"Why have the lights gone red?" the Boss asks.
I was expecting the end to be "why have all the lights gone out?" and was trying to guess if the answer was:
A) severe head trauma.
B) a sack over the head.
C) an upcoming tragic workplace accident where the boss's iWatch interfered with the facility lighting system, causing the lights to go out and the boss to suffer terrible injuries from stumbling about in the darkness (at least according to the official accident report).
Biting the hand that feeds IT
