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Microsoft delays next Exchange Server release to 2025

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I'd actually pay them for that.

I mean, why not, plenty of 9's, solid security, and a big enough deployment to hit economies of scale, and no upstream bandwidth fees because they already tapped all the fiber backbones.

The restore process takes a little getting used to. It's really easy though, just pick up any phone or radio and shout "Echelon, please deliver the snapshot I have selected on my screen" and then listen for the sound of a c-130 overhead and the sound of a refitted BLU-82 deploying parachutes. Please clear the LZ or it it will be cleared for you via UNMODIFIED BLU-82s. Service not available in all jurisdictions but IS available in most US controlled airspace over foreign soil, international waters, and low earth orbit.

To ensure the best snapshots are obtained please use a Carnivore equipped network provider and enable all ECDSA options.

(har har har... Oh wait, as I pay taxes in the US, I ALREADY paid them for that, they just don't want us getting into the admin dashboard again.)

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