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I do not know which attracts me more to the Father-and-Son-land, the...

• Consistently simple, affordable wardrobe

• Year-round, slimming famine

• Scarcity of cell-phone yakkers

• Traffic-jam-free main roads

• "Green" non-use of 24/7 electricity

• Beatings until morale improves

• "Social" surveillance to make me feel like a celebrity

Unfortunately, the PRiKs do not have 7-11 stores, and I am not willing to give up my right to Slurpee.

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