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This Valentine's day Oracle's given you 12 big red data centres

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80-characters-per-line limits should be terminal, says Linux kernel chief Linus Torvalds

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except 23

Spectre haunts Intel's SGX defense: CPU flaws can be exploited to snoop on enclaves

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Re: big news: @teknopaul

If you own the tin, in a bofh scenario, can you provide a broken sgx api anyway? With or without spectre?... teknopaul

Quite so, teknopaul, .... Own Command and Control with IT and their AIs. Can you Imagine to Realise their Future Programs for Picture ReProgramming with AIMedia Presentations from Colossal and Titanic Studio Organs ........ Birthing Areas for Alien Landers on Earth ........ where TS/SCI Scripts are Enlivened and AIRealised with Universal Broad Band Casting ........ so you get to see the Future Arriving just as IT and Media are showing you with talking pictures/selected program actor.

Google slides DNS privacy into 'Droid developer stream

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Re: Weird

top trick

Fleeing Facebook app users realise what they agreed to in apps years ago – total slurpage

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Re: I assume

Bollocks.

US Air Force puts Godzilla in charge of autonomous warfare effort with Project Kaiju

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Re: Please specify

Florida

What do you call megabucks Microsoft? No really, it's not a joke. El Reg needs you

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Re: Tricky

"The ex-glaziers"

Atlantic City auctions off chance to hit Big Red Button and make grotesque Trump Plaza casino go boom

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Re: The possibilities are ...

ILLBEOUT2024

Ex Netflix IT ops boss pocketed $500k+ in bribes before awarding millions in tech contracts

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change your social circle mate.

House of pain: If YAML makes you swear, shout louder – the agony is there for a reason

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Re: Syntactic whitespace

Ireallylikethedifferencesbetween2&3

Hospitals to use startup's AI tech to predict A&E traffic

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Re: Death

Quite the opposite

Half the world warned 'Chinese space station will fall on you'

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Re: Finders Keepers

+1 to that

Raising the price of in-demand processors really helps the bottom line, says AMD

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OK but can it run Windows

Third time's a charm, maybe: Bankers suing Oracle over claims of exaggerated cloud sales have another go at convincing skeptical judge

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Re: TL:DR Version

Climate change denier?

Dido 'Queen of Carnage' Harding to lead UK's Institute for Health Protection because Test and Trace went so well

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Worked with the WHO, Mr T hopes.

It's 2020 and a rogue ICMPv6 network packet can pwn your Microsoft Windows machine

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Re: A new bug in 2020 ...?

mime

Tab minimalists look away: Vivaldi introduces two-level tab stacks

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Re: Looks good

process per tab + ps

Pyrrhic victory: Co-Op wins £13m from IBM over collapse of £175m Project Cobalt insurance platform contract

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Re: Certainly not blameless

Except IBM employees.

HP Inc slurps Teradici to get better at delivering remote PCs

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did the pay less than 10 billion?

IBM AI boat to commemorate historic US Mayflower voyage finally lands… in Canada

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Well describes most projects by IBM too.

US govt mulls snatching back full control of the internet's domain name and IP address admin

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Kill Whois and go back to having meetings.

Sanctions-hit Russian developers fingered for crafting 'Monokle' Android snoopware

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Maybe thats because all apps run in sandboxes?

Getronics CEO on HMRC winding-up petition: An 'embarrassing' blip with cash in the wrong places

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Sounds like spintronics to me. Or perhaps gintronics.

'No BS' web host Gandi lives up to half of its motto... Some customer data wiped out in storage server meltdown

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Re: Talking about bullshit

hetzner do as well

Ardour goes harder: v6.0 brings 'huge engineering changes' to open-source digital audio workstation

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You've never had to pay for liblame

Another attempt at a Big Brand Killer: Oppo daddy BBK hits global smartphone market with Vivo X50 series

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Re: Trumpesque product.

Where's the IT angle?

ThinkPad T14s AMD Gen 1: Workhorse that does the business – and dares you to push that red button

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Three mouse buttons - does anyone use these?

yes

Trello moved 'Facelift' card to Completed on Go Live board

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meh.

The key feature of trello was simplicity.

It's safe to leave your bunker: Blame that Chinese nuclear plant alarm on fuel rod faults

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Re: A new movie perhaps?

Hide From CNN

Huawei dev flamed for 'useless' Linux kernel code contributions

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removing debug comments is almost always worth doing

Air gaps have been 'shattered’, says new Indian policy on power sector security

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Re: Bureaucrats pronounce

That is pretty obscure, obscurity.

Browser plugin brings strong crypto to Google webmail

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old news

FireFox pgp plugin has existed for years

Huawei announces tiny 10 KB IoT kernel

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Re: 10KB for the OS?

With 500mb of ram

Stop, look, listen: Don't be 2016's DevOps roadkill – here's how to survive

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I skipped most of it

Who where they advertising?

Getty load of this: Google to kill off 'View image' button in search

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Re: Suggestion to Google

Its already there, under tools.

Xiaomi the way: Hyped Chinese giant begins its battle for Britain

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Why is 5g going to be a shake up?

You have suffered without red-headed emoji for too long. That changes Tuesday

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Re: I demand moustaches and beards!

Go old school

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After 20-year battle, Channel island Sark finally earns the right to exist on the internet with its own top-level domain

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The burning question

How many websites does sark have?

Rust marks five years since its 1.0 release: The long and winding road actually works

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Re: Meh

With JavaScript your lucky if it compiles.

Franco-German cloud framework floated to protect European's data from foreign tech firms slurpage

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Re: Free Trade

I'm with AC. Everyone benefits.

University duo thought it would be cool to sneak bad code into Linux as an experiment. Of course, it absolutely backfired

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these people should be put in a secure facility.

AMD opens wallet to lure scientific computing boffins away from Nvidia's CUDA onto its Instinct accelerators

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Re: Interesting

I would say approximately 34

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35

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Cloudflare slams AWS egress fees to convince web giant to join its discount data club

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Re: I hold no candle for AWS

[citation needed]

This is AUKUS for China – US, UK, Australia reveal defence tech-sharing pact

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What am I missing, Op did not mention china?

Feds cuff Russian said to be developer of 'Trickbot' ransomware

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Malware Manager

Some days that feels like my job.

Huawei pays $9.65b dividend to its workers

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9.6 billion implmies your wrong

Numbers are telling

Don't stop me! Why Microsoft's inevitable browser irrelevance isn't

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My work Windows 7

Refuses to install IE 10, meh.

Boffins score gene bonanza: EU countries pledge to share one million genomes by 2022

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GDPR

Hey boss, how we gonna anonimize this data set?

Ex-US pres Bill Clinton has written a cyber-attack pulp thriller. With James Patterson. Really

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Ex-Pres writes book on "cyber", wheres the tech angle?

Thanks to all those tax dollars, humans can now hear the faint sounds of earthquakes on Mars

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Might we hear them methane farts that the rovers wiffed?

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