Re: A couple of points
"In fact if software was mandated to have both, it might teach left-pondians how to spell."
Don't blame us in the US, it isn't our fault that the occasionally United Kingdom didn't bother documented English until a bit of a tiff started in 1776. Giving 1150 AD to be generous, it seriously took you 600 years to document your own blasted language?!
What were you doing during all that time, bringing the world civilization and blood pudding?
I'll just get my hat...