Infinite AI Theorem – The improved collected works of Shakespeare
Two things:
1) The AI is trained on existing essays, yes? So as more and more essays are spewed out by AI authors, the AI's will be trained on their own output. What can go wrong? (Isn't that how mad cow disease started?)
2) So you used AI to obtain that degree but you stink at writing. Now you enter the real word with a degree but no skills. You'll probably find yourself outcompeted in the workplace by more competent people very quickly.