I do wonder
How many people, now, “used to work at Twitter/Google/Amazon/etc”…
I don’t really see that as a credential, frankly. Well done on the paying users but I’m unconvinced what we need is another frigging DB.
Oh my god, you’ve automated indexes? Mind blowing.
How about instead of scaling “easily”, we aim for scaling “efficiently”? It’s not a selling point to say “if you want it to run faster, just throw some more money down the hole!! Look what we learned at Twitter, cool right?”