Re: IBM
I used to be an IBMer and had a sign in my cube that said "Nunquam Permissium Opus, Interfere Per Plactium"... Internet Latin for "Never Let the Work Interfere With the Meetings"
I figure if your going to be a smarta$$ at work it's best to do it in Latin. It's classier and no one knows what it means anyway (except I'd tell anyone who would listen).