If you kiss the right frog (or lick its back) its pretty much guaranteed to start talking.
The knights who say Phi are going to be spending a but more time with thier shrubbery.
I'll get my coat.
if you use Microzoft conventions the rest of your code is in reverse polish with messed up Capitalisation
SELinux gives you more than the basic unix system.
Merely short sighted. If you dont take care, very soon that browser will cease to exist.
Love the hackers 1 pic. Hackers 2 did pardon the producers.
tensorflow looks pretty cool and Google are using already so you know it aint all hype.
The most common search term on Google used to be "facebook". I bet facebook love that.
good point, how could xz be subject to path based bugs? perhaps one for tips & corrections?
Porting synergy for a rooted ebook reader is on my never ending list of parked projects
They should have made it 1/300000000 and changed the meter, just to anoy the French.
That's because it's Brexit's fault.
Google docs/sheets et al. Its free. Microsoft will find it hard to compete with that for consumers.
I think molly valley is already apt.
be interesting to see how many companies post snowden have implemented 100% S-Protocols inside the lan.
I've never not had cloudy email.
before Hotmail, is was your isp's job.
Hotplugging network cards in vms sounds handy.
Pretty good firewall to take away the network device :)
Java is GPL. Google have every right to use Java. They are arguing over 11,000 loc: because Oracle.
Swiftkey is great for that. However it requires near-human input to come up with something original sounding like cofefe.
Gmail invented reading your private emails to work out what to advertise. Not sure that is "better" email.
Agreed, it typical to "scatter" audio sources with diffusers in recording studios makes them ring less.
Why on earth would you want explorer.exe when you have mlocate
Micro$haft was spent incorrectly throughout that article. I thought we had all ageed at least the "Microsoft" was technically incorrect.
S3 designed for 99.999999999%* durability.
* For as long as we are in business.
429,343 X 12 min is ten European standard wank-years
One rule for... oh never mind its all a cia plot anyway.
Just stay away.
I think those are revenue figures, not profit. Microsoft is assuming a lot of growth.
Imho google should be banned from making a browser. Dangerous vertical, and here they are abusing it again.
come on reg, this is surely just that captcha popup that I have seen loads before.
Not even slightly "blocking".
All this and "no evidence of the hack being used in the wild." Has that term got some specific legal meaning nowadays?
Way off. Its friday there are 3500kg of dunks on each London bus.
If this is true, sounds like a fork might be able to get ahead of the Google controlled Go?
Unintended 'negative consequences' = your not intelligent enough to see the economic and social damge caused by your ranting.
'National Security' = 'Otherwise Unjustifiable'
did you include android in that stat?
Competition makes buisinesses better.
Making life difficult in this way for a successful competitive biz like Huawei will only make it stronger.
f*ck the law, bundle bad software, delay legal proceedings till its too late.
The Microsoft business model. ®
That could also be from the Hipster devops dude with the candycane mocha latte vape goning on.
TAGSAM is an uninspired name. The "Noodly apendage" would have been better if we can find an appropriate backronym
Side note: 15 years from now they will be saying one particular MS exec was on the right side of history.
Perhaps a little icon of Bob screwing Alice with Eve looking thru the window having a wank.
There is no reason "pods" can't be as large as planes. Or trains. Or chained together.
Software that automatically blames the other driver. That opinion is going to sell better than the skiis rack.
Its the other way around. People do want to pay for Java support. Just not to Oracle.
Its more like a stupid crook buying a flashy car.
Very trek, but is it an improvment? Tesla driver's attempts to replace the steering wheel with a touchscreen have not always been successful.
can someone living in the UK please explain why the pointless wetware inside autonomous vehicles need to wear hi viz jackets?
Hi this is Kieren McCarthy, I'm not available right now please leave a message after the beep.
"OK Google, phone 0898 333666"
"although I wonder how tolerant midrange buyers are of a phone with no audio jack."
*scrolls to bottom of article, hits forum*
Which is clearly proposterous because audi drivers drive down the middle of the road no matter what country they are in!
The hoody is a reference to Zuck who pwnd all you private data ten years ago.
I think it should stay.
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