Japes
I had a PA complaining that she couldn't print. I told her that the font was too big for the cable and that she needed to disconnect the cable and shake the characters out, which she promptly did.
Then there was a drinks machine that had been configured so that you could order a "strong" water - so I had a few people trying to tell the difference.
Then fairly recently a friend had a standalone recirculating water feature as a present so set it up but thought it was too loud. So I suggested that the water was too hard and that it needed soft water to reduce the noise.
I've also got a squint where one eye goes off on a wander - I tell people that it's good because I can see around corners.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
