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open Only true boffins will be able to grasp Blighty's new legal definitions of the humble metre and kilogram 297
By DiViDeD
open From unmovable boot screens to dead certs, neither are what you want to see in a hospital 15
open Bloke rolls up to KFC drive-thru riding horse-drawn cart only to be told: Neigh 115
open EU aviation wonks give all-electric training aeroplane the green light – but noob pilots only have 50 mins before they have to land it 93
By juice
open Frenchman scores €50k compensation for suffering 'bore-out' at work after bosses gave him 'menial' tasks 83
open The only way is bork for the UK's embattled rail travellers 10
open Mortal wombat: 4 generations of women fight for their lives against murderous marsupial 60
By KBeee
open Yet another beefy BSOD spotted lurking within the walls of US patty pusher 25
open Trump's Make Space Great Again video pulled after former 'naut says: Nope 105
open Travel-sick Windows needing a Systemwiederherstellung would be in Germany, right? Austria? Not necessarily 35
open Hey Mister Prime Minister ... Scott! Can you get off my lawn please, mate? 53
open The UK's favourite lockdown cheese is Big and Red but doesn't require a stinking great audit after consumption 58
open The Edinburgh Fringe festival isn't happening this year, but that won't stop a digital sign doing its own comedy routine 12
open Building society caught in middle of high street sharing a little too much on TeamViewer 21
open Guess who came thiiis close to signing off a €102k annual budget? Austria. Someone omitted 'figures in millions' 49
open VirtuaVerse: Cyberpunk point-and-click throwback with ace chiptune soundtrack put out by... a metal record label? 12
By JonSaul
open Surprise! That £339 world's first 'anti-5G' protection device is just a £5 USB drive with a nice sticker on it 215
open Great success! Finance app was able to inform user that their action was unsuccessful 13
By Hazmoid
open While waiting for the Linux train, Bork pays a visit to Geordieland with Windows 10 28
By eionmac
open You E-diot! Formula E driver booted off Audi team after getting video game ace to take his place in online race 23
By Hazmoid
open Chicago: Why I just grin like a dork... It's my kind of Bork 46
open Wanna force granny to take down that family photo from the internet? No problem. Europe's GDPR to the rescue 50
open Hooray! It's IT Day! Let's hear it for the lukewarm mugs of dirty water that everyone seems to like so much 85
open Berlin's renowned nightclub scene is showing signs of life. Just one problem: No dancing 20
By IGotOut
open Windows invokes Sgrîn Las Marwolaeth upon Newport 21
open Doors closed by COVID-19, Brit retro tech museums need your help 30
open Huge if true... Trump explodes as he learns open source could erode China tech ban 122
open Beer gut-ted: As many as '70 million pints' spoiled during coronavirus pandemic must be destroyed in Britain 214
open If you don't LARP, you'll cry: Armed fun police swoop to disarm knight-errant spotted patrolling Welsh parkland 77
open We're going underground, and this time it's not an inebriated banker crapping themselves, but Transport for London 16
open Google says it'll pick up the tab – and stick it in a lovely colour-coded Chrome group 19
By KarMann
open Driveway karaoke singer who wanted to lift lockdown spirits cops council noise complaint 56
By jake
open The Rise of The (Coffee) Machines: I need assistance. I think I'm running Windows. Send help 110
open It is unclear why something designed to pump fuel into a car needs an ad-spewing computer strapped to it, but here we are 113
By GrantB
open What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you 487
open Serial killer spotted on the night train from Newcastle 63
open Twitter sticks a beak in, Clippy-style: Are you sure you want to set your account alight with that flame? 25
open Tom Cruise to increase in stature thanks to ISS jaunt? Now that's a mission impossible 29
open Pew-pew woo-hoo! Hong Kong reopens video arcades shut by coronavirus lockdown 8
By Lazar
open Baby Diesel? Little d'Artagnan? There is another child of Musk in the world 55
open Salesforce chief Marc Benioff gets clear view of pandemic, 'new balance' from guru pal 11
By jake
open It looks like you want a storage appliance for your data centre. Maybe you'd prefer a smart card reader? 38
By holmegm
open As Brit cyber-spies drop 'whitelist' and 'blacklist', tech boss says: If you’re thinking about getting in touch saying this is political correctness gone mad, don’t bother 262
open Browse mode: We're not goofing off on the Sidebar of Shame and online shopping sites, says UK's Ministry of Defence 49
open Ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord is here at last! Kind of 5
By 9Rune5
open Google is a 'publisher' says Aussie court as it hands £20k damages to gangland lawyer 37
open Lars Ulrich makes veiled threats of another Metallica album during web chat with Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff 63
open Prank warning: You do know your smart speaker's paired with Spotify over the internet, don't you? 72
open Sometimes one can go a little too far in search of isolation 21
open Aussie immunology legend consults Twitter for his local off-licence opening hours 16


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