Re: Not that Sharp...
Indeed. When the Feds are in your flat taking your toys away, it's a bit late to "go out in a blaze of glory".
When the FBI has a warrant on you, you're goose is a good as cooked. Telling porkies like "someone else bought that VPN subscription" is only believable if that someone else was also buying other stuff and you took action to try to stop it. A "someone" who got access to your PayPal account is not going to stop at buying a VPN sub.
As usual, some dumb fuck thought he was on top of the world and, being the pathetic little slimeball that he appears to be, tried to rake in the cash and get an early retirement.
Well he'll get the retirement, but it'll be without the margharitas or the swimming pool blondes.
And he doesn't deserve them.