Re: "Why do I have to be Bing Search?"
Well, that serves me right for not - as my teachers always pointed out - reading all the way to the bottom before adding my contribution.
I linked to a Penny Arcade strip earlier on this page in response to another comment, and darn if it isn't even MORE relevant to this thread.
No, I'm not going to re-post it. That would be cheap and attention-seeking. Just scroll up a page or two.