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Dealing with the pandemic by drinking and swearing? Boffins say you're not alone

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re: no safe level

This has been disproved time and time again.

a bottle per person is safe, two is not.

Intel's net positive water use only tells part of the story

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Yes! Burn petrol to make water!

Doh!

We need to all walk around in Dune's stillsuits.

With pee collectors producing nitrates to replace the fertiliser stocks.

Azure VMs ruined by CrowdStrike patchpocalypse? Microsoft has recovery tips

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On a serious note

Is it safe to turn on Windows machines that have been down while this was going on?

Does anyone at CrowdStrike work weekends?

Bookstore sells some data centre capacity, becomes Microsoft, Oracle's nemesis

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Re: Since it wasn't mentioned by name in the article

Windows™, because good managers know that the only cure for FUD is a bonefide certified support contract.

From Vega with love: Pegasus interstellar asteroid's next stop

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What about these interstellar mini spacecraft thingamabubs being proposed, could you fire one of these with lasers towards it to ger a close up. Be good target practice.

Epyc fail? We can defeat AMD's virtual machine encryption, say boffins

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Re: Publishing microcode ? What are you smoking ?

This reads like a rant about c sourcecode in 1980.

Given enogh eyes all bugs are shallow even applys to hardware.

eBay eBabe enigma explained: Microsoft bug blamed after topless model slings e-souk's emails at stunned Brits

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Re: No damage done

Nobody considers the reputation of the model: who unwittingly has her top class baps associated with Microsofts pisspoor email service.

She should be compensated.

AppGet 'really helped us,' Microsoft says, but offers no apology to dev for killing open-source package manager

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There is a lot of money in running the official package manager, if you throw your morals out the window, or didn't have any to begin with.

Heads up: OnePlus phones have a secret root backdoor and the password is 'angela'

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thanks for the heads up

Polite way of saying "you idiot, if you hadnt blabbed on the internet you could have been awarded bounty"

Israeli authorities investigate NSO Group over Pegasus spyware abuse claims

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Re: How does it work?

I have rule of thumb for government spyware and hacking: if they can do it, they are doing it.

Florida man insists he didn't violate the law by keeping Top Secret docs

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Re: What I cannot understand ...

https://www.archives.gov/presidential-libraries/laws/1978-act.html

Very concise doc on the rules. It's clear that Florida Man has broken many.

Google Cloud rolls back changes after 18-hour load balancer brownout

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for sure

the fact it took engineers 18 hours to work out the command to rollback a submit implies it was git. ;)

Samsung needs to eat itself, not copy Apple's X-rated margins

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s9 lite

What about the s8 as the lite version, I saw dex demoed on an s8 and it looked really good.

Dependable Debian is like a rock in a swirling gyre of 'move fast and break things', and version 11 is no different

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Devuan Chimaera

Devuan Chimaera aka version 4.0 is on the way, based on debian 11: for those that value init freedom.

Teradata chases hyperscaler, SI partnerships in cloud push

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'which includes software support and consultancy, aside from IBM's assistance"

"Which includes employing teenagers and firing peeps with marketable experience. "

TFTFY

Brit military wants a small-drone-killer system for £20m

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spb

Laser drone killers, sounds like job for EL REG SPECIAL PROJECTS BUREAU. Starting, of course, with a poll for the name and a logo competition :)

Linus Torvalds says new Linux lands next week and he’s sticking to that … for now

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Joke

Re: As for every release @teknopaul

...in vms...

Has the Intel port of OpenVMS got that far already?

Ohhhhh. He meant VMs, didn't he?

Bug-hunter faces jail for vulnerability reports, DuckDuckPwn (almost), family spied on via Nest gizmo, and more

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Re: Firefox 65.0 - and the increased internet googlification

I've started using yandex and bing. Just to diversify.

Its scary when Google flexes its muscles.

Breaking, literally: Microsoft's fix for CPU-hogging Windows bug wrecks desktop search

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Re: And lots of bluescreens

In such times, productive work can still be done "around the watercooler", or as they say in blighty "down the pub".

WebAssembly gets nod from W3C and, most likely, an embrace from cryptojackers online

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Re: those young whippersnappers... [get off my lawn]

Can we have a rule about use of capitals? With perhaps a subclause about irrelevant brackets and quots.

;)

Linux kernel's Kroah-Hartman: We're not struggling to get new coders, it's code review that's the bottleneck

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"I do testing so I don't have bugs" has been proven time and again to be a dangerous simplification of the realities of writing code.

Right to repair shouldn't exist – not because it's wrong but because it's so obviously right

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Re: Even maintenance can be hard

Dude. Changing a battery should not be even considered "repair".

Which part of 69 > 20 > 0 don't you understand?

As System76 starts work on its own Linux desktop world, GNOME guy opens blog, engages flame mode

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Re: Desktops must be multiplied beyond necessity

If you want to write it in a memory safe language, starting afresh might not be a bad thing.

Driver in Uber's self-driving car death goes on trial, says she feels 'betrayed'

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Re: Software to arbitrate between two soldiers -- haven't they heard of rank?

Sarg? where is the option to tick if there isn't a foxhole?

Fan boy 3: Huawei overhauls Air-a-like MateBooks

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Re: Stop, just stop

Book is a pretty standard suffix for a keyb + monitor clamshell.

E.g. Ultrabooks etc.

Laptop was always a silly name.

Samsung unveils hardened SD card that can last 16 years if you treat it right

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Re: "can sustain 16 years of continual writes."

With SD read is implicitly more than writes. Its writes that knacker your SD cards and SDDs

Google, Amazon pass on UK Digital Services Tax by hiking ad prices, fees at same rate the government takes

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Re: No surprise here

When you have a monopoly and thus totally inelastic demand. In a free market economy its added to the supply curve as a cost.

Twitter: No big deal, but everyone needs to change their password

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I think its fairly common to send "plaintext" over ssl and hash and compare to stored hash during auth.

What would you recommend?

WebAssembly gets nod from W3C and, most likely, an embrace from cryptojackers online

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Re: I will not use this

Fyi google web assembly runtime is v8, i.e. the javascript runtime, they are not seperate projects.

Maybe there is hope for 2020: AI that 'predicts criminality' from faces with '80% accuracy, no bias' gets in the sea

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Re: Body language

"Stop and search" is a term invented to downplay unwaranted arrests.

ar•rest ə-rĕst′►

intransitive verb

To stop; check.

Firefox to adopt Chrome's new approach to extensions – sans the part that threatens ad blockers

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Re: UNclear

They day Google replaced the WWW with a proprietary binary protocol (spdy) was the day Google should have been broken up.

Teardown reveals iPhone 15 to be series of questionable design decisions

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Anti trust?

Surely there is anti-trust law to prevent...

"Apple simply bought out the entirety of TSMC's capacity for the year."

'Moore's Revenge' is upon us and will make the world weird

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Re: A chip in everything...

I presume you mean AND can be usable without connectivity.

5 years is nothing like the acceptable lifetime of a TV or fridge, imho.

Transport for London Oyster system pulled offline after credential-stuffing crooks board customers' accounts

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Re: We encourage all customers not to use the same password for multiple sites

It is credential stuffing per wikipedia's definition

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credential_stuffing

Remember those wacky cyberpunk costumes in Hackers? They're on display in London this week

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Gimp

Re: Horrible movie

horrible, implausible plot: no one would believe hackers could shut down an oil pipeline...

wacky costumes indeed: unless you did your job interview at burning man.

US Air Force puts Godzilla in charge of autonomous warfare effort with Project Kaiju

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Re: I've seen/read enough warnings on this

US Mega Corp will be happy to invest in warehouses full of AI hardware to play chess with the enemy

US Commerce Dept says China has brain-control weaponry

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Re: Brain Control, Havana Syndrome, Microchips, USA and China

Save your self a click. the video is nonsense rant about Biden and Trump. It explains nothing, just makes accusations.

Apple sued in nightmare case involving teen wrongly accused of shoplifting, driver's permit used by impostor, and unreliable facial-rec tech

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Re: Read the article

they have photos, they may lie about deleting them but they do have photos.

Google's next big idea for browser security looks like another freedom grab to some

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Re: Naturally...

They already flag nay app that does not use Google play for notifications as "using too much battery".

Eu should step up on this it's clear monopoly abuse.

Apple flings patent lawsuit at HTC (again)

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wot no widgets

here here, Apple is not the market leader in phone tech these days, perhaps they can win a law suit to prove they were.

Google broke its own cloud, again, with dud DB config change

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Re: DevOps

Highly doubt that. DevOps is all about test pipelines. Isn't fool proof but I doubt they have not go change control on prod config.

Now Internet Society told to halt controversial .org sale… by its own advisory council: 'You misread the community mindset around dot-org'

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Getting there

If Ethos Capital cant afford a few flights, maybe they dont have that much capital. Holding them off might work.

Keep up the good work.

EasyJet flight loadsheet snafu caused by software 'code errors' says UK safety agency

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Re: Weight of passengers

How come planes can't measure tire or shocks pressure to work out what they really have and how well balanced they are?

US is best place to be a software engineer, salary survey finds

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Re: BUT.......

In the US they could make all maple syrup from high fructose corn syrup, sugar, xantha gum and artificial coloring and no one would notice.

US mulls retaliation for China blacklisting Micron without evidence of security threat

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Re: Ha ha ha

The best way to stop people from spying and stealing is to be open and share.

Russia bans foreign software purchases for critical infrastructure

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Re: What's old is new again

They have to get caught.

It would test a hacker's love of mother Russia and it's oligarchs.

Brit military wants a small-drone-killer system for £20m

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RF jamming got to be worth a try for taking out toy drones.

cheap , easy , probably illegal to try it out in the office.

Brit military wants a small-drone-killer system for £20m

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tasty, presumably targeting has to be more precise than explosives. you're probably only targeting in 2d, explosives would need to know the distance.

We can do this the easy way or the Huawei, US tells Germany with threat to snip intel over 5G fears

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This is Huawei vs Cisco not capitalism vs communism. If it were the US would shut up and let the market decide. Ho ho.

AI query optimization in IBM's Db2 shows you can teach a tech dinosaur new tricks

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Migrating db2 to postres this month.

It's politics, natch.

But using db2 in the first place was arranged in the golf course.

Please

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