties 127
open UK joins growing list of territories to ban Boeing 737 Max flights as firm says patch incoming 196
open 'What's up, Skip?' asks paraglider – before 'roo beats the snot out of him 56
open Transcript leak: Inside Facebook's secret crisis meeting, where Zuck and Sheryl race to save social network's rep 25
open Tim Apple. Larry Oracle. Ginni Layoffs: It works so why the heck not? 60
open Unless you want your wine bar to look like a brothel, purple curtains are a no-no apparently 72
open Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster 251
open Silent Merc, holy e-car... Mflllwhmmmp! What is that terrible sound? 176
open Prodigy dancer and vocalist Keith Flint found dead aged 49 110
open Sniff the love: Subaru's SUVs overwhelmed by scent of hair shampoo, recalls 2.2 million cars 67


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