Mr. Meseeks
I'm pretty sure AG Paxton has a Meseeks box and they pump out all these "I'm Mr. Meseeks, look at me!" press releases in an effort to detract from the numerous criminal investigations into his conduct. For those of you living in other parts of the world, Texas is a place where being investigated for corruption means you had to really go above and beyond the expected level of corruption to have someone notice you enough to open a criminal investigation. It's also worth noting that the AG is the top law enforcement official for the state.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
