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open Internet use up 40 per cent in San Francisco Bay Area – but you know what’s even higher? Yep, alcohol, weed use 29
open You're not fooling anyone on that vid-conference call: Walmart says shirt sales soaring, pants not pulled up 32
By Mike 16
open What's the difference between Windows 7 and a bin lorry? One is full of garbage, and the other… oh dear 37
open Astroboffin gets magnets stuck up his schnozz trying and failing to invent anti-face-touching coronavirus gizmo 83
open Exchange some currency you want to? Guess the BIOS setup keyboard combination first you must, young Padawan 17
open Announcing the official Reg-approved measure of social distancing: The Osman 79
By R0bb1eB
open Lockdown ain't easy. And that's without snoring, burping, hair-shedding seals outside your house 12
open Instagram, YouTube 'iron man' marketer first to be nabbed by Feds cracking down on fake coronavirus web cures 6
open Microsoft staff giggle beneath the weight of a 52,000-person Reply-All email storm 81
open Borky shark: A deserted airport and a Raspberry Pi feeling poorly at baggage claim. Welcome to 2020 39
By AlbertH
open Cops charge prankster who 'corona-coughed' on aged officer and had it filmed 74
By Terry 6
open Asterix co-creator Albert Uderzo dies aged 92 62
By diego
open The shelves may be empty, but the disk is full: Not even Linux can resist the bork at times 57
open Crack police squad seeks help to flush out Australian toilet paper thieves 35
open Forget about those pesky closures, Windows 10 has an important message for you 50
By rcxb
open All roads lead to Bork in Kansas as Windows puts on a show for motorists 21
open British Army adopts WhatsApp for formal orders as coronavirus isolation kicks in 84
open Come to Malmö for St Peter's. Stay for the Bork 22
open Deliveroo UK adds 'Don't interact with the help' option for when ordering a burger 28
open Tinfoil hat brigade switches brand allegiance to bog paper 158
open Borklays soz for the ailing ATMs but won't say if fix involved a Microsoft invoice 34
By JulieM
open Schermata blu di errore: Italy might be in lockdown, but the sh!tshow must go on 22
open Welcome to Superbork: Where high-street fashion meets high-strung Windows 10
open Hello, support? What do I click if I want some cash? 103
open Grab a towel and pour yourself a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster because The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is 42 248
open Want to own a bit of Concorde? Got £750k burning a hole in your pocket? We have just the thing 105
open What's inside a tech freelancer's backpack? That's right, EVERYTHING 124
By Dr_N
open Your opinion does matter to this Jordanian telco... only it's experiencing some technical difficulties right now 7
By 1752
open Facebook, distributor of deceptive political ads, sues registrar Namecheap over deceptive domain names 27
open You'll get your money – when this bank has upgraded Windows 7... or bought extended support 33
open As Australia is gripped by bog roll shortage, tabloid says: Here, fill your dunny with us 77
By MyffyW
open Windows 7 goes dual screen to shriek at passersby: Please, just upgrade me or let me die 40
open Escape From Tarkov: Hardest of the hardcore looter-shooter is spellbinding despite the punishing learning curve 17
open Death and taxis: Windows has had enough of clinging to a cab rooftop in the London rain 62
open Sure, check through my background records… but why are you looking at my record collection? 150
open EU court tells prudish IP office to fack off for balking at 'fack ju' trademark application 27
open US Homeland Security mistakenly seizes British ad agency's website in prostitution probe gone wrong 170
open Pope tells his followers to log off for Lent 75
open Breaker one-nine, this trucker's rubber ducked, facing a year in the slammer for Acer laptop thefts 32
open If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now: Brexit tea towel says it'll just be the gigabit broadband 119
open Just the place you'd want to spot a BSOD: While waiting in line for a roller coaster that lifts you up 124ft 49
By ridley
open Flat Earther and wannabe astronaut killed in homemade rocket 292
open Windows 7: Still looking after business (except when it isn't) 53
open Come on baby light me on fire: McDonald's to sell 'Quarter Pounder' scented candles 85
By Stevie
open Your McDonald's demo has expired. For full functionality, please purchase a licence or try another fast-food joint 68
open Life in plastic, with a classic: Polymer £20 notes released into wild sporting Turner art 34
open Yo, Imma let you finish, but for the 6,000 people still using that app on a daily basis ... we have a question: why? 47
open Reddit gets downvoted as site takes a Wednesday tumble 24
open And they said IoT was trash: Sheffield 'smart' bins to start screaming when they haven't been emptied for a fortnight 109
open Vodafone: Yes, we slurp data on customers' network setups, but we do it for their own good 65
By HughPH

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