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open Vodafone: Yes, we slurp data on customers' network setups, but we do it for their own good 65
By HughPH
open Among those pardoned by Trump this week: Software maker ex-CEO who admitted hacking into rivals' systems 61
open Instagram influencer fools followers into thinking Ikea photoshoot was Bali holiday 54
open OK, which Dombås stuffed Windows 10 to bursting at Swedish flatpack flinger? 74
By 9Rune5
open Oracle staff say Larry Ellison's fundraiser for Trump is against 'company ethics' – Oracle, ethics... what dimension have we fallen into? 116
open We're afraid it might be terminal: Tesco top-up box looking less than tip-top 28
open You'll never select all and mark as read again after this tale of peril... Oh, who are we kidding? Of course you will 78
open Bloke forks out £12m, hands over keys to tropical island to shoo away claims that his web marketing biz was a scam 54
By HKmk23
open Parks and recreation escalate efforts to take back control of field terrorised by thug geese 72
open Microsoft's little eyes light up as Oscar-winning Taika Waititi says Apple keyboards make him 'want to go back to PCs' 34
open You want a Y2K crash? FINE! Here's a poorly computer 57
By Plest
open Super-leaker Snowden punts free PDF* of tell-all NSA book with censored parts about China restored, underlined 48
By LDS
open Social media notifications of the future: Ranger tagged you in a photo with Tessadora, Wrenlow, Faelina and Graylen 126
open Come to Five Guys, where the software is as fresh as the burgers... or maybe not 65
open Tech can endure the most inhospitable environments: Space, underwater, down t'pit... even hairdressers 190
By shedied
open Bada Bing, bada bork: Windows 10 is not happy, and Microsoft's search engine has something to do with it 144
open That's what makes you hackable: Please, baby. Stop using 'onedirection' as a password 100
open 'Windows Vista' spotted doing a whoopsie over EE's signage 90
open What a terrible result from this year's Super Bowl. Can you believe it? Awful. Yes, we're talking about the tech ads 53
open Artful prankster creates Google Maps traffic jams by walking a cartful of old phones around Berlin 165
By Eeep !
open Very little helps: Tesco flashes ancient Windows desktop on Scan-As-You-Shop device 116
open Elon Musk shows world that he is truly awful at something 54
open Throw a sofa at this guy with your mind. She's in Control. Oh look, now I've learnt to bloody fly. She's in Control 18
open El Reg tries – and fails – to get its talons on a Brexit tea towel 101
open AI 'more profound than fire', Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai tells rich folks' talking shop 42
open It's a jungle out there when it comes to conservation tech – but there's a cloud for that 2
By Mike 16
open Beer necessities: US chap registers bevvy as emotional support animal so he can booze on public transport 95
open Good folk of Forfar: Alan Hattel would like you all to know he's not dead despite what it says on his tombstone 52
open The Foot of Cupid emits final burst of flatulence in honour of fallen Python Terry Jones 63
By 9Rune5
open Alan Turing’s OBE medal, PhD cert, other missing items found in super-fan’s Colorado home by agents, says US govt 90
open US court rules: Just because you can extract teeth while riding a hoverboard doesn't mean you should 60
open Who says HMRC hasn't got a sense of humour? Er, 65 million Brits 96
open Help! I'm trapped on Schrodinger's runaway train! Or am I..? 129
open World's richest bloke battles Oz catastro-fire with incredible AU$1m donation (aka load of cheap greenwashing) 99
By DiViDeD
open Pomp and ceremony: When the US Secretary of State meets Oracle overlord Larry 18
By paulll
open Y2K quick-fix crick? 1920s come roaring back after mystery blip at UK's vehicle licensing agency 121
open Tea tipplers are more likely to live longer, healthier lives than you triple venti pumpkin-syrup soy-milk latte-swilling fiends 117
By hplasm
open Love T-shirts, but can't be bothered to wash them? We've seen just the thing! 41
open We’ve had enough of your beach-blocking shenanigans, California tells stubborn Sun co-founder: Kiss our lawsuit 160
open Tragedy: CES squeeze forces frequent flier hotshots into economy hell 47
By jake
open Y2K? It was all just a big bun-fight, according to one Reg reader 97
open I caught Disco Elysium fever. No, not the Saturday Night kind. I was really quite poorly 20
open A sprinkling of Star Wars and a dash of Jedi equals a slightly underbaked Rise Of Skywalker 134
open Oh this 2019 timeline. Finish this sentence: Austrian politico accused of spending €3,000 a month on ... 26
open Hate speech row: Fine or jail anyone who calls people boffins, geeks or eggheads, psychology nerd demands 269
open Cool 'joke', bro, you could have killed someone: Epilepsy Foundation sics cops on sick flashing-light Twitter trolls 76
open The National Museum of Computing goes Marie Kondo at Christmas: Luckily all the Lego sparks joy 9
By hatti
open Buzz kill: Crook, 73, conned investors into shoveling millions into geek-friendly caffeine-loaded chocs that didn't exist. Now he's in jail 80
By jtaylor
open Hit one up on Insta, would you? Her Maj is after a social media manager 26
By Teiwaz
open Attention! Very important science: Tapping a can of fizzy beer does... absolutely nothing 117
By MOH

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