(the few who do are all in the U.S. and it's not the normal term there either)
The sales of MAGA hats must have been miscounted.
Several patriotic songs from the 19th century must clearly be outdated and need fixing; perhaps their other claims should be amended too.
Thankfully, no politician ever finishes a rousing address with 'God save America!' That would be so wrong.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
