> Tono and his predecessors have promised to bring Japan further into the digital age, but have little to show for their efforts.
What are you talking about? This is a significant data breach! They're well on their way to a parity with western tech. At this rate thay'll have foreign spies in their infrastructure and half their industrial base held up by ransomware in no time!
If they work really hard, they'll be able to digitise all their medical records and sell them to a Chinese spy firm by the end of the decade.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
