New cremation technique!
Yeah it’s called “chemical cremation” and your liquidated remains get flushed away to water treatment, you know, like faeces. Definitely with all the other faeces. They say it’s more environmental than getting scorched into ash via natural gas.
(Shakespeare called regular burial service tantamount to becoming “worm’s food,” so he takes top points for grossest description.)
Biting the hand that feeds IT
