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open E-scooter fanboy so hyped for Teesside to host UK's first trial 29
open Erudite, insightful, self-aware and almost human: Give your local database admin a hug – it's DBA Appreciation Day 4
open Well bork me sideways: A railway ticket machine lies down for a little Windoze 37
By paduan
open Hey, Boeing. Don't celebrate your first post-grounding 737 Max test flight too hard. You just lost another big contract 82
open Someone must be bricking it: UK govt website for first-time home buyers snapped up for £40,000 after left to expire 43
By Roland6
open Now that's a train delay Upminster with which London travellers shall not put 24
open It's National Cream Tea Day and this time we end the age-old debate once and for all: How do you eat yours? 160
open An unfortunate bit of product placement for Microsoft as Liverpool celebrates winning some silverware 36
open Lockdown team building: Actualise the potentiality of your workforce... through the power of video games 20
open CompSci student bitten by fox after feeding it McNuggets 128
By x 7
open You'd think lockdown would be heaven for us layabouts – but half the UK has actually started 'exercising more' 28
open Fasten your seat belts: Brave Reg hack spends a week eating airline food grounded by coronavirus crash 104
open CSI: coming soon to a screen near you 17
By TeeCee
open When you bork... through a storm: Liverpool do all they can to take advantage of summer transfer, er, Windows 41
open Segway to Heaven: Mega-hyped wonder-scooter that was going to remake city transport to cease production 48
open Windows fails to reach the Finnish line as Helsinki signage pleads for help 41
open What does London's number 65 bus have to hide? OS caught on camera setting fire to '22,000 illegal file(s)!!' 63
open How do you run a military court over Zoom? With 28 bullet points and a ceremonial laptop flunkey, of course! 50
open Hayfever in Haymarket, or has Windows sneezed out a BSOD? 14
By Danny 2
open The bork on the sign goes round and round, round and round, round and round 14
open Only true boffins will be able to grasp Blighty's new legal definitions of the humble metre and kilogram 297
By DiViDeD
open From unmovable boot screens to dead certs, neither are what you want to see in a hospital 15
open Bloke rolls up to KFC drive-thru riding horse-drawn cart only to be told: Neigh 115
open EU aviation wonks give all-electric training aeroplane the green light – but noob pilots only have 50 mins before they have to land it 93
By juice
open Frenchman scores €50k compensation for suffering 'bore-out' at work after bosses gave him 'menial' tasks 83
open The only way is bork for the UK's embattled rail travellers 10
open Mortal wombat: 4 generations of women fight for their lives against murderous marsupial 60
By KBeee
open Yet another beefy BSOD spotted lurking within the walls of US patty pusher 25
open Trump's Make Space Great Again video pulled after former 'naut says: Nope 104
open Travel-sick Windows needing a Systemwiederherstellung would be in Germany, right? Austria? Not necessarily 35
open Hey Mister Prime Minister ... Scott! Can you get off my lawn please, mate? 53
open The UK's favourite lockdown cheese is Big and Red but doesn't require a stinking great audit after consumption 58
open The Edinburgh Fringe festival isn't happening this year, but that won't stop a digital sign doing its own comedy routine 12
open Building society caught in middle of high street sharing a little too much on TeamViewer 21
open Guess who came thiiis close to signing off a €102k annual budget? Austria. Someone omitted 'figures in millions' 49
open VirtuaVerse: Cyberpunk point-and-click throwback with ace chiptune soundtrack put out by... a metal record label? 12
By JonSaul
open Surprise! That £339 world's first 'anti-5G' protection device is just a £5 USB drive with a nice sticker on it 215
open Great success! Finance app was able to inform user that their action was unsuccessful 13
By Hazmoid
open While waiting for the Linux train, Bork pays a visit to Geordieland with Windows 10 28
By eionmac
open You E-diot! Formula E driver booted off Audi team after getting video game ace to take his place in online race 23
By Hazmoid
open Chicago: Why I just grin like a dork... It's my kind of Bork 46
open Wanna force granny to take down that family photo from the internet? No problem. Europe's GDPR to the rescue 50
open Hooray! It's IT Day! Let's hear it for the lukewarm mugs of dirty water that everyone seems to like so much 85
open Berlin's renowned nightclub scene is showing signs of life. Just one problem: No dancing 20
By IGotOut
open Windows invokes Sgrîn Las Marwolaeth upon Newport 21
open Doors closed by COVID-19, Brit retro tech museums need your help 30
open Huge if true... Trump explodes as he learns open source could erode China tech ban 122
open Beer gut-ted: As many as '70 million pints' spoiled during coronavirus pandemic must be destroyed in Britain 214
open If you don't LARP, you'll cry: Armed fun police swoop to disarm knight-errant spotted patrolling Welsh parkland 77
open We're going underground, and this time it's not an inebriated banker crapping themselves, but Transport for London 16



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