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Celsius feels the heat: Ex-CEO arrested, watchdogs line up to sue bankrupt crypto biz

sarusa Silver badge


Trials like this should be:

Judge: 'Blah de blah opening stuff'

Prosecution: 'Cryptocurrency, your honor'

Judge: 'Guilty, guilty, GUILTY' *hammering the desk with gavel*

No fuss, no muss. Well, I guess it would take some time to decide the extent of the jail time and fines. :)

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