We have one guy...earlier this week...
Me: I was required to change my password to the timesheet system yesterday and now I can't remember it. Can you please reset my password?
Gonad: I confirm that you are still enabled in the timesheets. Please log in with the new password.
Me: What new password?
Gonad: Use the new password you set yesterday. If you do not remember it we can reset it.
This is not the first time I've had an interaction with this person where I wanted to put my fist through his head, nor am I alone in that regard.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
